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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: DefiantSix on January 20, 2018, 02:38:31 PM
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Here in the Great Salt Lake valley (a lone bastion of Dhimmi'tude amid a vast sea of Rethuglikkkan red) the Geat Salt Lake itself is 9 feet above flood stage and rising from all the DUmmy tears of angst flowing into that body from the city's beleagured storm drainage system.
Local media estimate the casualties to be in the hundreds of brazillians. Fortunately, hospitals report that most of those are not fatalities - YET - but are instead just large numbers of 3rd Degree Butthurt injuries, caused we understand by all of these parasites being unceremoniously ripped from the Gub'mint teat at midnight this morning without benefit of safe spaces, healing white light or photocopies of hands in support.
To add to the carnage, a severe winter storm settled into the area last night just as the Gub'mint trough was running dry, covering homeless and protesting DUmbshit alike in a blanket of 2-5 inches of heavy, wet snow. While local DoT plows have so far been able to keep up with what the leftist media are calling the Blizzard of '18, it's only a matter of time, they say, before lack of access to Federal Gub'mint supervision, oversight, regulation, and wisdom leaves the highways in the area strewn with a swath of wrecked cars and broken bodies reminiscent of the worst parts of a Mad Max movie.
"Help us ObeyWon the Kenyan. You're our only hope (and change. And hope for change)."
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Is the government shutdown? I can't tell.
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Got mail delivery today.
Sun rose.
WWII Memorial is open.
I assume no screens to block the view of Rushmore.
Piggies are marching for their tantrums.
Not much to report.
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The only horror story I know is the DUmmies recoiling in horror as their own media is referring to the "Schumer Shutdown." (the goal was to paint this on Republicans and sweep 2018.)
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I do my best to avoid television "news", especially local "news" (because it isn't at all -- just repeating the same ol' robberies, rapes, murders, and arson from the day before), but as Mrs E is addicted to it, I can't completely escape it.
The local station, staffed by socialist progressives like most of them, put their journalist DUmmy on the street and proceeded to video the wailing and gnashing of teeth caused by the Statue of Liberty being shut down.
Last time I checked, no mushroom cloud over D.C. caused by a "shutdown".
It wouldn't hurt for that enormous sucking chest wound known as D.C. to shut down completely for a good six months and return the proceeds to the people. We'd never notice the difference, except for the extra pile of money in our bank accounts.
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The only horror story I know is the DUmmies recoiling in horror as their own media is referring to the "Schumer Shutdown." (the goal was to paint this on Republicans and sweep 2018.)
Schumer was on the floor of the Senate yesterday with a big sign saying "The Trump Shutdown." You know that President Trump is not going to budge. He's dug in farther now.
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:yawn:
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I had to clip a hangnail this morning.
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It rained last night.
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Monday morning and I'm still good. No much from the Schumer Shutdown just yet.
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Heck...I even got mail Saturday. No issues here.
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Heck...I even got mail Saturday. No issues here.
Me too! The ankle holster I ordered from Remora Holsters came! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
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And life goes on. What the dems fail to understand is they never had to deal with a guy like Trump before. He is playing them and the media like a fiddle. :lmao:
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And what do they end up with? A lesser deal than what they had on Friday... chumps.
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The Master Baiters got outfoxed by the Master Negotiator. :whistling:
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Just another day.