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Title: "in my wildest fantasy,"
Post by: CC27 on November 03, 2017, 09:46:05 AM

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"in my wildest fantasy,"


here's a good rule of thumb to help understand right-wing speech.

especially foxnews, donnie, etc.


any time they make what sounds like a factual statement, just mentally insert the words "in my wildest fantasy," to the front of the sentence.


it all makes much more sense.


try it!

for example, donnie just tweeted how "many people" are disappointed in the justice department for not investigating hillary. crazy, right?
but "in my wildest fantasy, many people are disappointed with the justice department for not investigating hillary."

ah, ok, that makes sense.



conveniently, it makes a good retort, as well!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029789585

WTF? Word salad fantasy is more like it.

Title: Re: "in my wildest fantasy,"
Post by: Carl on November 03, 2017, 10:16:05 AM

Proving once again that they never matured beyond 7 years old.

Title: Re: "in my wildest fantasy,"
Post by: BadCat on November 03, 2017, 11:53:51 AM

Hey "unblock":

In your wildest fantasy, Kevin Spacey is unblocking you.

Title: Re: "in my wildest fantasy,"
Post by: USA4ME on November 03, 2017, 11:58:26 AM

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In my wildest fantasy, here's a good rule of thumb to help understand right-wing speech.

In my wildest fantasy, it all makes much more sense.

In my wildest fantasy, it makes a good retort, as well!

Hey, you're right!!

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Title: Re: "in my wildest fantasy,"
Post by: ADsOutburst on November 03, 2017, 03:10:48 PM

Indeed, it makes a good retort. Almost as good as when Marge Simpson said "Shut up, Becky!'"

Title: Re: "in my wildest fantasy,"
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 03, 2017, 03:16:55 PM

 I'll remember that and mentally insert thatt phrase every time one of you mouth breathers say that President Trump will be impeached.

See, it works both ways DUmmies

Title: Re: "in my wildest fantasy,"
Post by: Old n Grumpy on November 03, 2017, 03:47:43 PM

Madam President, in my wildest fantasy. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:

Ain't never gonna happen  :-)

Title: Re: "in my wildest fantasy,"
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 03, 2017, 05:22:40 PM

Quote from: Old n Grumpy on November 03, 2017, 03:47:43 PM

Madam President, in my wildest fantasy. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:

Ain't never gonna happen  :-)

It could happen.  Just not madame President hillary clinton  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

Title: Re: "in my wildest fantasy,"
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 03, 2017, 09:01:15 PM

Quote from: USA4ME on November 03, 2017, 11:58:26 AM

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In my wildest fantasy, here's a good rule of thumb to help understand right-wing speech.

In my wildest fantasy, it all makes much more sense.

In my wildest fantasy, it makes a good retort, as well!

Hey, you're right!!

.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5!!! That made me LOL!!!