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Title: I am sad tonight
Post by: rich_t on August 18, 2008, 08:45:20 PM
I just noticed that I have been bitchslapped twice this evening.

I may just have to find a corner to go cry uncontrollably in.

 :evillaugh:



Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: asdf2231 on August 18, 2008, 08:50:59 PM
"Sympathy"

Its between "Shit" and "Syphilis" in the dictionary.

:-)
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Lord Undies on August 18, 2008, 08:55:10 PM
I'm sad too.  I saw our neighbor's dog get ran over.  Muffib is dead.  Sweet little dog who doesn't ordinarily leave the porch.  Poor Mrs. Sweeney.  Muffin was all she had since her husband died last Christmas Day.  I don't know what to do for her.  She's out digging a hole right now, crying her eyes out.  She has Muffin wrapped up in her best comforter.  It's so sad.
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: rich_t on August 18, 2008, 08:58:43 PM
"Sympathy"

Its between "Shit" and "Syphilis" in the dictionary.

:-)

You horrible horrible person.  How dare you discount my agony in such a cavalier fashion?

You are a brute...  That's what you are, an unfeeling uncompassionate brute!

How do you even sleep at night treating people the way you do?

Animal!

Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Uhhuh35 on August 18, 2008, 09:20:22 PM
I give you a bitchslap for complaining about your bitchslaps!  :-)
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: rich_t on August 18, 2008, 09:26:07 PM
I give you a bitchslap for complaining about your bitchslaps!  :-)

So.. You are one of those folks that the staff at DU warned me about ain't ya?

Don't lie.  All you neocons are the freakin same anyway.

I'm in agony and you take glee in pouring salt into my wounds.

Torturist. 

GITMO is where you belong.
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: rich_t on August 18, 2008, 09:29:47 PM
I bet you pull the wings off of flies and kick puppies too.

Sick bastard.

Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: BEG on August 18, 2008, 09:34:21 PM
I gave you a bitchslap too because misery loves company.   :p
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: NHSparky on August 18, 2008, 09:38:07 PM
Just gave you a "piling on" bitchslap.  How about helping LU's neighbor and getting her a puppy?

Of course not, ya self-centered bastard--it's all about you and a few mouse clicks...
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: rich_t on August 18, 2008, 09:39:21 PM
I gave you a bitchslap too because misery loves company.   :p

OMG...  DU was right.

All you conseravtives are evil!!!

You must be stopped.  

The Obamessiah will stop you!  He is the chosen one...  Just wait.  You will see!

Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: rich_t on August 18, 2008, 09:46:09 PM
Just gave you a "piling on" bitchslap.  How about helping LU's neighbor and getting her a puppy?

Of course not, ya self-centered bastard--it's all about you and a few mouse clicks...

Just my point.  All you neocons are sheep and gang up against those that disagree with you!


So predictable.

Oh and will have you know I am not a bastard.  I know who my daddy is...  I think.
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Uhhuh35 on August 18, 2008, 09:51:44 PM
For that "I don't know my Daddy" sympathy play:
A "Boot to the Head" bitchslap!  :-)
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: rich_t on August 18, 2008, 09:59:41 PM
For that "I don't know my Daddy" sympathy play:
A "Boot to the Head" bitchslap!  :-)

You bastard.

How dare you?!?!?
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: morningAngel on August 18, 2008, 11:06:39 PM
I bitchslapped you twice for crying like a sissy girl
now put on your big girl panties and get over it!
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Miss Mia on August 18, 2008, 11:28:05 PM
Complaining about bitchslaps results in an automatic bitchslap. 
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Chris_ on August 19, 2008, 12:20:20 AM
Bummer.

I get depressed when my +/- are out of equilibrium.
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Chris on August 19, 2008, 05:50:15 AM
drive-by bitchslap
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 05:55:20 AM
Bitchslapped for starting an all about me thread.  :-)
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Thor on August 19, 2008, 06:46:15 AM
Bitchslapped for starting an all about me thread.  :-)

Like that's "virgin territory" for you ?!?!?!?   :whatever:




 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Just because of this thread, I'm bitch slapping everyone that has posted in it!!!  :tongue:  (except asdf, because that's one of my favorite sayings!!)
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 08:14:14 AM
Bitchslapped for starting an all about me thread.  :-)

Like that's "virgin territory" for you ?!?!?!?   :whatever:




 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Just because of this thread, I'm bitch slapping everyone that has posted in it!!!  :tongue:  (except asdf, because that's one of my favorite sayings!!)

Don't be hatin' dude.  :-)
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: asdf2231 on August 19, 2008, 11:04:17 AM
Sometimes these threads just don't go like the OP thinks they will...

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/281.gif)



Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Miss Mia on August 19, 2008, 12:11:04 PM
Sometimes these threads just don't go like the OP thinks they will...

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/281.gif)






 :lmao:
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Chris_ on August 19, 2008, 12:51:33 PM
Sometimes these threads just don't go like the OP thinks they will...

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/281.gif)





That .gif reminded me of another video I (regret having ever) seen on another board.

What's His DU Screen Name (http://s52.photobucket.com/albums/g10/Synovio/?action=view&current=dumb_ass_of_the_year_award.flv)
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: asdf2231 on August 19, 2008, 01:32:02 PM
Sometimes these threads just don't go like the OP thinks they will...

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/281.gif)





That .gif reminded me of another video I (regret having ever) seen on another board.

What's His DU Screen Name (http://s52.photobucket.com/albums/g10/Synovio/?action=view&current=dumb_ass_of_the_year_award.flv)

THAT was some jaw droppingly AWESOME self pwnage.  :bow:

The fitfull little "Bang" at the end in the midst of the dead silence was INSPIRING!
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Chris on August 19, 2008, 02:30:42 PM
"You gotta put your legs up over your head."

"Dude, let me put it in."

 :lmao:
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on August 20, 2008, 03:59:15 PM
"You gotta put your legs up over your head."

"Dude, let me put it in."

 :lmao:
"Dude I'm not lighting,it's in his asshole!"  :lmao:
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Wineslob on August 20, 2008, 04:16:19 PM
I'm sad too.  I saw our neighbor's dog get ran over.  Muffib is dead.  Sweet little dog who doesn't ordinarily leave the porch.  Poor Mrs. Sweeney.  Muffin was all she had since her husband died last Christmas Day.  I don't know what to do for her.  She's out digging a hole right now, crying her eyes out.  She has Muffin wrapped up in her best comforter.  It's so sad.

Lets get her a Pitbull.
Title: Re: I am sad tonight
Post by: Lord Undies on August 20, 2008, 04:44:14 PM
I'm sad too.  I saw our neighbor's dog get ran over.  Muffib is dead.  Sweet little dog who doesn't ordinarily leave the porch.  Poor Mrs. Sweeney.  Muffin was all she had since her husband died last Christmas Day.  I don't know what to do for her.  She's out digging a hole right now, crying her eyes out.  She has Muffin wrapped up in her best comforter.  It's so sad.

Lets get her a Pitbull.

Muffin was a Pitbull.