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Title: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: AzJames73 on December 26, 2017, 12:20:16 PM
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pstokely (8,855 posts)             https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141947273

Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Source: KSDK

Guns are a popular Christmas gift. Black Friday was the biggest day of gun sales this year, according to the FBI. It's single day sales record. The agency tracks the sales by counting background check requests for gun purchases. This year, the FBI got more than $200,000 just on Black Friday.

"This is very common in our society to buy guns for Christmas presents,” King said. "Personal defense and home defense played a big part."

But some would disagree.

"I would not give a gun for Christmas because I believe a gun is a deadly weapon."

Barbara Finch is with Women's Voices Raised For Social Justice. It's an organization that advocates for gun safety.

Read more: http://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/guns-a-popular-christmas-gift-this-holiday-season/63-502270156


they'll shoot their eyes out


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OliverQ (703 posts)
23. I really hate this country. Somebody get me out!

 :bird:  This is the greatest country in the world to live in. I will gladly buy you a one way ticket to a country of your choice. That would be after you receive a throat punch.
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 26, 2017, 12:35:18 PM

 :bird:  This is the greatest country in the world to live in. I will gladly buy you a one way ticket to a country of your choice. That would be after you receive a throat punch.

North Korea or Venezuela come to mind.
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on December 26, 2017, 12:39:30 PM
Send them to Antarctica. It should be tropical paradise by now, right?
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 26, 2017, 12:56:13 PM
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OliverQ (703 posts)
23. I really hate this country. Somebody get me out!

what's keeping you here?  Waiting for your fellow DUmmies to crate a GoFundMe account to buy your airfare out?

Remember DUmmy...
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Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: SVPete on December 26, 2017, 12:58:03 PM
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Barbara Finch is with Women's Voices Raised For Social Justice. It's an organization that advocates for gun safety.

 :bs2flag:  :bsmeter:  :bs2flag:

It advocates for gun confiscation. The NRA is the organization whose members teach gun handling and safety classes, and have for 50 years I know of personally.
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 26, 2017, 02:31:54 PM
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ollie10 (474 posts)
1. How many weapons did Jesus carry?

Does Santa pack a weapon?

If Jesus had an AK47 he would still be alive today.

Santa only packs in the hood. He has a 9mm hi cap glock with a 30 round clip that fires assault bullets.
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 26, 2017, 04:19:47 PM
Nobody in my family spends that much on gifts.





So I bought myself one.

 :)
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: fatboy on December 26, 2017, 06:43:27 PM
Nobody in my family spends that much on gifts.





So I bought myself one.

 :)

Me Too!

H-5!
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: fatboy on December 26, 2017, 06:58:33 PM
Of course DUmmy hunter's family, friends, neighbors and anyone in the know have formed a line in front of his bedchamber to present him with all manner of gifts in a feeble effort to gain his pleasure...

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Tue Dec 26, 2017, 05:35 PM

Star Member hunter (27,377 posts)

35. If you are buying a gun as a gift for anyone in my family...

... make sure it's a gun you can eat 'cause it's gonna get chopped up into small pieces and served to you as your Christmas dinner. With gravy on top, still warm from gun's encounter with the angle grinder. Sorry about the sharp edges.

Bless us our Lord, and don't expect any welcome back next Christmas.

Gun person consider yourself lucky. <----   :lmao: The older family tradition would be shove your guns up your ass, tie you down to the horse you rode in on, and send you away. <---  :lmao:  Pity your horse. God I miss my great grandmas. They were all steely eyed women of the Wild West and they had zero tolerance for foolish men with guns. <---  :lmao:

My wilderness born grandma could kill or maim or castrate any bad man with her words. She didn't need guns or knives to hurt people. She was extremely proficient with both knives and guns. Thankfully these were skills reserved only in preparation of dinner. We ate the Easter Bunny one Easter (or one of his helpers) but she never bagged a reindeer.

Word to the wise. When bringing tidings and firearms of great joy to brother hunters manger, don't forget to bring the joy gel!
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: SVPete on December 26, 2017, 07:12:47 PM
I love it when the religiously illiterate try to invoke Jesus:

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ollie10 (474 posts)
1. How many weapons did Jesus carry?

What Jesus said:

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Thinkest thou that I cannot now pray to my Father, and he shall presently give me more than twelve legions of angels?

A Roman legion being on the order of 6,00 men, Jesus had at His command more than 72,000 angels, if it suited His purposes. Isaiah recorded an occasion when one angel slaughtered an army of 185,000 in one night. I'll leave that math to the terminally curious.
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: fatboy on December 27, 2017, 07:45:55 AM
It all boils down to the fact that most DUmmies cannot pass the NICS background check so getting a gun for Christmas or buying one for personal use is not in the cards. It's a matter of "since I can't have one you can't have one either".
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 27, 2017, 01:58:10 PM
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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Tue Dec 26, 2017, 05:35 PM

Star Member hunter (27,377 posts)

35. If you are buying a gun as a gift for anyone in my family...

... make sure it's a gun you can eat 'cause it's gonna get chopped up into small pieces and served to you as your Christmas dinner. With gravy on top, still warm from gun's encounter with the angle grinder. Sorry about the sharp edges.

Bless us our Lord, and don't expect any welcome back next Christmas.

Gun person consider yourself lucky. <----   :lmao: The older family tradition would be shove your guns up your ass, tie you down to the horse you rode in on, and send you away. <---  :lmao:  Pity your horse. God I miss my great grandmas. They were all steely eyed women of the Wild West and they had zero tolerance for foolish men with guns. <---  :lmao:

My wilderness born grandma could kill or maim or castrate any bad man with her words. She didn't need guns or knives to hurt people. She was extremely proficient with both knives and guns. Thankfully these were skills reserved only in preparation of dinner. We ate the Easter Bunny one Easter (or one of his helpers) but she never bagged a reindeer.

WOW!! you're a real f**king bad ass.  Maybe your grandma's words weren't the reason , maybe she had thermo nuclear halitosis.
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: Tess Anderson on December 27, 2017, 03:25:34 PM
knew that Hoyt had to be in that thread.

OliverQ is a gay Jew living in Maryland, and he keeps nagging his parents to move to another country, Israel?
Title: Re: Guns a popular Christmas gift this holiday season
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 27, 2017, 04:30:46 PM
knew that Hoyt had to be in that thread.

OliverQ is a gay Jew living in Maryland, and he keeps nagging his parents to move to another country, Israel?

Maybe Transylvania?   :lmao: :lmao: