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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Old n Grumpy on April 23, 2018, 02:46:19 PM

Title: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
Post by: Old n Grumpy on April 23, 2018, 02:46:19 PM

 So, our favorite socialist is ready to go to full employment (unless you are on welfare, then you will be exempt), he plans on doing some large scale goobermint projects to create thousands of jobe starting at $15.00 an hour with full benefits, no experience necessary. :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

The first will be working for the new goobermint agency the Pure Food Administration. The positions will be to pick fly shit out of pepper.
The work will be easy and you will be trained in the finer points of the trade.

More opportunities will follow

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
Post by: Ausonius on April 23, 2018, 03:45:52 PM

Americans could guarantee themselves jobs by, oh, let's see, obtaining decent skills in school or as an apprentice or doing something other than participating in our national narcissism, by NOT doing stupid stuff (drugs, tattoos, drugs, piercings, drugs, spending money they don't have on stupid stuff...like drugs, etc. ), and by... NOT VOTING FOR DEMS!   :-)

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
Post by: franksolich on April 23, 2018, 04:38:39 PM

Quote from: Old n Grumpy on April 23, 2018, 02:46:19 PM

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I went over to see what the jackpiners, Manny's primitives, had to say about this, given their idolatry of the hoary old white-haired sourassed sourpuss crank from Vermont and his thieving wife.

There's two threads over there, one comment.

Of course, the jackpiners are anticipating the same sort of thing Omaha Steve always did--everybody else will work, while they get to sit on their asses either "supervising" or operating a labor union "on behalf" of the workers.  None of the cultists expect to work themselves.

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
Post by: FlaGator on April 24, 2018, 04:14:44 AM

How does he plan to do that? Support Trump?

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
Post by: SVPete on April 24, 2018, 07:41:28 AM

But will they be Shovel-leaning-ready jobs?

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 24, 2018, 10:18:35 AM

Link, anyone? :whistling: :fuelfire:

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
Post by: SVPete on April 24, 2018, 10:55:50 AM

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 24, 2018, 10:18:35 AM

Link, anyone? :whistling: :fuelfire:

Here ya go. (http://www.businessinsider.com/bernie-sanders-job-guarantee-plan-2018-4) Didn't see whether the jobs would be Shovel-leaning-ready, though.

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 24, 2018, 11:14:21 AM

Great timing! In related news, Finland's universal income pilot program has come to an end. It would have taken a 30% rise in taxes to keep it afloat.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43866700 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43866700)

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 24, 2018, 01:42:49 PM

Quote from: landofconfusion80 on April 24, 2018, 11:14:21 AM

Great timing! In related news, Finland's universal income pilot program has come to an end. It would have taken a 30% rise in taxes to keep it afloat.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43866700 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43866700)

no problem.  Just tax the rich.  They have plenty of money... :fuelfire:

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
Post by: Old n Grumpy on April 24, 2018, 02:01:26 PM

Quote from: landofconfusion80 on April 24, 2018, 11:14:21 AM

Great timing! In related news, Finland's universal income pilot program has come to an end. It would have taken a 30% rise in taxes to keep it afloat.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43866700 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43866700)

The problem is they aren't doing it right. they need to base it on bernies system of benevolent socialism. the kind where there is always enough to go around. A money tree in every yard.

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 24, 2018, 05:56:29 PM

Quote from: DLR Pyro on April 24, 2018, 01:42:49 PM

no problem.  Just tax the rich.  They have plenty of money... :fuelfire:

Unlimited, actually.  Just like the government.

They are just too mean to allow others to share in the unlimited wealth.  They enjoy watching people die in poverty so much.