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Title: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: dutch508 on January 16, 2018, 10:59:39 PM
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Star Member PJMcK (5,168 posts) https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210109695


My theory regarding Trump's physical

Since I do not believe one word issued from Trump's White House, here's my take on the information released regarding Trump's health.

I don't believe any of it.

Trump is the Commander-in-Chief. The physician who examined him is Ronny L. Jackson, MD. Physician to the President, Rear Admiral, U.S. Navy. Therefore, the doctor is a subordinate to the president.

Trump ordered him to issue a favorable and flattering report.

 :thatsright:

And this is why it's pointless to talk to a DUmpmonkie.
Even with the truth right in front of them they will refuse to believe it.

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C_U_L8R (24,409 posts)

1. Clearly, even the teeth aren't real

This report is entirely unbelievable

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Star Member pbmus (3,497 posts)

3. Absolutely....nailed it....

The Big Con is 6’1”, weighs 255, has coronary disease and mental health issues...plus 2-3 other medical issues.

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onenote (29,805 posts)

5. Sad

Loosen the tinfoil.

I remember when this place blew up over non-doctors pretending to give medical diagnoses. Now some people here do it all the time.

Like I said, sad.

 :rotf:

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Star Member PJMcK (5,168 posts)

9. Happy

I'm happy because we can still express our views. Thank you, Bill of Rights. I'm confident that if Trump could, he'd shut us down.

There are very few statements that come from the Trump White House that can withstand scrutiny. Given your posting history and longevity on DU illustrates that you know what I write is true.

In fact, I am not making a diagnosis as I am not a doctor. But I do have critical thinking abilities and when I assess the comments from this administration, they lie with impunity.

Can you really dispute Trump's weight? Or his BP/HR given his acknowledged diet?

Regardless, we are on the same side in this morass.

Lastly, I use aluminum foil. (wink)

 :yawn:

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Star Member uponit7771 (45,200 posts)

7. +1, "Trump ordered him to issue a favorable and flattering report. " which the CiC can do under the

... guises of national security or some shit.

the admiral was had a couple of tells that he wasn't telling the truth including saying "you know" too many times when speaking about something factual.

 :thatsright:

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Star Member former9thward (19,154 posts)

12. The same doctor examined Obama and Bush.

Was he lying about them? Did you accept his report about them?

 :loser:
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: Skul on January 17, 2018, 04:48:15 AM
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former9thward

16. Yes, we live in weird times.

But I can remember the left questioning Bush's exams. And then the right questioning Obama's exams (self admitted drug use and a 30 year heavy smoking habit). All by the same doctor that examined Trump. Watching Trump on TV I have no reason to believe he is unhealthy for a 71 year old . (BTW I would never vote for anyone 65 or older for President because I think that is too old. Call me ageist or whatever) I am not going to play an internet doctor. If others wish to do that, fine, but I think it is at the level of gossip

User name should be changed to "threadslayer"
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: SVPete on January 17, 2018, 07:17:08 AM
My "theory" about President Trump's health is that he will plague DU-folk for another three years, with a good possibility of plaguing them for four more years after that.

DU folk need to move on to what should be their natural position on Trump's health, the fact that his being healthy and sane makes him all the more evil.
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: Ausonius on January 17, 2018, 07:22:55 AM
Not only does the president's health baffle the DUmmies, as W.C. Fields would say, "it baffles science!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r6uEm5Ll3U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r6uEm5Ll3U)
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 17, 2018, 07:25:17 AM
President Trump's consumption of liberal tears is keeping him healthy. The way he is going, and the amount of tears he is causing, he may never run out of the stuff.
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: SVPete on January 17, 2018, 07:54:41 AM
President Trump's consumption of liberal tears is keeping him healthy. The way he is going, and the amount of tears he is causing, he may never run out of the stuff.

Trump has consumption?! Go tell it to DU's Remote Diagnosis team!!!
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 17, 2018, 07:57:48 AM
Not only does the president's health baffle the DUmmies, as W.C. Fields would say, "it baffles science!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r6uEm5Ll3U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r6uEm5Ll3U)

Science!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FIMvSp01C8
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 17, 2018, 08:00:49 AM
President Trump's consumption of liberal tears is keeping him healthy. The way he is going, and the amount of tears he is causing, he may never run out of the stuff.
(http://media2.giphy.com/media/A6RGe6mQIONcA/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 17, 2018, 08:59:03 AM
They need to change he name of the place to "The Democratic Dementia Underground" as they all seem to be suffering from it.
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 17, 2018, 10:27:27 AM
They need to change he name of the place to "The Democratic Dementia Underground" as they all seem to be suffering from it.

You could include the word "Demonic" in there, as abortion is their holy sacrament.
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 17, 2018, 10:33:47 AM
You could include the word "Demonic" in there, as abortion is their holy sacrament.

The Demonic Democratic Demented Underground, That has a nice ring to it!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

H5 BSS :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 17, 2018, 06:19:55 PM
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    Star Member PJMcK (5,168 posts) https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210109695


    My theory regarding Trump's physical

    Since I do not believe one word issued from Trump's White House, here's my take on the information released regarding Trump's health.

    I don't believe any of it.  you wouldn't believe it if the Lord Almighty came down from heaven and proved you wrong

    Trump is the Commander-in-Chief. Yes he is and there is not one damn thing you can do about it!   :yahoo:

The physician who examined him is Ronny L. Jackson, MD. Physician to the President, Rear Admiral, U.S. Navy. Therefore, the doctor is a subordinate to the president.  Waaaaa!  I don't believe it!!!!  Doc is a military man!!!!

    Trump ordered him to issue a favorable and flattering report.  Damn you on to us now!!!!   :lmao:


Goodness me, dummie.  200 hundred Physicians could say the same exact thing and you would scream they are all liars.

Face it dummie. President Trump done punked ya all's ass... again!!!  I quit keeping score.
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: Ausonius on January 17, 2018, 07:33:36 PM
Not only does the president's health baffle the DUmmies, as W.C. Fields would say, "it baffles science!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r6uEm5Ll3U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r6uEm5Ll3U)

Science!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FIMvSp01C8

Great stuff!    :yahoo:
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: FunkyZero on January 17, 2018, 08:54:15 PM
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Star Member PJMcK (5,168 posts)

9. Happy

I'm happy because we can still express our views. Thank you, Bill of Rights. I'm confident that if Trump could, he'd shut us down.

Oh dear Lord no...
You DUmpasses are better advertising that the GOP could buy with ANY amount of money.
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: Skul on January 18, 2018, 08:42:15 AM
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Trump is Commander-in-Chief. Yes he is and there is not one damn thing you can do about it. :yahoo:

I might add, Hilliary is NOT the C-in-C, nor will she EVER be.    :yahoo:  :lmao:   :bwah:
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: SVPete on January 18, 2018, 10:33:57 AM
I might add, Hilliary is NOT the C-in-C, nor will she EVER be.    :yahoo:  :lmao:   :bwah:

I wonder which possibility Las Vegas odds makers would rate as more likely: Hillary living in the White House; Hillary living in a Federal prison.
Title: Re: My theory regarding Trump's physical
Post by: DefiantSix on January 18, 2018, 01:05:00 PM
I wonder which possibility Las Vegas odds makers would rate as more likely: Hillary living in the White House; Hillary living in a Federal prison.

If it weren't for all the Vegas odds makers mysteriously suiciding, I think the odds approach unity.