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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on July 02, 2018, 09:36:15 AM
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Diamondbacks pitcher reveals he defecated in his pants before taking mound
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/06/27/diamondbacks-pitcher-reveals-defecated-in-his-pants-before-taking-mound.html
“I was warming up to go in a game. I knew I had the next hitter. I knew he was on deck. The at-bat was kinda taking a little bit. As a bullpen guy in these big situations, I call ’em nervous pees, where like I don’t have to pee a lot, but I know I have to pee before I go in the game. I can’t believe I’m telling you this,” the 25-year-old reliever said on the podcast.
“So it’s a 2-2 count, and I’m like, ‘Man, I have to pee. I have to go pee.’ So I run in our bathroom real quick, I’m ready to go. I’m trying to pee and I actually [expletive] my pants. Like right before I’m about to go in the game, I pooped my pants,” Bradley said. “I’m like ‘Oh my gosh.’ I know I’m a pitch away from going in the game, so I’m scrambling to clean myself up. I get it cleaned up the best I can, button my pants up, and our bullpen coach Mike Fetters says, ‘Hey, you’re in the game.’ So I’m jogging into the game to pitch with poop in my pants essentially.”
The pitcher explained that he actually had a good inning despite being extremely uncomfortable.
Apologies as this isn't a DUmp thread per se. But the story made me laugh and reminded me of Poopy Pants Pam. And hey, maybe she can learn a lesson from Archie Bradley.
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I'm still wondering why people feel the need to put this kind of shit on the internet.
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I'm still wondering why people feel the need to put this kind of shit on the internet.
Pun intended?
But yeah, the pitcher is young and this was revealed on a podcast. Seems like the young uns share everything.
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That would be considered an information overload. :thatsright:
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Report: Diamondbacks pitcher places a late game heavy load on the opposing team. Asked if that kind of pressure is hard to bear, he replied "depends".
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Report: Diamondbacks pitcher places a late game heavy load on the opposing team. Asked if that kind of pressure is hard to bear, he replied "depends".
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
H5 :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :lmao: :lmao:
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Report: Diamondbacks pitcher places a late game heavy load on the opposing team. Asked if that kind of pressure is hard to bear, he replied "depends".
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
You not only win the thread but the Interwebz!
H5 appropriately given!