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Title: Single Men of Australian Outback Seeking Ugly Women
Post by: Chris_ on August 18, 2008, 06:15:32 AM
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Single Men of Australian Outback Seeking Ugly Women

SYDNEY, Australia —  Life can get a little lonely for bachelors in the Australian Outback mining town of Mount Isa. So the mayor has offered up a solution: recruit ugly women.

Mayor John Molony found himself under attack Monday over comments he made to a local newspaper that read: "May I suggest if there are five blokes to every girl, we should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa."

The mayor added that many women who already live in the remote Queensland state town seem quite happy.

*sinip*

And several local women said there aren't a lot of gems to be found among Mount Isa's men, either.

"We've got a saying up here that the odds are good, but the goods are odd," 27-year-old Anna Warrick told The Brisbane Times.

 :rotf:

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Title: Re: Single Men of Australian Outback Seeking Ugly Women
Post by: jtyangel on August 18, 2008, 06:20:40 AM
Dang! You beat me to it! I saw that one too.  :lmao:

The town where boomerangs don't return?  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Single Men of Australian Outback Seeking Ugly Women
Post by: Chris_ on August 18, 2008, 07:03:10 AM
Dang! You beat me to it! I saw that one too.  :lmao:

The town where boomerangs don't return?  :uhsure:
The technical term for boomerangs that don't return is "stick."
Title: Re: Single Men of Australian Outback Seeking Ugly Women
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 18, 2008, 07:28:38 AM
Got the song for their TV commercial.

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

Man! I saw your wife last night and she's uglllllllllllllllllllly!

Yeah, but she sho can cook."
Title: Re: Single Men of Australian Outback Seeking Ugly Women
Post by: jtyangel on August 18, 2008, 07:32:19 AM
Dang! You beat me to it! I saw that one too.  :lmao:

The town where boomerangs don't return?  :uhsure:
The technical term for boomerangs that don't return is "stick."


As in ugly stick?  :popcorn: :-)
Title: Re: Single Men of Australian Outback Seeking Ugly Women
Post by: Chris_ on August 18, 2008, 07:38:37 AM
Dang! You beat me to it! I saw that one too.  :lmao:

The town where boomerangs don't return?  :uhsure:
The technical term for boomerangs that don't return is "stick."


As in ugly stick?  :popcorn: :-)
:rimshot:

...must have a lot of mud fences out there.   :-)