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Title: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: CC27 on June 21, 2018, 07:10:08 AM: Quote
Thu Jun 21, 2018, 07:09 AM
TEB (3,099 posts)

At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts

So I’m asking them is it when we do make contact. We don’t want any criminal ET on earth. And forbid any of those sons of bitches aliens take our jobs. And I asked I wonder if space force. Can use me I’m 52 in decent shape I work out. And am a former airborne infantry soldier. Ok my oatmeal and OJ has arrived.

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100210765995

What the hell did i just read? No way this moron was a solider.
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: Texacon on June 21, 2018, 07:19:46 AM: Could you imagine having a conversation with this guy? Wow.

KC
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on June 21, 2018, 07:20:40 AM: "Star Wars" Mockery, 2.0.
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 21, 2018, 08:17:18 AM: Quote from: Texacon on June 21, 2018, 07:19:46 AM
Could you imagine having a conversation with this guy? Wow.

KC
the conversation would only last until his oj and oatmeal arrived...
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 21, 2018, 08:48:01 AM: Quote from: Texacon on June 21, 2018, 07:19:46 AM
Could you imagine having a conversation with this guy? Wow.

KC

Didn't Robin Williams play this guy in Fisher King?
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: 67 Rover on June 21, 2018, 11:51:55 AM: Quote from: DLR Pyro on June 21, 2018, 08:17:18 AM
the conversation would only last until his oj and oatmeal arrived...

Did he also mention the OJ was in a sippy cup?
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: Skul on June 21, 2018, 01:23:03 PM: Lord love a duck, we have TiT2 and Sergeant Rambutt all rolled into one. He's even a decorated hero.

(http://i64.tinypic.com/1fzg9u.jpg)
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 21, 2018, 01:44:00 PM: Quote
Thu Jun 21, 2018, 07:09 AM
TEB (3,099 posts)

At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts

So I’m asking them is it when we do make contact. We don’t want any criminal ET on earth. And forbid any of those sons of bitches aliens take our jobs. And I asked I wonder if space force. Can use me I’m 52 in decent shape I work out. And am a former airborne infantry soldier. Ok my oatmeal and OJ has arrived.

They can use you alright, when they go to probe uranus. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Now go clean up the log boog left on the sidewalk. :rotf:
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 21, 2018, 01:54:29 PM: Quote from: Skul on June 21, 2018, 01:23:03 PM
Lord love a duck, we have TiT2 and Sergeant Rambutt all rolled into one. He's even a decorated hero.

(http://i64.tinypic.com/1fzg9u.jpg)

I am stealing that!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on June 21, 2018, 02:11:22 PM: I've never served in one of the armed forces, so my experience with armed forces personnel is pretty minimal. That said, I have a hard time believing TEB was Airborne, with that "command" of written English. Boog, OTOH, is obviously a genuine "dog face", :-) .
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 21, 2018, 08:52:13 PM: Quote from: CC27 on June 21, 2018, 07:10:08 AM
What the hell did i just read? No way this moron was a solider.

I agree. He thinks his player on Call of Duty or Battlefield means he is a billy bad ass.
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 21, 2018, 09:22:31 PM: It never happened. It only happened in his head.
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on June 22, 2018, 08:24:32 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 21, 2018, 09:22:31 PM
It never happened. It only happened in his head.

Lots of open space for him to play it out. :whistling:
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 22, 2018, 09:22:03 AM: The only time he was airborne is when he is high. :-)
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: 67 Rover on June 22, 2018, 09:51:17 AM: Quote from: Old n Grumpy on June 22, 2018, 09:22:03 AM
The only time he was airborne is when he is high. :-)

Or he tripped over TMN's foot. :whistling:
Title: Re: At the local diner talking space force with MAGAts. Bouncy
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 22, 2018, 12:41:38 PM: Teb in uniform
(http://img04.deviantart.net/377d/i/2012/271/a/3/space_cadet_bling_revisited_by_spacecadetbling-d5g4r1r.jpg)

Space Cadet!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :-) :-) :-) :lol: :lol: :lol: