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Title: There better be big news today
Post by: CC27 on April 13, 2018, 07:02:35 AM
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brettdale (9,076 posts)


There better be big news today

Fingers and toes crossed.

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100210486288

Lucy, que the football AGAIN. What news are you waiting for? TRUMP HANDCUFFS 15SDFS56DF456SDF!!!!!!  :whatever:
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: franksolich on April 13, 2018, 07:05:28 AM
I dunno.

Maybe the primitive thinks Messalina Agrippina, the predecessor to the current president, Alphonse Capote Gore, and a slew of other prominent Democrats are going to jail today?

It could be anything, including all that.

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MrsCoffee (1,109 posts)      Fri Apr 13, 2018, 07:04 AM

1. Be careful what you ask for.
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: Old n Grumpy on April 13, 2018, 07:52:58 AM
At noon today Trump will march out all the obama holdovers and have them shot on the white house lawn. And for added effect he will have muellers and comey's heads mounted on pikes . :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: franksolich on April 13, 2018, 08:42:42 AM
Lucy, que the football AGAIN. What news are you waiting for? TRUMP HANDCUFFS 15SDFS56DF456SDF!!!!!!  :whatever:

Well, my question is, what is the primitive going to do about it, if there's no news today?

This "better be" is nonsense; a primitive has no control over events, and no chance to inflict punishment if there's no event.

Ho-hum.
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: BadCat on April 13, 2018, 08:54:37 AM
Well, my question is, what is the primitive going to do about it, if there's no news today?

This "better be" is nonsense; a primitive has no control over events, and no chance to inflict punishment if there's no event.

Ho-hum.

Maybe it will kill itself, frank.  One can alway hope.
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 13, 2018, 09:25:26 AM
do you mean this news DUmmy...?

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President Trump has been advised to approve the pardon I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby. CBS News' Major Garrett reports Trump agrees with the recommendation. Libby was former Vice President Dick Cheney's chief of staff who was convicted of perjury in relation to the 2003 leak of CIA agent Valerie Plame's identity.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/scooter-libby-pardon-trump-advised-agrees-with-recommendation-2018-04-13/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/scooter-libby-pardon-trump-advised-agrees-with-recommendation-2018-04-13/)
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: franksolich on April 13, 2018, 04:06:07 PM
do you mean this news DUmmy...?
 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/scooter-libby-pardon-trump-advised-agrees-with-recommendation-2018-04-13/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/scooter-libby-pardon-trump-advised-agrees-with-recommendation-2018-04-13/)

It's 4:05 p.m. central time, out here in the Sandhills of Nebraska.

The "day" for anything to happen is just about over with.

This must be the "big news" the primitive was looking for.
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: BattleHymn on April 13, 2018, 05:29:42 PM
It's 4:05 p.m. central time, out here in the Sandhills of Nebraska.

The "day" for anything to happen is just about over with.

This must be the "big news" the primitive was looking for.

I think the problem might be that the primitive didn't issue an ultimatum with their threat of needing real news.

Something like "There had better be real news, or I'm going to decapitate myself with a rusty saw.", or "There had better be real news, or I'm going to drown myself in the bathtub."

Following through with their ultimatum would almost certainly bring big news.

Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: SVPete on April 13, 2018, 05:48:59 PM
I think they had high hopes for the Comey novel, but reality disappointed them. As usual ... reality is Reich-Wing.
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: Tess Anderson on April 13, 2018, 05:53:12 PM
Dummy "brettdale" is in New Zealand, another meddling foreigner.

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Response to safeinOhio (Reply #7)Fri Apr 13, 2018, 06:41 PM
brettdale (9,078 posts)
8. Bill Kristol yesterday

Said it will be a huge news day, and comey's book wont even be
in the top three. I guess him, Taylor and Mensch will wait a few weeks before
tweeting out things like "Tomorrow is going to be huge"

 :rotf: As if Bill Kristol is in the loop.
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 13, 2018, 06:51:43 PM
Something like "There had better be real news, or I'm going to decapitate myself with a rusty saw.", or "There had better be real news, or I'm going to drown myself in the bathtub."

While I prefer that any primitive do the former, I'll take either one. :whistling:
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: SVPete on April 13, 2018, 08:03:34 PM
Dummy "brettdale" is in New Zealand, another meddling foreigner.

 :rotf: As if Bill Kristol is in the loop.

So, is "brettdale" too distant and out of touch to know that Taylor and Mensch are jokes even in some Prog circles? And that Kristol is so ruled by TDS that he's delusional on almost anything touching Trump?
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 13, 2018, 08:33:40 PM
So, is "brettdale" too distant and out of touch to know that Taylor and Mensch are jokes even in some Prog circles? And that Kristol is so ruled by TDS that he's delusional on almost anything touching Trump?

It wouldn't deter him, DUmmies are masters at biting on anything that twangs a string on one of their resonant frequencies, mere facts and reality be damned.
Title: Re: There better be big news today
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 13, 2018, 09:15:17 PM
You wanted big news, DUmmies, yooooou got it!

Trump pardons Scooter Libby
Inspector General releases report
Airstrikes in Syria

Have fun.