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Title: "BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News. Stinky The Clown
Post by: CC27 on May 17, 2018, 08:11:37 AM
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Thu May 17, 2018, 08:56 AM
Star Member Stinky The Clown (58,591 posts)


"BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News.

The news - especially cable news - and most especially MSNBC - has become a frightening caricature of what it once was.

Minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day, week after week, the story is THE SAME. The dissection of Trump's alleged misdeeds and the hundreds of side stories surrounding it.

Meanwhile, do we really know what else is going on? Where is news of the dismantling of the State Department? Where is the news of the mass exodus of skilled, dedicated, long serving career federal employees, leaving only toadies and some subpar careerists? Where is news of what the Democrats are REALLY doing in advance of the midterms, what their REALLY platform is?

Every time you see the RED BANNER screaming BREAKING NEWS at you, make the translation.

It is really BROKEN NEWS.

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100210623971

Oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :whatever:
Title: Re: "BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News. Stinky The Clown
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 17, 2018, 08:17:35 AM
DUmmies are upset that their plan to get Stormy Daniels and her lawyer on the air 24/7 worked.  :lmao:

Title: Re: "BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News. Stinky The Clown
Post by: SVPete on May 17, 2018, 08:34:46 AM
Yep, OhBummer!'s pens and phones are being broken day by day, and the US is much stronger for it. Which makes Stinker angry.
Title: Re: "BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News. Stinky The Clown
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 17, 2018, 09:03:14 AM
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I'm taking more walks and reading more fiction these days to save my sanity.

Reading more fiction and watching the liberal MSM is the same thing.  :thatsright:

Your sanity is already lost being a member at the dump. :mental: :stoner:
Title: Re: "BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News. Stinky The Clown
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 17, 2018, 09:26:42 AM
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Where is news of what the Democrats are REALLY doing in advance of the midterms, what their REALLY platform is?

I think the lsm is doing a FINE job of covering the REAL platforms of all (d)s: "Trump is a poopy-head.  Throw rocks at him."

That is the platforms of all of them.  All planks.
Title: Re: "BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News. Stinky The Clown
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 17, 2018, 11:53:04 AM
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Where is news of what the Democrats are REALLY doing in advance of the midterms, what their REALLY platform is?

I plan on becoming a full time democrat operative to help with your new platform.

It is going to be called "FREE SHIT"
Higher taxes
Shut down manufacturing.
More illegals
More welfare
Free pot.
Tax the rethugs
Tax the fat cats even more.
That's a good start.