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Title: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
Post by: AzJames73 on December 26, 2017, 07:32:19 AM
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angstlessk (10,661 posts)             https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210025444

Just before Christmas, when I was a kid of about 15 or so....
I was in a bathroom when a girl left her pocketbook on the sink when she went into the bathroom stall. I stole her purse and gave away all it's contents, including the money...I just wanted the purse, cause I was 15 and didn't own a purse.

I gave her driver's license to a friend, who got pulled over, and showed her license to the cop! I was sitting beside her, and she gave me up! Surprise! I Admitted to the crime, and went to court.

I told the judge I just wanted the purse, and everything just seemed to go away. Not sure what happened?

Anyway, that Christmas, under the tree was a beautiful purse! I still cry after 50 years!

So what happened DUmmy ? Juvenile detention ? Probation ? Did the Judge just slap your hand ?

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Mike Nelson (4,194 posts)
1. The court...

...probably saw you knew it was wrong. They were correct. And, now it makes a wonderful Christmas story!

WTF ?  :thatsright:

Title: Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
Post by: Texacon on December 26, 2017, 07:39:49 AM
Wow.  They have no moral compass.  None.  It's like the 3 thugs who shoplifted in China.  Damn, most of them thought it was no big deal.

KC
Title: Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 26, 2017, 07:46:44 AM
Sounds like Juvie hearing officer, they do look at whether it was a real budding criminal's early efforts or just a stupid kid trick.  Does sound like the latter, here.  I expect her parents made full restitution, whether she knew it or not, or it wouldn't have gone away.
Title: Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
Post by: Texacon on December 26, 2017, 07:53:35 AM
Sounds like Juvie hearing officer, they do look at whether it was a real budding criminal's early efforts or just a stupid kid trick.  Does sound like the latter, here.  I expect her parents made full restitution, whether she knew it or not, or it wouldn't have gone away.


What's sad is she doesn't remember what happened after court.  I can promise you one thing, the ass whupping I got after we got home from court would be the thing I remembered most!

KC
Title: Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
Post by: FlaGator on December 26, 2017, 12:34:51 PM
"I stole a purse when I was 15, handed out the contents and it turned me into a Democrat. I've had the urge to take things from people and give it to others ever since."
Title: Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 26, 2017, 12:58:32 PM

What's sad is she doesn't remember what happened after court.  I can promise you one thing, the ass whupping I got after we got home from court would be the thing I remembered most!

KC
I can still remember the taste of Lava soap the time I said the "f" word and my sister was in earshot and promptly tattled on me for it. 
Title: Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 26, 2017, 01:06:49 PM
I think I figured out why you're a self-entitled narcissist - er - I meant "Democrat."
Title: Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 26, 2017, 04:16:14 PM
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angstlessk (10,661 posts)             https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210025444

Just before Christmas, when I was a kid of about 15 or so....
I was in a bathroom when a girl left her pocketbook on the sink when she went into the bathroom stall. I stole her purse and gave away all it's contents, including the money...I just wanted the purse, cause I was 15 and didn't own a purse.

I gave her driver's license to a friend, who got pulled over, and showed her license to the cop! I was sitting beside her, and she gave me up! Surprise! I Admitted to the crime, and went to court.

I told the judge I just wanted the purse, and everything just seemed to go away. Not sure what happened?

Anyway, that Christmas, under the tree was a beautiful purse! I still cry after 50 years!

Folks, this is how criminals start.