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Title: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: AzJames73 on November 27, 2017, 10:43:28 AM
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MineralMan (100,588 posts)                         https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029891266

If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911!
Yell "Stop!" at the top of your lungs. Get off the massage table, grab your clothes and leave the room. Call 911 from your cell phone. Report the assault, dress quickly, leave the facility, and meet the police officer who responds outside the door of the place. Don't leave the area until the police respond.

Take charge of your personal safety. Report crimes against your person and follow through.

You don't say ?

Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: USA4ME on November 27, 2017, 10:55:15 AM
It's sad the primitives don't know how to handle common-place events or even untoward situations without having Rockhead explain to them how to respond. They should be thankful he's there and no doubt they'll miss him when he's gone.

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Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: Texacon on November 27, 2017, 10:58:33 AM
It's sad the primitives don't know how to handle common-place events or even untoward situations without having Rockhead explain to them how to respond. They should be thankful he's there and no doubt they'll miss him when he's gone.

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Just think of all the worlds problems that could be solved if MM would marry Nadin!  Or at least collaborate with her. 

I'm thinking a MM/Nadin ticket for 2020.  In fact, I may go get a bumper sticker for that today!  Why wait, things are only going to get worse until we're told how to act/react.

KC
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: SVPete on November 27, 2017, 11:16:21 AM
Is there context for this?

I can't imagine there are many DU-folk for whom this sage advice would be meaningful. And they are probably outnumbered by those against whom the advised actions would be directed. Then there's AlGore.
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: Carl on November 27, 2017, 12:18:01 PM
Unless it is a dem politician and then expect to be destroyed.
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: Texacon on November 27, 2017, 12:36:14 PM
Here's a legal action between 2 DUmmies, and this is why they don't call 911.

https://youtu.be/CtLFUFM7xPY

KC
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 27, 2017, 01:02:20 PM
Is there context for this?

I can't imagine there are many DU-folk for whom this sage advice would be meaningful. And they are probably outnumbered by those against whom the advised actions would be directed. Then there's AlGore.

Saw a story somewhere about Massage Envy clients and inappropriate groping.  Can only assume that was the root of it.
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: thundley4 on November 27, 2017, 02:26:34 PM
Does this information also apply to the masseurs that were assaulted by Al Gore?  :-)
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: SVPete on November 27, 2017, 02:32:34 PM
Saw a story somewhere about Massage Envy clients and inappropriate groping.  Can only assume that was the root of it.

Thanks. Here's an article about it. (https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/massage-envy-sexual-assault-allegations/) Seems like a massage session would be a "perfect" situation for predators such as alleged. Or for AlGore style predation. OTOH, Massage Envy is an apparently successful business, so that the one-on-one session format would also be "perfect" for a he-said-she-said false accusation shake-down.

Does this information also apply to the masseurs that were assaulted by Al Gore?  :-)

My first thought when I saw this thread was that MM was referring to AlGore, but got the roles mixed up.
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: Maverick1987 on November 27, 2017, 02:54:42 PM
Rockhead leaves a $40 tip when he's sexually *assaulted* while being massaged.
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 28, 2017, 11:57:56 AM
Rockhead leaves a $40 tip when he's sexually *assaulted* while being massaged.
Only when male masseuse goes AtM to release MM's chakras.
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 28, 2017, 07:36:54 PM
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MineralMan (100,588 posts)                         https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029891266

If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911!
Yell "Stop!" at the top of your lungs. Get off the massage table, grab your clothes and leave the room. Call 911 from your cell phone. Report the assault, dress quickly, leave the facility, and meet the police officer who responds outside the door of the place. Don't leave the area until the police respond.

Take charge of your personal safety. Report crimes against your person and follow through.

I'm just wondering... how many forcible rapes were done.  I'm guessing none.  Now if we are talking about some massage person maybe misinterpreting what the person wanted massaged? I am sure that happened. What I want to know is if the massage person stopped after being told no. Or if the massage person was even told no.

Two sides to every story and I would surmise that if forcible rape, or even going a tad too far with the massage and not stopping after being told to stop was a common place event, the massage place would go out of business real quick. 

That kind of rep gets spread around real quick.

I, personally, do not think there was any systemic thing going on. Isolated incidents? Sure.  Did the company cover it up if it happened?  Makes sense.  Were they wrong if they did? Yep.  The real key here is did they take action when informed.  I don't know and neither do you, dummie.
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: jb2u11 on November 28, 2017, 09:33:47 PM
Is it possible rockhead recently had a massage and was not assaulted like he hoped?  Sorry, no happy ending for mm
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 28, 2017, 11:39:44 PM
Not the advice I'd follow at Madame Kim's Oriental House of Celestial Relaxation.
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: BattleHymn on November 29, 2017, 09:15:46 AM
Too late, Rockhead.  Finland already beat you to the punch on ridiculous sexual assault self defense videos.  Say no to the hand, filthy immigrant!!!  That'll work!   :rotf: :rotf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fufJbtS5yGs
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 29, 2017, 10:35:01 AM
Too late, Rockhead.  Finland already beat you to the punch on ridiculous sexual assault self defense videos.  Say no to the hand, filthy immigrant!!!  That'll work!   :rotf: :rotf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fufJbtS5yGs

The video looks better after George Lucas got his hands on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAE4Y7tdVks
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: Old n Grumpy on November 29, 2017, 01:56:56 PM
How about you whip out your hi cap 9 with the 17 round clip full of assault bullets and blow away their knee caps. :-)

And don't forget to get a refund on the way out.
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: 67 Rover on November 29, 2017, 02:07:11 PM
How about you whip out your hi cap 9 with the 17 round clip full of assault bullets and blow away their knee caps. :-)

And don't forget to get a refund on the way out.

Or to shorten it just say Glock as that seams to be the catch all phrase DUmmies like to use.
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: Old n Grumpy on November 29, 2017, 03:08:34 PM
Or to shorten it just say Glock as that seams to be the catch all phrase DUmmies like to use.

You need to use all those "code" words to really whip them up into a frenzy.

Assault magazine
Big bullet clips
High Capacity, not to be confused with just getting high, that is ok. :stoner:
Assault bullets

I like to get them so whipped up blood comes out their eyes.
Title: Re: If you are sexually assaulted in a massage facility - Call 911! Rockhead
Post by: 67 Rover on November 29, 2017, 03:16:43 PM
You need to use all those "code" words to really whip them up into a frenzy.

Assault magazine
Big bullet clips
High Capacity, not to be confused with just getting high, that is ok. :stoner:
Assault bullets

I like to get them so whipped up blood comes out their eyes.

Plastic Ghost gun undetectable with x-rays and metal detectors.
Silencers so good you can kill the person in the top bunk without waking the guy below.
Armor piercing .22's 5000 rounds/min that tumble to make them extra killey.
Black Talon extra deadly Teflon mercury filled bullets.

 :lmao: