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Title: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 29, 2018, 11:13:40 AM: Quote
demtenjeep (24,539 posts)

Going to my home town that has been hit by tornadoes 2 times in 23 months. Most are 45ers

I will be wearing my

"Friends don't let friends vote republican"

"I only sleep with Democrats"

but I will help them clean up and help with meals

Know what else she'll be wearing? (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210809019)

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61JAerIFl%2BL._SL1000_.jpg)
Title: Re: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: USA4ME on June 29, 2018, 11:21:13 AM: Quote from:
demtenjeep

I only sleep with Democrats

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

How is that an advertisement for "Join our team?" Has she looked in the mirror lately?

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Title: Re: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 29, 2018, 11:27:36 AM: Quote from: USA4ME on June 29, 2018, 11:21:13 AM
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

How is that an advertisement for "Join our team?" Has she looked in the mirror lately?

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I view that as a promise, not a guarantee.
Title: Re: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 29, 2018, 11:46:07 AM: Thanks for all your help with our Get Out The Vote/GOP recruitment efforts, dtj!
Title: Re: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: Texacon on June 29, 2018, 12:49:45 PM: Lord have mercy. Ya can’t just go help some people? I help people, I donate, and I volunteer. I don’t need to tell others I’m doing it and I damn sure don’t go to make a political statement.

These people never cease to amaze with just how petit they are.

KC
Title: Re: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 29, 2018, 01:10:07 PM: Quote

"I only sleep with Democrats"

On the back it says

"and I slept with them ALL."
Title: Re: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: SVPete on June 29, 2018, 02:12:59 PM: Quote from: Texacon on June 29, 2018, 12:49:45 PM
Lord have mercy. Ya can’t just go help some people? I help people, I donate, and I volunteer. I don’t need to tell others I’m doing it and I damn sure don’t go to make a political statement.

These people never cease to amaze with just how petit they are.

KC

:hi5:

The weather must be too hot for her to wear her @#$%^ hat.
Title: Re: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 29, 2018, 02:14:48 PM: Quote
"I only sleep with Democrats"
Thank God, keep the spread of STD's to your own party.

but I will help them clean up and help with meals

Be sure to wear rubber gloves.
Title: Re: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 29, 2018, 06:56:32 PM: Quote from: Old n Grumpy on June 29, 2018, 02:14:48 PM
Be sure to wear rubber gloves.

Multi-layer of rubber gloves and a spacesuit. Wash it bleach.
Title: Re: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: Delmar on June 29, 2018, 08:00:35 PM: Quote
"I only sleep with Democrats"

Wearing a shirt or something with that message on it might make sense if it was a hot chick wearing it, but on an unattractive woman like Pam it would be laughable. Like any conservative man would be kicking himself for missing out on a chance to make it with that poopy pants slug.
Title: Re: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 30, 2018, 08:00:08 AM: You'd have to simultaneously be into several especially-disgusting fetishes to want a piece of that action.
Title: Re: Demtenjeep plans a trip
Post by: SVPete on June 30, 2018, 08:32:32 AM: When sane people read that latter T-shirt slogan they'll be thinking, "Well that's a relief."