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Title: Trump is so broke... MrScorpio
Post by: CC27 on May 04, 2018, 07:23:10 AM
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MrScorpio (69,046 posts)


Trump is so broke...

He puts all of his hookers on layaway.


Trump is so broke...

He created a gmail account just so he can eat the spam.


Trump is so broke...

The only TV channel that he can afford on his cable subscription is Fox News.


Trump is so broke...

He can't even afford to pay attention.


Trump is so broke...

Nigerians refuse to send him banking scams.

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100210574804

If that is supposed to be funny i didn't laugh.
Title: Re: Trump is so broke... MrScorpio
Post by: BadCat on May 04, 2018, 07:24:24 AM
Funny, a guy who lived in a large appliance box on some corner in some blue shit hole and begged money from DUmmies is talking about someone being broke.
Title: Re: Trump is so broke... MrScorpio
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 04, 2018, 07:33:24 AM
President Trump's residence:

(https://s.hdnux.com/photos/43/12/16/9216906/9/920x920.jpg)

mr scorpio's residence:

(https://woodgatesview.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/homeless-box2.jpg)

Any questions?
Title: Re: Trump is so broke... MrScorpio
Post by: franksolich on May 04, 2018, 08:23:37 AM
Funny, a guy who lived in a large appliance box on some corner in some blue shit hole and begged money from DUmmies is talking about someone being broke.

Other than simply to exhale some gaseous air, I'm not sure if I get the point of Lamond's post here, if there is in fact any point.

The guy's afraid, but of what, I don't know.
Title: Re: Trump is so broke... MrScorpio
Post by: Texacon on May 04, 2018, 10:07:03 AM
Other than simply to exhale some gaseous air, I'm not sure if I get the point of Lamond's post here, if there is in fact any point.

The guy's afraid, but of what, I don't know.


I think they’re all afraid. The word on the street is the blue tsunami they were expecting has turned into a splash in a kiddie pool.

KC
Title: Re: Trump is so broke... MrScorpio
Post by: franksolich on May 04, 2018, 10:28:31 AM
I think they’re all afraid. The word on the street is the blue tsunami they were expecting has turned into a splash in a kiddie pool.

You know, I've followed Lamond for a long time now.

It's my civic duty, to keep track of primitives who display signs of sedition and treason.

Anyway, so I've followed the MrsCorpio primitive for a long time now, and know him almost as well as I know the back of my own hand.

One gets to where one doesn't have to be told something, to know it's so.  One just knows it's so.

Lamond's afraid of something; it's palpable.

But I have no idea what he's afraid of.  It could be his woman (wife or girlfriend), as he does have a record of dallying around with blonde white chicks.

It could be his landlord, or a dealer to whom he owes money.

It could be the cops.  It could be the Internal Revenue Service.  It could be the neighborhood tough. 

It's pretty obvious he's deathly afraid of something.
Title: Re: Trump is so broke... MrScorpio
Post by: SVPete on May 04, 2018, 11:02:55 AM
Other than simply to exhale some gaseous air, I'm not sure if I get the point of Lamond's post here, if there is in fact any point.

The guy's afraid, but of what, I don't know.

You know, I've followed Lamond for a long time now.

It's my civic duty, to keep track of primitives who display signs of sedition and treason.

Anyway, so I've followed the MrsCorpio primitive for a long time now, and know him almost as well as I know the back of my own hand.

One gets to where one doesn't have to be told something, to know it's so.  One just knows it's so.

Lamond's afraid of something; it's palpable.

But I have no idea what he's afraid of.  It could be his woman (wife or girlfriend), as he does have a record of dallying around with blonde white chicks.

It could be his landlord, or a dealer to whom he owes money.

It could be the cops.  It could be the Internal Revenue Service.  It could be the neighborhood tough. 

It's pretty obvious he's deathly afraid of something.

His chosen format is that of "Yo' Mama is so ..." (or similar) jokes. My guess is that his fear is that Muellermorial Day or the Fourth of Mueller is about to happen, and he's try to cheer up DU-folk (especially himself) preemptively.
Title: Re: Trump is so broke... MrScorpio
Post by: Wineslob on May 06, 2018, 01:24:23 PM
Other than simply to exhale some gaseous air, I'm not sure if I get the point of Lamond's post here, if there is in fact any point.

The guy's afraid, but of what, I don't know.


 I believe the reference is to President Trumps lawyer using the retainer fee (used unknowingly) President Trump paid him as a slush fund to pay off Stormy "fake tits" Daniels. The DUmbasses believe this is a "gotcha" moment. The other stuff.................. :???:
Title: Re: Trump is so broke... MrScorpio
Post by: Delmar on May 06, 2018, 01:35:46 PM
Obama so broke he needed convicted felon Tony Rezko's help to buy a house.