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Title: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: BattleHymn on December 22, 2017, 04:05:17 PM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/113810479

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Wed Dec 20, 2017, 09:58 AM
Star Member japple (6,946 posts)

Feminists have a new way to fight back against President Donald Trump


https://www.dailydot.com/irl/breitbart-writer-witches-donald-trump/?llid=Dn6b6&ls=dd&type=cpc&campaign=Dn6b6

Feminists have a new way to fight back against President Donald Trump. Mainly, they’re all becoming witches. At least, that’s what one Breitbart writer believes, according to a new feature story published by Breitbart Tech.

“Following President Trump’s inauguration, witches, covens, and even A-list celebrities started to hex the president with frequent ‘spells,'” Nash wrote in the feature story. “Maybe witchcraft is just an excuse for feminists to pretend to be Hogwarts students from their beloved Harry Potter series.”

Nash later went on Breitbart Radio to argue the point, chatting with Breitbart editor-in-chief Alex Marlow. Opening the segment, Marlow went on to say the story was “completely backed up and verified,” after which Nash said he does believe magical feminists are growing in recent years.

“If you look at some of the photos, some of them have these really elaborate altars and tables with candles and pentagrams and all sorts of other weird imagery,” Nash explained to Marlow. “Also, there’s a picture of the president or Don, Jr., whoever they want to hex.”


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Wed Dec 20, 2017, 10:09 AM
Star Member Zoonart (1,893 posts)
1. I know a couple of Wicca practitioners...

they have been conducting ceremonial "binding" spells along with other witches worldwide. They connect online and on specific dates they are encouraged to perform the spells simultaneously. The "binding" spells are non violent and do no harm... they are meant to BIND 45 to keep him from doing terrible things like starting a war with N Korea.

So ... as usual... a kernel of truth is turned into Satanic Black Masses.

IMHO... if you were to go out on your deck... burn a black candle and wish the president be prevented from making war on NK... it is about the same a wishing on a star.

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Wed Dec 20, 2017, 10:12 AM
Star Member WhiteTara (21,530 posts)
2. Here is a binding spell, if you are interested

The Power of the Goddess is greater than the greed of men.
Through the Power of the Goddess, you, Donald Trump are bound, unable
to do evil deeds.
You are bound by the Goodness of the Earth and Her defenders.

 :rotf:


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Wed Dec 20, 2017, 11:00 AM
Irish_Dem (4,090 posts)
5. Thank you for posting White Tara. Fabulous prayer.

The power of Goddess is greater than the greed of men.
Amen.

 :rotf: :rotf:

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Wed Dec 20, 2017, 02:33 PM
Star Member BigmanPigman (8,693 posts)
6. I perform the spell monthly and remind everyone on DU

when the next "spell to bind tRump" will be. I began last Feb. It's to keep him and his evil pals from harming the US and its citizens. Here is the link...

 :rotf: :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 22, 2017, 04:18:33 PM
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Wed Dec 20, 2017, 10:12 AM
Star Member WhiteTara (21,530 posts)
2. Here is a binding spell, if you are interested

The Power of the Goddess is greater than the greed of men.
Through the Power of the Goddess, you, Donald Trump are bound, unable
to do evil deeds.
You are bound by the Goodness of the Earth and Her defenders.

It was unnecessary as he has not done any evil deeds.  But if they want to claim credit for their spell working, OK.
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 22, 2017, 04:21:15 PM
Just as good as:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdd22gRcR94
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 22, 2017, 04:36:12 PM
"White Tara?" isn't that racist?
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: fatboy on December 22, 2017, 04:39:17 PM
OK that's it. I'm now going to send out lot's of healing bright light and mucho vibes in the direction of 45 to counteract the world -wide negativity from the witches.

So there!   :-) :-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: USA4ME on December 22, 2017, 04:40:47 PM
Quote from:
BigmanPigman

I perform the spell monthly and remind everyone on DU when the next "spell to bind tRump" will be

Maybe they're onto something. I had noticed that every 28 days a lot of women get a little irritable.

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Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 22, 2017, 04:45:25 PM
Because magic has always been the reliable fall back for generations now. Look at how it stopped the Tax plan dead in its tracks.
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 22, 2017, 04:50:57 PM
Because magic has always been the reliable fall back for generations now. Look at how it stopped the Tax plan dead in its tracks.

Our Black Magic is stronger than their Earth Magic.
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 22, 2017, 04:53:28 PM
I find it hard to believe that the Left is casting "white magic" binding spells. The hatred runs way to deep. They are engaging in far more evil fantasies.
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 22, 2017, 05:23:57 PM
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Feminists have a new way to fight back against President Donald Trump. Mainly, they’re all becoming witchesBitches.

Fixed it.

This is thermo nuclear stupidity  :mental: :thatsright:
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on December 23, 2017, 05:32:50 AM
Don't forget, these same DUmmies believe Christians are brainless, gullible, superstitious morons whose beliefs are out of touch with reality.

I find it hard to believe that the Left is casting "white magic" binding spells. The hatred runs way to deep. They are engaging in far more evil fantasies.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if, the day before these group "Binding Spell" rituals, a LOT of neighborhood pets mysteriously disappear. Then, the day after, those same DUmmies will be asking on the "Household Hints" section of their forum about the best ways to get blood stains out of the carpet.

In either case, Trump and his family are Christians, and have millions more Christians nationwide praying for them. As such, they are protected by the one true God, who is infinitely more powerful than the unclean spirits those devil- worshippers pray to.
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 23, 2017, 08:40:20 AM
So they try to mock how silly a writer is for using this topic (And I don't entirely disagree), then all the wacky Pagan broads like whitetara get triggered and come running out of the Sacred Grove to chime in.

You can't make this shit up.
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: SVPete on December 23, 2017, 09:11:22 AM
So they try to mock how silly a writer is for using this topic (And I don't entirely disagree), then all the wacky Pagan broads like whitetara get triggered and come running out of the Sacred Grove to chime in.

You can't make this shit up.

Well, you have to admit all their spells and charms have worked so well so far ... for Trump ... and America ... but not the Trump-hating witch-bitches ...  :-) .
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 23, 2017, 10:31:39 AM
They need to build a giant bonfire, run around it 7 times then jump in. :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: DUmmies divulge a few secrets on how to stop the Trump
Post by: diesel driver on December 24, 2017, 12:36:04 PM
You must admit, this is funny as shit!!

They go around belittling and berating Christians for worshipping a "sky spook",
YET they believe witchcraft and other hokum is legit...   :confused:

Am I missing something here?