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Title: boog the chocolate lab drops a load in a guest's bedroom; Teb approves
Post by: BattleHymn on December 29, 2017, 09:22:38 PM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/116135346

As we continue on the odyssey of boog and Teb, we come across yet another drunkpost by Teb.  At some point, you'd think he'd hand the keyboard over to boog, who is probably twice as coherent:

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hu Dec 28, 2017, 09:13 AM
TEB (1,947 posts)

The boog the chocolate lab and nana


I just heard you dam (then a long string choice adjectives inserted here ) from my mother in law then the word dog. Get out of the kitchen and then my wife hollering to me dear call your dog. And mister boog comes down licking his lips he just scored the last of a old apple danish that was tossed in trash can. And hey man what’s up I scored grandma nana is hollering at me again. It is a love tolerant relationship these two have. Update /

I just walked through dining room with boog in tow and he looks at nana and she laughed. She said he is thinking when is she going home man.


later...

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Thu Dec 28, 2017, 11:08 AM
TEB (1,947 posts)
6. Well only tension over holidays

Was the boog and my mother in law Christmas morning he left a load in her room. And the smell woke her up and he never does this in house. So my mother in law said wonder why I said it’s a protest the boog is part of the resistance, Go home woman.

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Thu Dec 28, 2017, 01:56 PM
TEB (1,947 posts)
8. Well I kind thought that as well

With his early morning delivery but their gone until Saturday they went to visit her sister. So it’s the boys and I and the dogs mans in charge.

What the hell is wrong with this DUmpass?
Title: Re: boog the chocolate lab drops a load in a guest's bedroom; Teb approves
Post by: SVPete on December 30, 2017, 07:10:56 AM
He's almost as smart as Boog, about as mature, but twice as drunk. At least Boog has an excuse.

Or maybe he's a :bow: an amazing professional-grade troll :bow: .
Title: Re: boog the chocolate lab drops a load in a guest's bedroom; Teb approves
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 30, 2017, 07:55:30 AM
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The boog the chocolate lab Log and nana
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Title: Re: boog the chocolate lab drops a load in a guest's bedroom; Teb approves
Post by: zeitgeist on December 30, 2017, 08:46:06 AM
Nana is probably paying for that xtra insurance on TEB figuring her little girl will be set once the rummy cashes in.  Hell she probably feeds him doubles just to speed things along. 
Meanwhile she probably cries every time she thinks of her daughter married to that idiot.  :argh:
Title: Re: boog the chocolate lab drops a load in a guest's bedroom; Teb approves
Post by: Texacon on December 30, 2017, 08:53:26 AM
He's almost as smart as Boog, about as mature, but twice as drunk. At least Boog has an excuse.

Or maybe he's a :bow: an amazing professional-grade troll :bow: .


Naw, he’s just like 50% of them who claim to be super smaht. He’s a member of their elite club called; The Illiteratti.

KC
Title: Re: boog the chocolate lab drops a load in a guest's bedroom; Teb approves
Post by: SVPete on December 30, 2017, 09:17:07 AM
... The Illiteratti.

KC

:hi5: earned and issued!
Title: Re: boog the chocolate lab drops a load in a guest's bedroom; Teb approves
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 30, 2017, 03:54:16 PM
The Illiteratti.

Another H5!