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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on May 29, 2018, 10:21:27 AM
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I’ve been preoccupied obsessively worrying about something, and am hoping a lurking primitive can ameliorate my fears by saying something on Skins’s island about it.
If one’s been paying attention to the news, one’s sure to know that the sparkling old dude, the “StinkyTheClown” primitive and his much-younger trophy wife, “Sparkly,” have been in mortal peril because of severe floods ravaging their suburb near Baltimore.
The waters rose fast, and have risen high.
The flood was sort of a, uh, rude surprise, and came on suddenly with little or no warning, and obviously no time at all to make safe those things damaged by rising water (by removing them to higher ground, usually).
The sparkling old dude’s much-younger trophy wife owns—one’s not sure to use the present, or past, tense here—a massive grand piano, an antiquity, an heirloom, a magnificent example of pianery, that had been left her by her father, who’d been a professor of music at some pricey private college in Connecticut.
It’s a magnificent thing, this piano, and its loss would be catastrophic, not only to the sparking old dude and his much-younger trophy wife, but also to anyone anywhere who appreciates fine music.
Okay, so the flood waters came, they came suddenly, and they came highly.
This piano’s very large and very heavy.
If it’s been saved—which one certainly hopes it has been—how does one suppose the sparkling old dude managed to save it?
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He stacked a bunch of these under the piano legs. They cheaper than bricks or scrap lumber.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51iTTXhMcBL.jpg)
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He made an emergency call to the magic negro, obama and he parted the flood waters to go around the piano. :-)
What I don't understand is this happened 2 years ago as well, why weren't steps taken to prevent it from happening again?
Is it because democrats are really slow learners? :thatsright: :loser:
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What I don't understand is this happened 2 years ago as well, why weren't steps taken to prevent it from happening again?
Is it because democrats are really slow learners? :thatsright: :loser:
This is Maryland, a crowded congested corrupt machine-run blue state.
According to the news article that I saw a couple of days ago, millions were appropriated for, and passed on to, Maryland for flood control two years ago.
Just because something's appropriated and given doesn't mean it goes to where it's supposed to.
Maryland Democrat politicians have big holes in their pants pockets; that's what happened.
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So, they are not slow learners, just thieves. :thatsright:
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Well frank, I don't know about the piano, but I hope his litter box in the basement is safe.
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Well frank, I don't know about the piano, but I hope his litter box in the basement is safe.
For new-timers here, the back-story on that is this; back--years ago now--when the primitives were considerably less inhibited than they are now, the sparkling old dude, "StinkyTheClown," admitted that his much-younger trophy wife made him use the bathroom in the basement of their home because she found his stench overpoweringly offensive.
Ah, for the good old days, when the primitives were more open, more expressive, than they are now.....
Good times, good times.
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Yes. Stinky's DUmp name used to be husb2sparkly, reflecting his realization that he married way above his pay grade.
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Yes. Stinky's DUmp name used to be husb2sparkly, reflecting his realization that he married way above his pay grade.
The sparkling old dude was once married to a woman who loved him, doted on him, helped him rise highly in his chosen career (food service management), and bore his children. But then when she got middle-aged and stout and matronly, and some facial hair, he ditched her, abandoned her.
The sparkling old dude at times has alleged himself to be no more than an average person, but no average person could possibly afford to live around him, in a wealthy and exclusive suburb of Baltimore. It looks however as if he's not quite as rich as his neighbors, and one assumes it's probably that alimony eats up some of his income.
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The sparkling old dude was once married to a woman who loved him, doted on him, helped him rise highly in his chosen career (food service management), and bore his children. But then when she got middle-aged and stout and matronly, and some facial hair, he ditched her, abandoned her.
The sparkling old dude at times has alleged himself to be no more than an average person, but no average person could possibly afford to live around him, in a wealthy and exclusive suburb of Baltimore. It looks however as if he's not quite as rich as his neighbors, and one assumes it's probably that alimony eats up some of his income.
Certainly sounds like a similar MO of may 'burger chef' type operation managers. New honey comes in to work the front end and all they see is her back end. Dump the baby momma and off they go with the sparkly young thing. Lather, rinse, repeat. Sometimes they marry 'em sometimes not. Maybe it is the smell of the fries that sets 'em off??
On appropriations. You can appropriate all you want but if it isn't budget and funded it doesn't really do much IIRC. Typical political ploy to give the appearance of doing something.
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For new-timers here, the back-story on that is this; back--years ago now--when the primitives were considerably less inhibited than they are now, the sparkling old dude, "StinkyTheClown," admitted that his much-younger trophy wife made him use the bathroom in the basement of their home because she found his stench overpoweringly offensive.
Ah, for the good old days, when the primitives were more open, more expressive, than they are now.....
Good times, good times.
So stinky the clown is really stinky the thunder dumper! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
The sparkling old dude was once married to a woman who loved him, doted on him, helped him rise highly in his chosen career (food service management), and bore his children. But then when she got middle-aged and stout and matronly, and some facial hair, he ditched her, abandoned her.
Old, fat, ugly with a beard? Can you fault the guy? :-)
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Just took this picture of his living room after the water receded. Doesn't look promising...
(https://i.imgur.com/VOjLvUz.jpg)
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Old, fat, ugly with a beard? Can you fault the guy? :-)
The first Mrs. Dude became Omaha Steve?
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The first Mrs. Dude became Omaha Steve?
Oh now. Remember, she's the wronged party here.
Even if she'd turned out another Andrea Dworkin, she was of so much help and support to him in getting him advanced in his career that the sparkling old dude owed it to her, to stick with her into old age.
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So stinky the clown is really stinky the thunder dumper! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Well now, sir, if you had to make a choice, would it be old, hirsute, and matronly--but a nice, kind gentle person--or the snappish bitch the sparkling old dude's married to now?
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Well now, sir, if you had to make a choice, would it be old, hirsute, and matronly--but a nice, kind gentle person--or the snappish bitch the sparkling old dude's married to now?
...and who seems fo have had a long-running thing going with the horse-faced neighbor lady...
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...and who seems fo have had a long-running thing going with the horse-faced neighbor lady...
Yeah, damn, it's been so long I've forgotten about Mrs. Tutweiler from down the street.