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Title: Terror Methods Book Suggests Cake-Throwing as Assassination Tactic
Post by: bijou on August 19, 2008, 10:12:19 AM
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The book at the center of a terrorism-related trial in Sydney, Australia, lists assassination methods including smothering a target by throwing a cake in their face, the Australian Associated Press reported Friday.

An English translation of the book, "Provisions on the Rules of Jihad — Short Judicial Rulings and Organizational Instructions for Fighters and Mujahideen Against Infidels," was given to a jury hearing the trial of Belal Saadallah Khazaal as evidence.

The book states that cake-throwing as a joke is well-known in the West and can be a good way to kill infidels if instead of sweets an "adhesive substance could be used," AAP reported.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,404465,00.html

That should put an end to the liberal fondness for throwing pies at conservative speakers.
Title: Re: Terror Methods Book Suggests Cake-Throwing as Assassination Tactic
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 19, 2008, 10:19:20 AM
I would think it would be a lot more effective to sprinkle the top liberally with any of several potent poisons, and make the "pie" out of something tasty like CoolWhip, figuring the natural reaction would be to ingest a small quantity of the topping in a full face hit.  The suffocation thing seems a wee bit too unreliable as a mechanism to actually produce death.
Title: Re: Terror Methods Book Suggests Cake-Throwing as Assassination Tactic
Post by: bijou on August 19, 2008, 10:38:20 AM
I would think it would be a lot more effective to sprinkle the top liberally with any of several potent poisons, and make the "pie" out of something tasty like CoolWhip, figuring the natural reaction would be to ingest a small quantity of the topping in a full face hit.  The suffocation thing seems a wee bit too unreliable as a mechanism to actually produce death.
You make a good point, but we are hardly dealing with the brains trust here (jihadis or liberals).
Title: Re: Terror Methods Book Suggests Cake-Throwing as Assassination Tactic
Post by: Odin's Hand on August 19, 2008, 10:49:47 AM
The Biotic Baking Brigade better mind their P's and Q's before they get gut stomped by a security detail, then.
Title: Re: Terror Methods Book Suggests Cake-Throwing as Assassination Tactic
Post by: asdf2231 on August 19, 2008, 11:12:02 AM
I would think it would be a lot more effective to sprinkle the top liberally with any of several potent poisons, and make the "pie" out of something tasty like CoolWhip, figuring the natural reaction would be to ingest a small quantity of the topping in a full face hit.  The suffocation thing seems a wee bit too unreliable as a mechanism to actually produce death.

WTH?!?

No PROPER terrorist would EVER use CoolWhip... :hammer:

Propriety quails at the mere thought!!!!!

Title: Re: Terror Methods Book Suggests Cake-Throwing as Assassination Tactic
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 19, 2008, 11:52:42 AM
I would think it would be a lot more effective to sprinkle the top liberally with any of several potent poisons, and make the "pie" out of something tasty like CoolWhip, figuring the natural reaction would be to ingest a small quantity of the topping in a full face hit.  The suffocation thing seems a wee bit too unreliable as a mechanism to actually produce death.

WTH?!?

No PROPER terrorist would EVER use CoolWhip... :hammer:

Propriety quails at the mere thought!!!!!



Why, isn't it halal?   :evillaugh: 
Title: Re: Terror Methods Book Suggests Cake-Throwing as Assassination Tactic
Post by: asdf2231 on August 19, 2008, 12:01:58 PM
It just isn't Propah!

The Wasp Horsey Set terrorists would rip them to pieces for not attacking people with genuine whipped dairy products rather than low rent COOLWHIP!

Geez fellah, get a clue!
Title: Re: Terror Methods Book Suggests Cake-Throwing as Assassination Tactic
Post by: jinxmchue on August 19, 2008, 12:26:10 PM
In Zork II, there's a cake you can throw that explodes.

Then there's this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPsU-kSBnwI

Yeah, it's pie, but pie is a gateway assassination technique.  Cake is just another short step up. :hyper:
Title: Re: Terror Methods Book Suggests Cake-Throwing as Assassination Tactic
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 19, 2008, 01:37:16 PM
In Zork II, there's a cake you can throw that explodes.

Then there's this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPsU-kSBnwI

Yeah, it's pie, but pie is a gateway assassination technique.  Cake is just another short step up. :hyper:

I dunno, it sounds like a serious escalation of the scale of pastry violence to me.
Title: Re: Terror Methods Book Suggests Cake-Throwing as Assassination Tactic
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 19, 2008, 05:15:37 PM
What the hell has happened...........................are the rongaloids here and we're talking about pies again :-)

ASDF does have a point about coolwhip......................only losers like BEG use coolwhip, or so I heard :fuelfire: