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Title: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: dutch508 on January 12, 2018, 07:55:34 PM
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Star Member brooklynite (41,360 posts) https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141960311


White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'

 :whatever:  here we go...

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Star Member rzemanfl (17,954 posts)

1. Bullshit. n/t

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Star Member kstewart33 (5,964 posts)

25. How much did they pay the doctor?

He's 71, approaching obesity, with a steady diet of KFC, Big Macs with large fries, pastries, Twinkies, Oreos, shakes and Diet Cokes, never exercises, and takes a golf cart whenever he has to walk more than a few yards (on and off the course).

And he's in "excellent health."

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JenniferJuniper (2,599 posts)

6. This almost certainly means

he has high blood pressure, insulin resistance, is many pounds overweight and probably on the short road to a massive coronary.

They don't lie well.

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Iliyah (12,778 posts)

11. LIE

Lets see his medical records.

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Star Member Eliot Rosewater (10,574 posts)

32. THey have all the lab results back already?

No physician would say that about a very obese man of his age.

This is HIS physician saying this but it is not his physician doing the exam.

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Star Member Vinca (36,000 posts)

46. You don't have to be Sigmund Freud to see that he's batshit crazy.

And that's not "excellent health."

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Star Member briv1016 (1,350 posts)

50. The doctor's an Admiral.

http://www.newsweek.com/trump-white-house-doctor-physician-who-ronny-jackson-778734

Donald can order him to say anything.

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Star Member lastlib (10,566 posts)

61. DAMN.

When are we going to catch a break??

Hillary was the epitome of health, don'tcha know...
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 12, 2018, 08:21:25 PM
Showing the complete medical records would be about the same as releasing President Trump's tax records.  Meaningless, because DUmmies couldn't comprehend either one.
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on January 12, 2018, 09:55:57 PM
Why are they so fixated on Trump's weight, and calling him "Obese"? I wouldn't classify him as anything more than perhaps slightly overweight. Then again, the Left has so thoroughly overused the term "Obese" over the last few years, and stretched its definition so far, that it can now mean whatever the liberal douchebags want it to mean.
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 12, 2018, 10:11:43 PM
Why are they so fixated on Trump's weight, and calling him "Obese"? I wouldn't classify him as anything more than perhaps slightly overweight. Then again, the Left has so thoroughly overused the term "Obese" over the last few years, and stretched its definition so far, that it can now mean whatever the liberal douchebags want it to mean.

Based on their picture threads, DUmmies are quite familiar with obesity.
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 12, 2018, 10:13:00 PM
Obese?  That's like Hitlery calling a Mexican cop crooked.

 ::)
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: SVPete on January 13, 2018, 07:24:21 AM
Wow! DU-folk don't handle news they don't want to be true very well. They call the two Senators who contradicted the annoymorous "shit-hole" claim "racists", "Fascists", and everything-else-evil-ist, and now the august collective medical wisdom has distance-diagnosed Trump as having, "high blood pressure, insulin resistance, is many pounds overweight and probably on the short road to a massive coronary". And determined that the doctor who actually saw and examined Trump is a paid quack.

Puh-THEH-tick!

BTW, as to this imagined gotcha,

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Star Member Eliot Rosewater (10,574 posts)

32. THey have all the lab results back already?

Is ER aware that the blood draw for the labs could have been done a week or two before the actual exam, enabling the doctor to review the results with Trump? BTDT,  got many T-shirts.
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 13, 2018, 09:56:12 AM
It never ceases to amaze me how smart those people are. They can read between the lines, translate code words and hear every dog whistle. I wonder why the lose so many elections? :thatsright: :loser:
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: FlaGator on January 13, 2018, 01:07:29 PM
DUers' at a distance are much better and determining someone's health than a doctor examining that person... apparently.
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 13, 2018, 07:31:41 PM
Why are they so fixated on Trump's weight, and calling him "Obese"? I wouldn't classify him as anything more than perhaps slightly overweight. Then again, the Left has so thoroughly overused the term "Obese" over the last few years, and stretched its definition so far, that it can now mean whatever the liberal douchebags want it to mean.

You could pretty much say that about any term the dummies use.   :cheersmate:

I want to be a fly on the wall at the dump when President Trump tells Mueller he ain't getting no damned interview.  And when he tells the Secret Service not to let the process server near him if Mueller supoena's him.  :rotf:

Dummies head go
 :marsattacks:
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: diesel driver on January 13, 2018, 08:01:56 PM
Well, well, well...

Looks like you DUmmies will have to put up with PRESIDENT Trump for the next 3 to 7 years...

 :yahoo: :lol: :yahoo: :lol: :yahoo: :lol: :yahoo:
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on January 13, 2018, 09:34:08 PM
I want my "Brake for Bacon" sign back up in Vermont that the islam filth had taken down and you offer this prattle DUmmy?
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: Delmar on January 13, 2018, 10:59:03 PM
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Response to brooklynite (Original post)Fri Jan 12, 2018, 07:20 PM
Star Member xxqqqzme (13,957 posts)
19. He is an overweight 71 year old white male

He drinks 7-9 diet cokes a day. His favorite meal is Mcd's ham/cheeseburgers plus fries. He loves sweets - chocolate cake and ice cream. He believes exercise shortens your life. There is no way in hell he is in 'excellent health'.

If he's so sick, then why hasn't he collapsed in a twitching, slobbering, convulsing heap like Cankles did on 9/11/2016?
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 14, 2018, 01:54:30 AM
Hey DUmmies, his superior white genes allow him to eat damn near anything and still be a perfect specimen of the master race  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: Adam Wood on January 14, 2018, 02:40:27 AM
The feces collided with the impeller at barely sub-sonic velocity a few years back when I pointed out that Moochelle was not exactly at an ideal BMI.

Now they're all bent out of shape because some 71-year-old guy may be a bit overweight.  And he's not even out there trying to dictate what everyone else eats for lunch, unlike Moochelle "watch me eat this burger and fries while I tell you to eat broccoli from the liquor store" Obama.



So much for fat-shaming being a no-no.
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: SVPete on January 14, 2018, 07:39:53 AM
Early in OhBummer!'s MalAdministration MSM folk were talking about OhBummer!'s efforts to quit smoking cigarettes. I wonder if anyone on DU knows whether or not in his 8 years in the WH OhBummer! finally succeeded.
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: FlaGator on January 14, 2018, 09:16:05 AM
Early in OhBummer!'s MalAdministration MSM folk were talking about OhBummer!'s efforts to quit smoking cigarettes. I wonder if anyone on DU knows whether or not in his 8 years in the WH OhBummer! finally succeeded.
I think he remained the Cancer in Chief the whole time.
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 14, 2018, 11:20:59 AM
During the Obama Presidency, I wonder if he ever walked 18 holes on the golf course.  My guess would be zero times.  And not just for security purposes, which of course he deserved & earned.

I only personally know about 3 regular golfers 50+ who ever walk 18 holes.
Title: Re: White House physician says Trump in 'excellent health'
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 15, 2018, 10:58:43 AM
If he's so sick, then why hasn't he collapsed in a twitching, slobbering, convulsing heap like Cankles did on 9/11/2016?

I got a facebook war going when that happened. Tried to convince a bunch of primitives that she was pretending to be a twin tower when they were getting all worked up about Trump and the paulsey reporter. It was fantastic.