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Title: Any DUmmies Have Been Wallduded?
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 01, 2018, 09:59:21 PM
Have any DUmmies been Wallduded since Donald Trump became President? Wallduded as mean they did something stupid at work and bragged about it at DU to get fired. I would expect to see more of this.
Title: Re: Any DUmmies Have Been Wallduded?
Post by: Skul on April 01, 2018, 11:40:43 PM
Not that I know of.
Title: Re: Any DUmmies Have Been Wallduded?
Post by: GOP Congress on April 02, 2018, 12:20:28 AM
Unless the work places have a combination of Fox News, TV remotes, and rafters, most businesses couldn't care less about the complaints of their employees, though I'm sure many are fired of their own volition because they ARE idiots in general.
Title: Re: Any DUmmies Have Been Wallduded?
Post by: miskie on April 02, 2018, 06:04:08 AM
Even though he isn't an 'official' DUmmy (AFAIK), Colin Kaepernick seems to have wallduded himself. -unless he has been signed within the last week or so, Only one I can think of.
Title: Re: Any DUmmies Have Been Wallduded?
Post by: franksolich on April 02, 2018, 06:04:18 AM
Have any DUmmies been Wallduded since Donald Trump became President? Wallduded as mean they did something stupid at work and bragged about it at DU to get fired. I would expect to see more of this.

Now, I'd be careful how I worded this query, Ptarmigan, sir.

Remember that the primitives with their coarser, lesser minds, oftentimes don't understand nuances.

The DUmpster has never, at any time, been responsible for getting a primitive fired from his job.

In those cases where a primitive got fired, it was simply because the primitive shot off his mouth. 

The DUmpster didn't force the primitive in any manner to shoot off his mouth; this is something a primitive did of his own free will.

We report the news here, we don't create it.
Title: Re: Any DUmmies Have Been Wallduded?
Post by: franksolich on April 02, 2018, 06:06:27 AM
Even though he isn't an 'official' DUmmy (AFAIK), Colin Kaepernick seems to have wallduded himself. -unless he has been signed within the last week or so, Only one I can think of.

Wasn't the retrowire primitive, who freely and willingly shot off his mouth without prompting from anybody else, A.T.*?

*A.T. = after Trump got inaugurated.
Title: Re: Any DUmmies Have Been Wallduded?
Post by: SVPete on April 02, 2018, 09:30:42 AM
 :naughty: Well, the number of employed DU members may be a minority of the total DU population, so that kind of reduces opportunities for DU-folk to shoot off their foot with their own mouth. :naughty:
Title: Re: Any DUmmies Have Been Wallduded?
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 02, 2018, 10:21:13 PM
Now, I'd be careful how I worded this query, Ptarmigan, sir.

Remember that the primitives with their coarser, lesser minds, oftentimes don't understand nuances.

The DUmpster has never, at any time, been responsible for getting a primitive fired from his job.

In those cases where a primitive got fired, it was simply because the primitive shot off his mouth. 

The DUmpster didn't force the primitive in any manner to shoot off his mouth; this is something a primitive did of his own free will.

We report the news here, we don't create it.

That is what I meant to say sir.
Title: Re: Any DUmmies Have Been Wallduded?
Post by: franksolich on April 03, 2018, 03:03:56 AM
That is what I meant to say sir.

Yeah, it's a pain, having to be v-e-r-y careful about how one words things, in case the primitives get all indignant and upset about it.

And I dislike it more than anybody else, having to be careful because the primitives are so stupid, not understanding nuances and irony and humor.

The primitives think we're out to get them, to cause them problems, to do them harm.

Nothing could possibly be further from the truth; the DUmpster does not pick on primitives; the DUmpster merely reports the comments and activities of the primitives, nothing more than that. 

We report.

Just like any other news-gathering agency, we report the news; we don't create it.

The primitives create the news, after which we merely report it.

Okay, I've repeated myself many times here--the hope being that the "message" finally at long last penetrates the thick skulls of the primitives.

The primitives create the news; we merely report their news.