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Title: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: AzJames73 on January 04, 2018, 10:30:25 AM
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MrScorpio (68,383 posts)            https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210057011

Holy Mother of ****
The GOPr won the VA name draw

 :loser:

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ismnotwasm (33,608 posts)
1. Godamnit

 :loser:

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TEB (2,075 posts)
3. Son of bitch

Here's the link:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/virginia-election-house-of-delegates-officials-draw-name-to-decide-election-winner-live-stream-updates/

Awaiting more DUmmy meltdowns in 3.......2........1..
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 04, 2018, 10:32:55 AM
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ADX (370 posts)
4. I didn't approve of the selection methodology...

...because the canister could have been "marked" in some way. If it came to down to picking a winner via a game of chance, it would have been much fairer to have the two candidates cut a deck for high card.

Just my .02.

A duel would have been more interesting! :-)
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 04, 2018, 10:46:30 AM
At least one DUmmie is happy with the result:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210057120
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SeaDoo77 (417 posts)

Losing Virginia Drawing Best Thing For Democrats In A Long Time

I feel sorry for the people in Virginia who will suffer, but the "loss" shows what can happen if "you" don't go vote.

Losing a tie by drawing may boost turnout more than any ad, campaign, or other device.

If you don't vote, your party can win by 10 points, and still not be in control.

Democrats need to overcome massive obstacles to take back our country from the deplorable traitors.

This is just one more reason to get off your couch.

Drive on.

Take back our government.

Don't rest until we succeed.

Start by signing up every single person you know regardless.
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: USA4ME on January 04, 2018, 11:09:59 AM
Shut up, boy primitive. I don’t recall you being upset when Hillary won coin tosses against the bern.

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Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 04, 2018, 11:11:57 AM
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Start by signing up every single person you know regardless.

Get out to your local cemetery and start filling out voter registration forms. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: hillneck on January 04, 2018, 11:13:15 AM
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ADX (370 posts)
4. I didn't approve of the selection methodology...

That's only because your side lost the draw.  If it turned out the other way, you would have praised it.
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: Texacon on January 04, 2018, 11:37:14 AM
Ha!  I love it.  He won by 10 votes to begin with and she, as all libs are wont to do, demanded a recount which put her up by 1, until they flagged that one ballot which brought them to even.  She lost 2 times! 

KC
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 04, 2018, 11:53:55 AM
Ha!  I love it.  He won by 10 votes to begin with and she, as all libs are wont to do, demanded a recount which put her up by 1, until they flagged that one ballot which brought them to even.  She lost 2 times! 

KC
Did she at least win the popular vote? No matter, she should just start acting like she won until the rest of the state agrees with her.
 
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 04, 2018, 12:39:47 PM
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SeaDoo77 (417 posts)
Losing Virginia Drawing Best Thing For Democrats In A Long Time
I feel sorry for the people in Virginia who will suffer, but the "loss" shows what can happen if "you" don't go vote.
Losing a tie by drawing may boost turnout more than any ad, campaign, or other device.

If you don't vote, your party can win by 10 points, and still not be in control.

Lemme see here.
You can't lose a ten point lead with the loss of only one vote.
The worst you could do is tie, such as 10 D/9 R turning into 9D/9R.

Now, the DUmmy did say "and still not be in control".
If you assume , as I do, that the DUmmy simply failed to complete its statement with the words "of your faculties", then in the DUmmy's case, it is undeniably true.
Of course, that would still be true even if they won by 90 points, so there's that.
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 04, 2018, 01:15:57 PM
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MrScorpio (68,383 posts)            https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210057011

Holy Mother of ****
The GOPr won   stole the VA name draw

DUmmy obviously didn't get the memo.  The GOP never wins an election.  They steal them.
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: ADsOutburst on January 04, 2018, 01:21:25 PM
Think they'll demand a recount of the name draw?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 04, 2018, 01:37:47 PM
Ha!  I love it.  He won by 10 votes to begin with and she, as all libs are wont to do, demanded a recount which put her up by 1, until they flagged that one ballot which brought them to even.  She lost 2 times! 

KC

Is her name hilliary? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: Texacon on January 04, 2018, 01:55:45 PM
DUmmy obviously didn't get the memo.  The GOP never wins an election.  They steal them.


There is actually a thread over there where they are claiming that very thing.   :rotf:

KC
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 04, 2018, 02:12:41 PM
Muahahahahah!

Funny, didn't seem to bother them when Hitlery won six coin tosses in a row...

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: BattleHymn on January 04, 2018, 06:12:49 PM
Watching the threads on the DUmp for this race since November has been hilarious. 

It's even better go back and re-read them now.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: YupItsMe on January 09, 2018, 09:21:49 PM
Muahahahahah!

Funny, didn't seem to bother them when Hitlery won six coin tosses in a row...

 :rofl:


That's her "Cattle Futures" coin.  It's her lucky one.
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on January 09, 2018, 09:56:54 PM
That feeling when your groin hurts more than your lack of brains.   Get over it rats and suck defeat.
Title: Re: Holy Mother of ****
Post by: Undies on January 09, 2018, 10:56:33 PM
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ADX (370 posts)
4. I didn't approve of the selection methodology...

This is almost better than the Prosser/Kloppenberg Wisconsin Supreme Court election in 2011.  When that poll captain saved back a whole sack of ballots for after the liberals were through cheating Kloppenberg to a 200 vote win.......and then *BOOM* "Look what I found stuffed in a broom closet!  Enough REAL votes to put Judge Prosser 7000 votes ahead!"

That was PRICELESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VNpKvwQeJM