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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on January 14, 2018, 03:14:11 PM

Title: TEB cheats on his wife and boog the chocolate lab
Post by: BattleHymn on January 14, 2018, 03:14:11 PM

https://www.democraticunderground.com/116135709

And right under her nose, too:

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Thu Jan 11, 2018, 09:01 PM
TEB (2,127 posts)

You cannot ignore the Golden retriever


As I lay here in bed on my left side trying to read. I’m getting golden moans and groans. A paw touching me a yap yap come on man let’s cuddle and every once in awhile a muzzle in my ear or shoulder blades. Put the book down and let’s cuddle I could use a good ear rub man.

Title: Re: TEB cheats on his wife and boog the chocolate lab
Post by: SVPete on January 14, 2018, 03:58:00 PM

Gah-ROSSSS!

Does TEB have a blonde girlfriend?

Title: Re: TEB cheats on his wife and boog the chocolate lab
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 14, 2018, 04:00:37 PM

He better not let Boog the chocolate lab see this. Otherwise old boog may leave a chocolate treat for him on his pillow. :lmao: :lmao:

Title: Re: TEB cheats on his wife and boog the chocolate lab
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 14, 2018, 05:39:29 PM

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Thu Jan 11, 2018, 09:01 PM
TEB (2,127 posts)

You cannot ignore the Golden retriever


As I lay here in bed on my left side trying to read. I’m getting golden moans and groans. A paw touching me a yap yap come on man let’s cuddle and every once in awhile a muzzle in my ear or shoulder blades. Put the book down and let’s cuddle I could use a good ear rub man.

Man are you ever a dumb ass. The dog was telling you that you forgot to feed him.  Either that or he had to go outside to take a dump.

Title: Re: TEB cheats on his wife and boog the chocolate lab
Post by: Skul on January 15, 2018, 01:24:10 AM

The mutt is telling TEB to stick his butt up in the air so he can "mount up".  :puke:
Puts a whole new perspective to the term "dog catcher".  :naughty: