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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on November 11, 2017, 04:44:42 PM

Title: The Writing on the (bathroom) Wall
Post by: FlippyDoo on November 11, 2017, 04:44:42 PM
As I was leaving a restroom today (yes, even fictional spirit-guides must occasionally relieve themselves) I noticed something written on the wall.

It was not a poem such as:

Here I sit upon the pot
giving birth to a DUmmie on this spot.
Smelly and ugly inside and out
except for silence, a DUmmie no doubt.

Nor was the writing a phone number.

Nor was the writing about having a "good time" or some other activity.

The writing was actually a simple question. A question, that I think, should be pondered.
It read:
If guns are the problem why are there not more shootings at gun shows?
Title: Re: The Writing on the (bathroom) Wall
Post by: 67 Rover on November 11, 2017, 05:16:28 PM
As I was leaving a restroom today (yes, even fictional spirit-guides must occasionally relieve themselves) I noticed something written on the wall.

It was not a poem such as:

Here I sit upon the pot
giving birth to a DUmmie on this spot.
Smelly and ugly inside and out
except for silence, a DUmmie no doubt.

Nor was the writing a phone number.

Nor was the writing about having a "good time" or some other activity.

The writing was actually a simple question. A question, that I think, should be pondered.
It read:
If guns are the problem why are there not more shootings at gun shows?

Funny, I read something in a restroom today as well although not as prophetic as yours.

"Employees must wash hands"
I looked but there were none around so I ended up doing it myself.  :-)
Title: Re: The Writing on the (bathroom) Wall
Post by: USA4ME on November 11, 2017, 07:39:48 PM
Just remember, the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls.

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Title: Re: The Writing on the (bathroom) Wall
Post by: fatboy on November 11, 2017, 08:51:22 PM
I shot in a handgun match this year that had 525 shooters who expended about 130,000 rounds of ammo total and no one got shot. Sunburn and the munchies that's all.

Amazing.