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Title: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: BamaMoose on December 24, 2017, 12:35:57 AM
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demtenjeep (24,182 posts)

christmas with the fam....
   
younger brother gets a 25$ target care. He has two young sons and could spend it on any numerous things but for the next 5 minutes tries to get anyone to trade their giftcard because he is boycotting Target due to their bathroom stance....I told him because of my condition I could care less what RR I use.

another moment, same brother griping about being broke and now the tax mess he is very scared of him.....hes all depressed about what was going to happen and unsurance for their 2 boys..My never political hubby straight up " you voted for the son of a bitch"

brother says yes I did, he isn't keeping his promises for normal every day werking fans..

Hubby says hunh;a heck of a deal..your sister called it the 1st night he announced@

Love seeing snowflakes have no where togo

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210020797 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210020797)

How can any teacher be so illiterate?  I could go on a tequila binge and let my dog help me type and still not make that many spelling and grammar errors.  I really feel bad for any kids she is actually supposed to be teaching.  On the plus side, it appears she found out what a restroom is for, but is still struggling with the complexity of "Men's Rooms" and "Women's Rooms". 
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: Zathras on December 24, 2017, 02:13:35 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210020797 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210020797)

How can any teacher be so illiterate?  I could go on a tequila binge and let my dog help me type and still not make that many spelling and grammar errors.  I really feel bad for any kids she is actually supposed to be teaching.  On the plus side, it appears she found out what a restroom is for, but is still struggling with the complexity of "Men's Rooms" and "Women's Rooms".

Well, when your making shit up as you go that never happened, grammar and spelling fall by the wayside as casualties of your falsehoods.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: dutch508 on December 24, 2017, 03:13:48 AM
What the literal **** was that?


Did she suffer a serious blow to the head?
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: thundley4 on December 24, 2017, 04:35:52 AM
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brother says yes I did, he isn't keeping his promises for normal every day werking fans..

Quite the contrary you illiterate scrunt. President Trump has probably kept more promises his first year than most other presidents have done.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 24, 2017, 05:25:38 AM
What the literal **** was that?


Did she suffer a serious blow to the head?

Her parents must have spiked her like a football . . .
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: Texacon on December 24, 2017, 07:17:07 AM
Lord she is a dumb bitch. Can’t even make up an interesting story to tell.

KC
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: SVPete on December 24, 2017, 08:22:55 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210020797 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210020797)

How can any teacher be so illiterate?  I could go on a tequila binge and let my dog help me type and still not make that many spelling and grammar errors.  I really feel bad for any kids she is actually supposed to be teaching.  On the plus side, it appears she found out what a restroom is for, but is still struggling with the complexity of "Men's Rooms" and "Women's Rooms".

:hi5: earned and issued. Great word picture! A few of her misspellings were adjacent key errors, but that :bouncy: verged on unintelligible. As well as probably partly fictional.

I didn't know that harridan is married. She's so in touch with her inner ugly I'm surprised any man could handle being around her. She's ugly from the marrow out.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: Texacon on December 24, 2017, 08:35:30 AM
:hi5: earned and issued. Great word picture! A few of her misspellings were adjacent key errors, but that :bouncy: verged on unintelligible. As well as probably partly fictional.

I didn't know that harridan is married. She's so in touch with her inner ugly I'm surprised any man could handle being around her. She's ugly from the marrow out.

Well, there is married, then there is MARRIED. Pam is married. She went on a cruise a few years ago and fell madly in love with the cruise ship piano player, who for obvious reasons didn’t reciprocate.

Announced the whole sordid affair on DU!    :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: diesel driver on December 24, 2017, 09:36:32 AM
Her parents must have spiked her like a football . . .

Either that, or she's already shit her brains out...
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: diesel driver on December 24, 2017, 09:39:27 AM
Well, there is married, then there is MARRIED. Pam is married. She went on a cruise a few years ago and fell madly in love with the cruise ship piano player, who for obvious reasons didn’t reciprocate.

Announced the whole sordid affair on DU!    :lmao:

KC

Probably because of his "keystrokes"...   :whistling:

(Bitch-slaps self)
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: fatboy on December 24, 2017, 09:44:33 AM
Pam needs to find a nice quiet place where she can take a load off.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:.   :lmao:
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 24, 2017, 09:45:18 AM
I didn't know that harridan is married. She's so in touch with her inner ugly I'm surprised any man could handle being around her. She's ugly from the marrow out.

Yeah, that's part of the whole long, shitty saga.  Kind of a hate/tolerate/use relationship, from the stuff she says about him.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 24, 2017, 10:12:49 AM
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demtenjeep (24,182 posts)

christmas with the fam....
   
younger brother gets a 25$ target care. ? He has two young sons and could spend it on any numerous thingsBut all target has is a bunch of cheap Chinese shit and fags in the toilets. but for the next 5 minutes tries to get anyone to trade their giftcard because he is boycotting Target due to their bathroom stance I am glad to see you have someone in yourfamily with some decency.....I told him because of my condition I could care less what RR I use.I just go in my Depends.

another moment, same brother griping about being broke and now the tax mess he is very scared of him....? him? the tax refund man?.hes all depressed about what was going to happen and unsurance for their 2 boys.Is that obama care, uninsurance?.My never political hubby straight up " you voted for the son of a bitch"and unicorns are dying.

brother says yes I did, he is keeping his promises for normal every day werking fans..Tax cuts for everyone and $1,000.00 bonuses for a lot of others.

Hubby says hunh;a heck of a deal..your sister called it the 1st night he announced@

Love seeing snowflakes have no where togo
TOGO isn't that an island in the Polynesian group? I hear it is a beautiful place.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: diesel driver on December 24, 2017, 02:43:10 PM
TOGO isn't that an island in the Polynesian group? I hear it is a beautiful place.

I thought it was something the Romans used to wear to parties...
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 24, 2017, 05:02:48 PM
What the literal **** was that?


Did she suffer a serious blow to the head?

Was it from hitting her fat behind running to the toilet or her empty head?
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: SVPete on December 24, 2017, 07:30:57 PM
TOGO isn't that an island in the Polynesian group? I hear it is a beautiful place.

Togos is a sandwich shop. I recommend their #10 and their #23.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: Karin on December 24, 2017, 08:27:56 PM
 :rotf: 
"werking" is not an adjacent keyboard error.  She was clearly drunk posting.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: thundley4 on December 24, 2017, 08:32:31 PM
:rotf: 
"werking" is not an adjacent keyboard error.  She was clearly drunk posting.

She dropped the t. It was meant to be twerking.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: SVPete on December 24, 2017, 08:55:37 PM
:rotf: 
"werking" is not an adjacent keyboard error.  She was clearly drunk posting.

I was referring to "care" instead of "card", and "unsurance" instead of "insurance". But for the most part it was appallingly unintelligible (and consistent with other posts of hers I've seen), given her profession.

I think she was mixing things that actually happened,her brother probably said, "I don't usually shop at Target, but thanks," and "I don't know how I will be affected by the tax bill," with the pure imaginary :bouncy: elements like the whole bathroom policy shtick ("I told him because of my condition I could care less what RR I use." = "I am victim, hear me whine.") and claiming the tax bill has him worried.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: SVPete on December 24, 2017, 08:56:31 PM
She dropped the t. It was meant to be twerking.

That really should have been prefaced by :spork: .
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 24, 2017, 09:31:31 PM
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demtenjeep (24,182 posts)

christmas with the fam....
   
younger brother gets a 25$ target care. He has two young sons and could spend it on any numerous things but for the next 5 minutes tries to get anyone to trade their giftcard because he is boycotting Target due to their bathroom stance....I told him because of my condition I could care less what RR I use.

another moment, same brother griping about being broke and now the tax mess he is very scared of him.....hes all depressed about what was going to happen and unsurance for their 2 boys..My never political hubby straight up " you voted for the son of a bitch"

brother says yes I did, he isn't keeping his promises for normal every day werking fans..

Hubby says hunh;a heck of a deal..your sister called it the 1st night he announced@

Love seeing snowflakes have no where togo

Togo is in West Africa.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 24, 2017, 10:35:15 PM
She dropped the t. It was meant to be twerking.

Twerking a keyboard . . . Is she that desperate?  Then again, it is Pam we're discussing here. :whatever: :whistling:
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: BattleHymn on December 24, 2017, 10:46:37 PM
In this post, Pam demonstrates why you drink mulled wine, and don't use it as an enema.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: BattleHymn on December 24, 2017, 10:59:49 PM
Twerking a keyboard . . . Is she that desperate?  Then again, it is Pam we're discussing here. :whatever: :whistling:

Pam twerking?  You'd better have one of these posted:

(https://image.ibb.co/gjOKX6/splatter.jpg)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/VJ7XrG9toIng4/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on December 24, 2017, 11:47:01 PM
Ms Pam needs a vibration that rhymes with her see it lit Ms exclamatory orgasm yet she/he can't let go of hate which limits your enjoyment of life.
Let go Pam and enjoy life.
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on December 30, 2017, 10:01:51 PM
>serious water noodle

This little democrat pervert likes his dingle wet and noodle.  Why advertise his perversion?
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on December 30, 2017, 10:06:34 PM
>keeping his promises for normal every day werking fans..

Try twerking or jerking your customers to their satisfaction and watch the dough roll in.   Quit being an illiterate tease. 
Title: Re: A Christmas Bouncy from Pam
Post by: RobJohnson on December 31, 2017, 10:28:54 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210020797 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210020797)

How can any teacher be so illiterate?  I could go on a tequila binge and let my dog help me type and still not make that many spelling and grammar errors.  I really feel bad for any kids she is actually supposed to be teaching.  On the plus side, it appears she found out what a restroom is for, but is still struggling with the complexity of "Men's Rooms" and "Women's Rooms". 


 :lol: