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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: bijou on August 19, 2008, 10:12:19 AM
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The book at the center of a terrorism-related trial in Sydney, Australia, lists assassination methods including smothering a target by throwing a cake in their face, the Australian Associated Press reported Friday.
An English translation of the book, "Provisions on the Rules of Jihad — Short Judicial Rulings and Organizational Instructions for Fighters and Mujahideen Against Infidels," was given to a jury hearing the trial of Belal Saadallah Khazaal as evidence.
The book states that cake-throwing as a joke is well-known in the West and can be a good way to kill infidels if instead of sweets an "adhesive substance could be used," AAP reported.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,404465,00.html
That should put an end to the liberal fondness for throwing pies at conservative speakers.
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I would think it would be a lot more effective to sprinkle the top liberally with any of several potent poisons, and make the "pie" out of something tasty like CoolWhip, figuring the natural reaction would be to ingest a small quantity of the topping in a full face hit. The suffocation thing seems a wee bit too unreliable as a mechanism to actually produce death.
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I would think it would be a lot more effective to sprinkle the top liberally with any of several potent poisons, and make the "pie" out of something tasty like CoolWhip, figuring the natural reaction would be to ingest a small quantity of the topping in a full face hit. The suffocation thing seems a wee bit too unreliable as a mechanism to actually produce death.
You make a good point, but we are hardly dealing with the brains trust here (jihadis or liberals).
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The Biotic Baking Brigade better mind their P's and Q's before they get gut stomped by a security detail, then.
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I would think it would be a lot more effective to sprinkle the top liberally with any of several potent poisons, and make the "pie" out of something tasty like CoolWhip, figuring the natural reaction would be to ingest a small quantity of the topping in a full face hit. The suffocation thing seems a wee bit too unreliable as a mechanism to actually produce death.
WTH?!?
No PROPER terrorist would EVER use CoolWhip... :hammer:
Propriety quails at the mere thought!!!!!
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I would think it would be a lot more effective to sprinkle the top liberally with any of several potent poisons, and make the "pie" out of something tasty like CoolWhip, figuring the natural reaction would be to ingest a small quantity of the topping in a full face hit. The suffocation thing seems a wee bit too unreliable as a mechanism to actually produce death.
WTH?!?
No PROPER terrorist would EVER use CoolWhip... :hammer:
Propriety quails at the mere thought!!!!!
Why, isn't it halal? :evillaugh:
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It just isn't Propah!
The Wasp Horsey Set terrorists would rip them to pieces for not attacking people with genuine whipped dairy products rather than low rent COOLWHIP!
Geez fellah, get a clue!
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In Zork II, there's a cake you can throw that explodes.
Then there's this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPsU-kSBnwI
Yeah, it's pie, but pie is a gateway assassination technique. Cake is just another short step up. :hyper:
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In Zork II, there's a cake you can throw that explodes.
Then there's this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPsU-kSBnwI
Yeah, it's pie, but pie is a gateway assassination technique. Cake is just another short step up. :hyper:
I dunno, it sounds like a serious escalation of the scale of pastry violence to me.
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What the hell has happened...........................are the rongaloids here and we're talking about pies again :-)
ASDF does have a point about coolwhip......................only losers like BEG use coolwhip, or so I heard :fuelfire: