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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: bijou on August 20, 2008, 06:34:25 AM
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Gilligan (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 03:46 AM
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My evangelical, born again christian, drug addicted, crazy friend left today
Advertisements [?]She knows that the earth is only 6,000 years old. She knows that her invisible sky being friend is watching over her and that I am going to hell.
It was a train wreck from ****ing hell. I was in the 7th circle of Hell.
She lectured me on how abortion is murder and how Jesus really does care and about being saved and how John McCain was a god fearing man. She told me why I was so wrong for voting for the anti-christ, black man Obama,
She brought her loud, obnoxious kid and her two dogs over and she had one giant anxiety attack after another because she was trying to come off of prescription meds. She begged me to let her stay at our home while she detoxed from 30 to 40 opiates a day.
My two kids told her that God is a figment of her imagination. She told them they were going to burn in Hell.
My kids are 7 and 8.
I had to hold her hand as she cried and went mental - BUT FOLKS....
She made sure to tell me that I am a major **** up because I do not believe in god.
The 2 days she was here was absolute HELL. She ate our satanic food and slept in our satanic bed and let her kid play with my satanic kids .... Her dogs ate our satanic dog food and shit in our satanic yard.... (I am an atheist - this means to her that I worship satin.)
Here's a good one, when my daughter wanted to watch "The Golden Compass" The crazy woman went mental saying it was a satanic movie and that she would forbid the movie to be played. Her kid was praying and crying for us all to be saved.
It was a magical moment and if anything has ever convinced me that these people are INSANE.... This one goes to the top of the list.
Last but not least - She called her son a HOMOSEXUAL when she was angry with him... BTW, he is 7 years old. She meant it in a derogatory term. My son, who is 8, asked her why she hated gay people.... She answered that "Gay is a nice word for sick people who will burn in hell."
If you think she is extreme, well... you are wrong. She is typical of their movement.
I need to scream now... My kids need to scream with me - They were horrified along with me.
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3825422)
Wow it was completely made up, talking point central at Gilligan's house. :whatever:
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Yeah right, this really happened. :rotf:
PS As a side note, she is a **** up. Who would let a friend detoxing and coming down off drugs in her home with her young children around. It's bound to get ugly even if it's just physical symptoms. If this really happened, which we know it didn't, why not leave your kids with a family member while you help your imaginary friend detox at your house? :whatever:
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Wonder how many other versions of the same story the primitives will come up with in response. :whatever:
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"Sit right back and you'll hear a tale..."
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Wonder how many other versions of the same story the primitives will come up with in response. :whatever:
I'll bet TominTib had Benny Hinn move in with him. :-)
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Bouncy, bouncy
Little ball
How I wonder what you are
Bouncing high
For all to see
Bouncing 'round
So obviously
Bouncy, bouncy
Little ball
How I wonder what you are
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My two kids told her that God is a figment of her imagination. She told them they were going to burn in Hell.
My kids are 7 and 8.
This is so believable. Is there such a thing as a negative bounce?
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"Sit right back and you'll hear a tale..."
I was in the 7th circle of Hell.................better known as DU
I need to scream now... My kids need to scream with me..............because I'm a barking Moonbat.
You cannot have Hollywood script writers write better material than what DU provides for free. DU, the site that keeps on giving.
:popcorn:
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So the moonbat here is the one trying to sober up, see the light, get some morals and show some concern for their fellow man......only in DULand is right wrong.
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I haven't been over to see the thread, DU is lapping up every word like they always do aren't they?
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:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:
Every word in every sentence an obvious, transparent lie. No creativity. No apparent effort to achieve believability. And, most damning, no cops, no bushes, no conversions. If possible, this miserable post should be awarded negative bongs.
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This is so believable. Is there such a thing as a negative bounce?
If possible, this miserable post should be awarded negative bongs.
Perhaps they can lose previously earned bongs.
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 10:59 AM
Response to Original message
48. An idiot like that gives drug users a bad name
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/confused0067.gif)
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 10:59 AM
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48. An idiot like that gives drug users a bad name
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/confused0067.gif)
May I join you in that sentiment? LOL
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I haven't been over to see the thread, DU is lapping up every word like they always do aren't they?
Not all of them
LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Wed Aug-20-08 06:56 AM
Response to Original message
31. Bounce
:rotf:
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What really happened BEFORE it rattled around in that moonbat brain for a while:
Gilligan was in the front yard with her 2 children, the Professor and Mary Ann when her next door neighbor came out with her two children. I don't usually like them to play together as she absolutely REFUSES to take those damn pictures of Jesus with the children that's hanging in her kids rooms and hide the Bibles. I'm an atheist and have NO INTENTION of exposing my children to Christianity. They even let their kids watch Veggie Tales. Talk about abuse! She doesn't even allow her children to consider other ideas. I try to tell them when they're over here playing with my kids that God doesn't exist but they just shrug their shoulders and run off to play. Stupid fundies!
Anyway, I started to walk in the house...they're always so ****ing happy it just pisses me off! She MUST be on drugs. NO ONE can be that happy with a criminal in the White House, our young people being killed by the thousands in an illegal war (no, I don't KNOW anyone who's served, let alone died but I HAVE read about them in the newspaper), global warming, and the terrible economy. Before I could rush the Professor and Mary Ann in the house, Mary Ann waved and asked them where they were going. Little Miss Fundy said, "We're going to Vacation Bible School!" I just rolled my eyes...another way to indoctrinate...that should be illegal. Seriously, the first amendment wasn't meant to be about God anymore than the second gives everyone permission to have a gun! The first amendment is about free speech and not having religion shoved in our face.
So, the Professor asks what that is. Little Fundy Son says, "It's where we do really fun stuff and learn about Jesus!" They actually INVITED my children to come! Well, that was my breaking point! I marched right over to the little brat, got in his face and said, "Listen you little ****ing Jesus freak, DO NOT preach to my kids! ****ing little fundy piece of shit!" Well, that stopped him in his tracks. He said, "I just thought they'd have fun playing games and stuff." I thought the little bastard was going to cry. So much for personal strength from God. So then his mother had to get in the middle. She had the nerve to tell me she'd appreciate it if I didn't swear in front of her 5 year old (yeah, keep the kids sheltered from real life). She told me a simple no would've been better than yelling at her son. I told her I don't care how old he is, I will not allow my children to be proselytized to. We live in the real world and I don't want them exposed to that religious crap.
She just put her kids in the car and left. Guess I left her speechless. Wonder why God didn't put words in her mouth if he's so real. I swear, I feel like I spend half my life getting Christians to shut up around my kids. Can't they figure out there are other points of view! Damn closed minded fundies!
Cindie
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What really happened BEFORE it rattled around in that moonbat brain for a while:
Gilligan was in the front yard with her 2 children, the Professor and Mary Ann when her next door neighbor came out with her two children. I don't usually like them to play together as she absolutely REFUSES to take those damn pictures of Jesus with the children that's hanging in her kids rooms and hide the Bibles. I'm an atheist and have NO INTENTION of exposing my children to Christianity. They even let their kids watch Veggie Tales. Talk about abuse! She doesn't even allow her children to consider other ideas. I try to tell them when they're over here playing with my kids that God doesn't exist but they just shrug their shoulders and run off to play. Stupid fundies!
Anyway, I started to walk in the house...they're always so ******* happy it just pisses me off! She MUST be on drugs. NO ONE can be that happy with a criminal in the White House, our young people being killed by the thousands in an illegal war (no, I don't KNOW anyone who's served, let alone died but I HAVE read about them in the newspaper), global warming, and the terrible economy. Before I could rush the Professor and Mary Ann in the house, Mary Ann waved and asked them where they were going. Little Miss Fundy said, "We're going to Vacation Bible School!" I just rolled my eyes...another way to indoctrinate...that should be illegal. Seriously, the first amendment wasn't meant to be about God anymore than the second gives everyone permission to have a gun! The first amendment is about free speech and not having religion shoved in our face.
So, the Professor asks what that is. Little Fundy Son says, "It's where we do really fun stuff and learn about Jesus!" They actually INVITED my children to come! Well, that was my breaking point! I marched right over to the little brat, got in his face and said, "Listen you little ******* Jesus freak, DO NOT preach to my kids! ******* little fundy piece of shit!" Well, that stopped him in his tracks. He said, "I just thought they'd have fun playing games and stuff." I thought the little bastard was going to cry. So much for personal strength from God. So then his mother had to get in the middle. She had the nerve to tell me she'd appreciate it if I didn't swear in front of her 5 year old (yeah, keep the kids sheltered from real life). She told me a simple no would've been better than yelling at her son. I told her I don't care how old he is, I will not allow my children to be proselytized to. We live in the real world and I don't want them exposed to that religious crap.
She just put her kids in the car and left. Guess I left her speechless. Wonder why God didn't put words in her mouth if he's so real. I swear, I feel like I spend half my life getting Christians to shut up around my kids. Can't they figure out there are other points of view! Damn closed minded fundies!
Cindie
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