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Title: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: bijou on August 18, 2008, 02:59:40 PM
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Philosoraptor  (1000+ posts)     Mon Aug-18-08 09:44 AM
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What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
 Advertisements [?]For one, the war on terror. It's an absolute hoax, though a highly successful one. The war on drugs is also a hoax. The homosexual threat, another huge myth. The official story of nine eleven, way, way hoaxy.

Help me out here.
 
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Philosoraptor  (1000+ posts)     Mon Aug-18-08 09:46 AM
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3. The 30 second rule for food dropped on the floor, & compassionate conservatism.
 
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napi21  (1000+ posts)       Mon Aug-18-08 09:46 AM
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2. To me, it's "America is the GREATEST Country on earth!"
 I don't mean that it's all bad, but it's the ultimate in arrogance to continue to say "We're the GREATEST!"
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FKA MNChimpH8R (477 posts)      Mon Aug-18-08 11:39 AM
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84. The Cold War was "won" for one reason
 Gorbachev saw that it wasn't worth fighting anymore. RayGun and Bush I just happened to be standing there when Gorby called off the game.
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Tierra_y_Libertad  (1000+ posts)       Mon Aug-18-08 10:10 AM
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48. "The Land of the Free and Home of the Brave"
 We are a nation of cowering wienies ready to vote into office anyone, no matter how despicable, who promises to protect us from any mythical bogeyman who says Boo!. 
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Neo  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-18-08 11:29 AM
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82. The people choose the President
 The electoral college does, except in 2000 when the supreme court chose it, and in 2004 when Diebold chose it.
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Spider Jerusalem  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-18-08 12:50 PM
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95. The myth of the rugged individualist.
 That's the single biggest one I can think of. and in its effects one of the most destructive, as it provides a sort of justification for selfishness and disdain of community-oriented thinking.
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3815724#3815728)

I can't imagine these people are representative of Democrats let alone the American people.
Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: Chris_ on August 18, 2008, 03:07:19 PM
I can't imagine these people are representative of Democrats let alone the American people.

And yet, the evidence before our eyes seems to suggest otherwise. 

Probably not representative of even a supermajority of democrats, but based on the fact that Whorehouse Harry Reid and Bella Pelosi - and too damned many other elected moonbats (and the Chosen One, of course) - parrot back the "ideas" and opinions of these mental defectives tells me that they're a majority of the Democrats who vote.
Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: Servonaut on August 18, 2008, 03:08:54 PM
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What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?

Gore won the 2000 election

The Moon landings were staged in Hollywood

The government was behind the 911 attacks

DUmmies really love America

That's all I can think of right now.

Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: Airwolf on August 18, 2008, 03:30:43 PM
My favorite.

That any moonbats opinion matters.
Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: jinxmchue on August 18, 2008, 03:38:29 PM
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Neo  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-18-08 11:29 AM
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82. The people choose the President
 The electoral college does, except in 2000 when the supreme court chose it, and in 2004 when Diebold chose it.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hey, DUmmy - who decides where the electoral college votes for each state go?  THE PEOPLE!!!  Democrats are trying to change that, though, of course.  They want it so that the electoral votes for each state goes to whoever wins the popular vote nationwide.  So that means even if 99.999999% of the votes in a state goes to one candidate, his opponent would be awarded the electoral votes if the opponent wins the national popular vote.
Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 18, 2008, 04:40:00 PM
How about "Voting Democrat is in the best interests of working people/minorities"....?
Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: DixieBelle on August 18, 2008, 05:02:57 PM
Fitzmas!!! Best ridiculous myth I've ever heard :-)
Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: LC EFA on August 18, 2008, 05:08:25 PM
Liberal Intellectualism.

Man made Global Warming.


Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: jinxmchue on August 18, 2008, 05:35:02 PM
Fitzmas!!! Best ridiculous myth I've ever heard :-)

24 hours!

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24 business hours!
Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: MrsSmith on August 18, 2008, 06:11:16 PM
Diversity...at least until it gets the point of tolerating the majority

compassionate liberals

racist Republicans

"protect marriage" is hate speech

"____ is sinful" is hate speech

There is no war on Christmas

Those are the myths I can think of now
Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: Airwolf on August 18, 2008, 07:18:21 PM
Gun Control saves lives everywhere it's tried,(Bullshit).
Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: Chris_ on August 18, 2008, 07:25:44 PM
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What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?

Gore won the 2000 election

The Moon landings were staged in Hollywood

The government was behind the 911 attacks

DUmmies really love America

That's all I can think of right now.



j fing kerry won election 2004

hussein is qualified for POTUS

mrs. cliinton was qualified for POTUS

john edwards had the integrity and was qualified to be POTUS

f 9/11 was a real documentary

martin sheen was a real POTUS

celebrities have the brainpower to have reasoned opinions that matter



Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: tuolumnejim on August 18, 2008, 07:28:57 PM
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What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?

Gore won the 2000 election

The Moon landings were staged in Hollywood

The government was behind the 911 attacks

DUmmies really love America

That's all I can think of right now.


DUmmies take baths.  :lmao:
Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: NHSparky on August 18, 2008, 08:07:16 PM
How about "Voting Democrat is in the best interests of working people/minorities"....?

My lifelong Democrat mother believed that until she went into an assisted living facility.  Now she's wondering if she'd be "wrong" to vote for McCain.
Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: USA4ME on August 19, 2008, 09:22:43 AM
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Spider Jerusalem

The myth of the rugged individualist.

That's the single biggest one I can think of. and in its effects one of the most destructive, as it provides a sort of justification for selfishness and disdain of community-oriented thinking.

Their dislike of that term has intrigued me for some time.  They use other words which describe themselves as being "rugged individualist," such as "independent thinker" and other terms along that line.  And then, in their world, the first thing the "independent thinker" is supposed to do is to fall in line with what the whole desires.  Really strange, but typical for them since they very rarely (if ever) complete the process of reasoning until it's eventual conclusion.

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Title: Re: What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?
Post by: TheSarge on August 19, 2008, 09:30:22 AM
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Philosoraptor  (1000+ posts)     Mon Aug-18-08 09:44 AM
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What are some of America's most ridiculous myths?


That DU represents "mainstream" America.