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Title: Michael Moore selects Caroline Kennedy for vice-president
Post by: franksolich on August 19, 2008, 07:10:50 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6669263

Oh my.

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Omaha Steve  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-19-08 08:02 PM
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An Open Letter to Caroline Kennedy (head of the Obama VP search team) from Michael Moore
   
Dear Caroline,

We've never met, so I hope you don't find this letter too presumptuous or inappropriate. As its contents involve the public's business, I am sending this to you via the public on the Internet. I knew your brother John. He was a great guy, and I know he would've had a ball during this thrilling and historic election year. We all miss him dearly.

Barack Obama selected you to head up his search for a vice presidential candidate. It appears we may be just days (hours?) away from learning who that choice will be.

The media is reporting that Senator Obama has narrowed his alternatives to three men: Joe Biden, Evan Bayh and Tim Kaine. They're all decent fellows, but they are far from the core of what the Obama campaign has been about: Change. Real change. Out with the old. And don't invade countries that pose no threat to us.

Senators Biden and Bayh voted for that invasion and that war, the war Barack ran against, the war Barack reminded us was the big difference betwee blahblahblahblahblech

I dislike cutting my fellow Nebraskan short, but it's pretty boring reading.

Anyway, Michael Moore proposes Caroline Kennedy as Barry "Goldwater" Obama's running mate.

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NightWatcher  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-19-08 08:05 PM
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1. Interesting. but what do we know about her but her name, and might that be enough?

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FrenchieCat  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-19-08 08:06 PM
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2. Come on Michael Moore.....let Obama pick his Vice President.   

This is your suggestion, not mine. If you wanted to you could of ran. Since you didn't, at least let us get to the convention! Geeze!

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fascisthunter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-19-08 08:06 PM
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3. In Other Word... no More Conservative Dems
   
thanks

Yep, there would be no place for Democrats to the right of Mao tse-Tung in an Obamareich.

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boloboffin  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-19-08 08:06 PM
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4. Wow.
   
He certainly has an ear for a campaign combo.

By the way, the buzz among the Obamaite primitives, and the primitives, is that it won't be Bayh or Biden.
Title: Re: Michael Moore selects Caroline Kennedy for vice-president
Post by: Duke Nukum on August 19, 2008, 07:18:47 PM
I think Michael Moore should get liposuction, the fat from said liposuction be put into one of those blow-up sex dolls, and the blow-up sex doll should be Obama's running mate.

Works on all levels, as far as I can tell.  Even many levels I cannot even conceive of as yet. 
Title: Re: Michael Moore selects Caroline Kennedy for vice-president
Post by: Lord Undies on August 19, 2008, 07:21:19 PM
What's so new about that 50-year-old bag of socialism in Gucci shoes?  I can't imagine anything more tired and old than another Kennedy in politics.

I think it is a fine idea!
Title: Re: Michael Moore selects Caroline Kennedy for vice-president
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 19, 2008, 08:30:00 PM
MM should run......................what about that natueaul born thingy??