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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on December 29, 2017, 09:11:34 PM

Title: Teb posts another indecipherable message, and boog the chocolate lab is a turtle
Post by: BattleHymn on December 29, 2017, 09:11:34 PM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181023091


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Fri Dec 29, 2017, 07:40 AM
TEB (1,947 posts)

The wifes away and dad is in charge and young love is a pain in my behind


Well Du community I decided that my hardcore days are definitely over. I decided no run this morning with our one daughter. Reason it is fourteen degrees outside. So her and dad sat at dining room table hitting the keurig. My wife is in Watertown ny visiting with her aunt her and her mother they left yesterday ,In a text she said it is like thirty below. So our daughter and the boys and I were deciding what we want to get into today. As vacation is ending fast 1/3/18 for all of us , I mentioned hey let’s go do the indoor rock climbing. And that was vetoed as our one son seventh grade significant other she is coming over. And dad she doesn’t rock climb, and I told him dude you still smell of cologne and body wash from our dinner at chili’s yesterday young lover boy invited her. And he drenched him self in body wash and cologne I could smell it all through dinner.

So then I mentioned hey let’s go see Star Wars and that is being discussed but lover boy text her to get her opinion ,I’m like geez kid you got it bad. Then I tossed out let’s go pool hall shoot straight pool quickly voted down by lover boy. And as I walked into kitchen the chocolate land shark was walking towards me for assistance. He was digging for a cat turd treat and he was a turtle. He had the litter box cover on his back with his head stuck in the opening. Hey man I need a little help here as I was busy.

Boog still looked like the smartest dope in the room, even with catbox lid adornment.


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Fri Dec 29, 2017, 11:33 AM
TEB (1,947 posts)
6. The kids going to see Star Wars

Daughter and the boys and lover boys friend I’m hanging at house. I’ll wait to see it on dvr. Hanging with the dogs we went to the YMCA for cardio resistance class. I enjoy class it reminds me circuit pt from army. Then we hit pool for some serious water noodle assault class and threating to rip the guys swim trunks off. Then I told guys after showering we was waiting on their sister and young miss. I said I’m signing you two up for a bum sculpting class. That got em wound up no dad that’s for girls I said exactly fellas.

Poor boog, having to put up with an idiot for an owner.
Title: Re: Teb posts another indecipherable message, and boog the chocolate lab is a turtle
Post by: SVPete on December 30, 2017, 06:59:27 AM
That :bouncy: was actually intelligible. I guess TEB was only half lit.
Title: Re: Teb posts another indecipherable message, and boog the chocolate lab is a turtle
Post by: BattleHymn on December 30, 2017, 10:43:55 AM
That :bouncy: was actually intelligible. I guess TEB was only half lit.

The only thing I got out of that was something about Teb torturing his kid, and boog being a turtle. 
Title: Re: Teb posts another indecipherable message, and boog the chocolate lab is a turtle
Post by: Wineslob on December 30, 2017, 01:29:17 PM
Teb,  psssst, you are not on Facedbook.....
Title: Re: Teb posts another indecipherable message, and boog the chocolate lab is a turtle
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 30, 2017, 04:58:59 PM
A dog that eats cat shit? that is some household. :thatsright: :mental:
Title: Re: Teb posts another indecipherable message, and boog the chocolate lab is a turtle
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on December 30, 2017, 11:03:07 PM
Typical democrat who will ESAD willingly.
Title: Re: Teb posts another indecipherable message, and boog the chocolate lab is a turtle
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 31, 2017, 05:37:29 AM
The only thing I got out of that was something about Teb torturing his kid, and boog being a turtle.

Frankly the bit about ripping swimsuits off and bum sculpting sounded like homosexual pedophilia to me.