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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FunkyZero on January 22, 2018, 04:12:04 PM
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What a sh**-show...
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210127602 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210127602)
Sun Jan 21, 2018, 04:45 PM
demtenjeep (24,243 posts)
In the hospital they don't let you take your own meds-every morning they brought me an anti-anxiety
the first nurse brought it and said here is your anti-anxiety and I told her it was my trump pill
the nurse the last 3 days every morning said "here is your trump pill"
we decided we needed to make a "damnit trump doll"
you know those dolls you throw at your TV when your sports team sucks...
She and I agreed we should make them and we would make a lot of money!!!
and a SUB-bouncy
Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #1)Sun Jan 21, 2018, 04:51 PM
demtenjeep (24,243 posts)
2. I had MSNBC on all week
every person that entered my room stopped and glanced at the TV and commented on how stupid, hateful, sexist, ......
I would venture to guess most people in the medical field can not stand him
Nurses
Technicians (CNA)
Respitory
My specialist
the Vampire ladies (lab)
food service
hospitality service
even the chaplain
and ANOTHER bouncy
Response to demtenjeep (Original post)Sun Jan 21, 2018, 05:11 PM
Hayduke Bomgarte (1,720 posts)
4. There's a nurse at my dialysis clinic
Who is a drumpf supporter.
I occasionally spend a few moments in the waiting room with a grumpy old guy who also is a drumpfeteer. Always whining about Hillary, immigration, fake news, whatever the faux talking points of the day are. He gives the nurse a hard time in treatment. He's just a grouchy ole codger. Blames Obama because he may lose his Medicare.
So one day this nurse attends to him, then comes to me, shaking her head and saying she can't understand why they can never satisfy this guy.
I said, well he's a republican, that's why. She gave me the skunk eye and said she's a repub too.
I wondered why, her being a woman, a minority and in the medical profession, with her very job in jeopardy under drumpf and all the ACA/Medicade/Medicare turmoil.
No reply. Just a blank stare, finished her task and moved on.
Oddly, she's never attended to me again.
and this one gets violent with blow-up dolls:
Response to demtenjeep (Original post)Sun Jan 21, 2018, 05:20 PM
Star Member BigmanPigman (9,973 posts)
5. I bought one of of those clown punching bags
that you inflate and it is weighted at the bottom so it bounces back up. I drew the ****ing moron's face on it and it helps. I should make interchangeable faces for others that make me run for my anti-moron pill and remote control like Miller, ****ubee Sanders, McConnell, Mulvaney, Kelleyanne, etc.
and ANOTHER bouncy
Response to demtenjeep (Original post)Sun Jan 21, 2018, 06:59 PM
Star Member tiredtoo (1,101 posts)
7. i was in hospital in December
Nurse questioned me to affirm my mental stability.
What year is it?
2017
What day is it?
Thursday
Who is president of the United States?
Asshole
Passed the test with everyone smiling in agreement.
wow, what a run
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It's on the interwebnet so it hàs to be true.
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Meh, the nurse in dtj's :bouncy: was probably doing a mental check ... each time recognizing there had been no change ... dtj still is. :rimshot:
Hayduke Bomgarte's :bouncy: nurse probably realized she didn't want to bother with his degree of stupid.
What are the chances I could Google tiredtoo's :bouncy: and find he'd incorporated an joke circulating around the Internet into his :bouncy: .
These :bouncy: s just lack flavor.
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Look like they slipped in a double dose of stupid pills with your regular meds. :thatsright: :loser:
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Look like they slipped in a double dose of stupid pills with your regular meds. :thatsright: :loser:
The Dumplings don't need to take "stupid pills". :-)
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The Dumplings don't need to take "stupid pills". :-)
And they need to study up on how to take suppositories...
http://www.safemedication.com/safemed/MedicationTipsTools/HowtoAdminister/HowtoUseRectalSuppositoriesProperly
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Is this DUmbass even in the hospital? She was on FB chatting it up with fellow teachers:
You aren't teaching it yet are you? Hardtack would be cool to have kids taste
Let's do it after spring break. Do the stoves in drama room still work?
Yea I will bring electric skillet we could do in hall between our rooms
all yesterday and there's NO posts on hospitialization
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Is this DUmbass even in the hospital? She was on FB chatting it up with fellow teachers:
You aren't teaching it yet are you? Hardtack would be cool to have kids taste
Let's do it after spring break. Do the stoves in drama room still work?
Yea I will bring electric skillet we could do in hall between our rooms
all yesterday and there's NO posts on hospitialization
She had at least one other DU thread about it, https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=117365.0
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the first nurse brought it and said here is your anti-anxiety and I told her it was my trump pill
the nurse the last 3 days every morning said "here is your trump pill"
Show of hands here. Who had to take anti-anxiety medicine from 1/20/2009 to 1/20/2017 because obama was in the White House?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Didn't think so.
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I truly feel bad for the nurses & staff that have to deal with such delusional morons.
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Show of hands here. Who had to take anti-anxiety medicine from 1/20/2009 to 1/20/2017 because obama was in the White House?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Didn't think so.
does homemade whiskey count?
of course, I wasn't 'sampling' it because of the lop-eared kenyan though. it's just kinda what I do
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And they need to study up on how to take suppositories...
http://www.safemedication.com/safemed/MedicationTipsTools/HowtoAdminister/HowtoUseRectalSuppositoriesProperly
Drive em home with a hammer? Perhaps a large SK wrench. :whistling:
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Is this DUmbass even in the hospital? ........
Well it Depends! :-)
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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #1)Sun Jan 21, 2018, 04:51 PM
demtenjeep (24,243 posts)
2. I had MSNBC on all week
every person that entered my room stopped and glanced at the TV and commented on how stupid, hateful, sexist, ......
I would venture to guess most people in the medical field can not stand him
Nurses
Technicians (CNA)
Respitory
My specialist
the Vampire ladies (lab)
food service
hospitality service
even the chaplain
No one likes Morning Joe.
Response to demtenjeep (Original post)Sun Jan 21, 2018, 05:11 PM
Hayduke Bomgarte (1,720 posts)
4. There's a nurse at my dialysis clinic
Who is a drumpf supporter.
I occasionally spend a few moments in the waiting room with a grumpy old guy who also is a drumpfeteer. Always whining about Hillary, immigration, fake news, whatever the faux talking points of the day are. He gives the nurse a hard time in treatment. He's just a grouchy ole codger. Blames Obama because he may lose his Medicare.
So one day this nurse attends to him, then comes to me, shaking her head and saying she can't understand why they can never satisfy this guy.
I said, well he's a republican, that's why. She gave me the skunk eye and said she's a repub too.
I wondered why, her being a woman, a minority and in the medical profession, with her very job in jeopardy under drumpf and all the ACA/Medicade/Medicare turmoil.
No reply. Just a blank stare, finished her task and moved on.
Oddly, she's never attended to me again.
The whole stare and walk away thing...that is how a normal person disengages from a crazy one.
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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #1)Sun Jan 21, 2018, 04:51 PM
demtenjeep (24,243 posts)
2. I had MSNBC on all week
every person that entered my room stopped and glanced at the TV and commented on how stupid, hateful, sexist, ......
I would venture to guess most people in the medical field can not stand him
Here's the funny thing about it...
I am not a medical professional, but my job puts me as a core technology support person for many medical practices and large hospital systems. I actually talk to the doctors and medical boards in private meetings and during day to day operations.
I can assure that most people in the medical field absolutely HATE the lop-eared kenyan and the democrats for utterly destroying the healthcare and insurance systems. Medicare used to be the red-headed stepchild in the medical industry, but not anymore. It's the ACA and obama-era regulatory disasters. And that's an absolute fact.
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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)Sun Jan 21, 2018, 06:59 PM
Star Member tiredtoo (1,101 posts)
7. i was in hospital in December
Nurse questioned me to affirm my mental stability.
What year is it?
2017
What day is it?
Thursday
Who is president of the United States?
Asshole
Passed the test with everyone smiling in agreement.
Sorry if I'm stepping on anyone's mole building a post count, but that little short story has been kicking around the malcontents on FB for months. Still, I suppose the DUmmtards are stupid enough to give it a pass, since they want to beeeelieeeeeeve.