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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-17-08 05:47 AM
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Phelps Wins 8th Gold Medal, Breaks Tie with Spitz
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Edited on Sun Aug-17-08 05:51 AM by Hissyspit
Source: Associated Press
Phelps wins 8th gold medal, breaks tie with Spitz
Sat Aug 16, 11:19 PM ET
BEIJING - Michael Phelps won his record eighth gold medal Sunday at the Beijing Olympics as a member of the victorious U.S. 400-meter medley relay team, breaking a tie with Mark Spitz for most golds in a single games.
Aaron Peirsol, Brendan Hansen, Phelps and Jason Lezak won in a world-record of 3 minutes, 29.34 seconds, lowering the old mark of 3:30.68 set four years ago in Athens.
The U.S. swept the men's relays in Beijing, with Phelps leading off in the 400 and 800 free relays. Lezak anchored the 400 free to a narrow victory over France to preserve Phelps' historic bid.
Australia took the silver in 3:30.04.
Japan earned the bronze in 3:31.18
Read more: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080817/ap_on_sp_ol/oly_swm...
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-17-08 02:03 PM
Response to Reply #11
14. F**k Spitz
I spent the better part of a week next to the arrogant little prick at the National Pool and Spa Show in Atlantic City.
He was endorsing a tether that would allow one to swim in place, a create-your-own-lap-pool type of device.
The guy was actually wearing his damned medals. I acted as if I had never heard of him and, at one point, asked him if he had acquired his medals at a pawn shop.
The guy has the personality of a scorpion (and that's putting it nicely, no disrespect to scorpions).
Tom has been everywhere, seen everything, knows everyone...
zonkers (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-17-08 02:56 PM
Response to Reply #14
18. Spitz reminds me of ex NBA great Rick Barry. They both have the resume but for some reason their
personalities are the deal breaker.
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-17-08 08:24 PM
Response to Reply #18
19. Funny that you should mention Barry...
I used to work with the Houston, Texas, chapter of Special Olympics.
Barry used to volunteer a good bit of his time to the effort, probably in an attempt to rehabilitate his image.
Whenever he entered a room, it felt like someone had just walked out.
Told you!
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ileus (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-17-08 09:27 AM
Response to Original message
3. It's a great time to be American
Xenotime (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-17-08 02:23 PM
Response to Reply #3
15. It's just pure greed to me.
I would imagine he has a better chemist than everyone else.
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PfcHammer (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-17-08 11:03 AM
Response to Original message
10. WGAS
believe it or not, other countries are participating
and other people are participating. the US goes to the
olympics so its pros can clean up, stick it in everyone's
face, and cash in.
We don`t need to call you anti American,your own words do that. :censored:
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TiT is slipping.
I thought he would challenge him to a swim to Alcatraz Island and back, or something. :whatever:
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We need someone's sock puppet to somehow get a thread with TiT in to drop as many names as possible to watch him keep up.
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You know, now I'm wondering about something about the lying titty primitive, given the circumstances under which the lying titty primitive allegedly (please notice the all-important word "allegedly") met Mark Spitz.
Do you suppose the lying titty primitive is one of these people who travel from fair to fair, convention to convention, and demonstrate and give out free samples of something they're trying to sell?
Like those battery-operated hand-held egg-beaters and stuff?
The job surely matches the lying titty primitive's itinerant life-style.
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You know, now I'm wondering about something about the lying titty primitive, given the circumstances under which the lying titty primitive allegedly (please notice the all-important word "allegedly") met Mark Spitz.
Do you suppose the lying titty primitive is one of these people who travel from fair to fair, convention to convention, and demonstrate and give out free samples of something they're trying to sell?
Like those battery-operated hand-held egg-beaters and stuff?
The job surely matches the lying titty primitive's itinerant life-style.
Maybe, but it would be an expensive avocation. Space at a fair prominent enough to have Mark Spitz (even today) is expensive and getting people to just hand stuff out is usually contracted to local agencies (who get college kids and the like).
But there may be some scenarios where you may be right.
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We should change TiTs name to carpet because he lies just like one.
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TomInTib (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-17-08 02:03 PM
Response to Reply #11
14. F**k Spitz
I spent the better part of a week next to the arrogant little prick at the National Pool and Spa Show in Atlantic City.
He was endorsing a tether that would allow one to swim in place, a create-your-own-lap-pool type of device.
The guy was actually wearing his damned medals. I acted as if I had never heard of him and, at one point, asked him if he had acquired his medals at a pawn shop. When he dissed me I whipped put a green highlighter and scrawled all over his medals. Then I whipped out a shotgun and pointed it at his chest. He tried to have me arrested but I saved the lives of every member of the Atlantic City police force this one time, so when they showed up the female sargent in charge kicked Spitz in the crotch and then let me do blow off her hooters before letting me drive her atomic powered monkey car. Later I hooked up with Tom Snyder and we got roaring drunk and went out to a taco bell where we ran into all four of my supermodel wives and we had 6 way Ilama cream cheese sex. Wow. What a good time.
The guy has the personality of a scorpion (and that's putting it nicely, no disrespect to scorpions. And I know scorpions man! 350% of my elite marine recon boat driving special forces seal team was killed and eaten by scorpions. To this day on every April 19th I drive for like, twelve days back to the Nam and go on a drunken scorpion killing spree with Helen Thomas and a professional sumo wrestler. ).
FIXED.
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TomInTib (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-17-08 02:03 PM
Response to Reply #11
14. F**k Spitz
I spent the better part of a week next to the arrogant little prick at the National Pool and Spa Show in Atlantic City.
He was endorsing a tether that would allow one to swim in place, a create-your-own-lap-pool type of device.
The guy was actually wearing his damned medals. I acted as if I had never heard of him and, at one point, asked him if he had acquired his medals at a pawn shop. When he dissed me I whipped put a green highlighter and scrawled all over his medals. Then I whipped out a shotgun and pointed it at his chest. He tried to have me arrested but I saved the lives of every member of the Atlantic City police force this one time, so when they showed up the female sargent in charge kicked Spitz in the crotch and then let me do blow off her hooters before letting me drive her atomic powered monkey car. Later I hooked up with Tom Snyder and we got roaring drunk and went out to a taco bell where we ran into all four of my supermodel wives and we had 5 way Ilama cream cheese sex. Wow. What a good time.
The guy has the personality of a scorpion (and that's putting it nicely, no disrespect to scorpions. And I know scorpions man! 350% of my elite marine recon boat driving special forces seal team was killed and eaten by scorpions. To this day on every April 19th I drive for like, twelve days back to the Nam and go on a drunken scorpion killing spree with Helen Thomas and a professional sumo wrestler. ).
FIXED.
I gave you a Hi5 even though no cop friends of his in Tiburon looked the other way during his thing with the llama cheese .
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TomInTib (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-17-08 02:03 PM
Response to Reply #11
14. F**k Spitz
I spent the better part of a week next to the arrogant little prick at the National Pool and Spa Show in Atlantic City.
He was endorsing a tether that would allow one to swim in place, a create-your-own-lap-pool type of device.
The guy was actually wearing his damned medals. I acted as if I had never heard of him and, at one point, asked him if he had acquired his medals at a pawn shop. When he dissed me I whipped put a green highlighter and scrawled all over his medals. Then I whipped out a shotgun and pointed it at his chest. He tried to have me arrested but I saved the lives of every member of the Atlantic City police force this one time, so when they showed up the female sargent in charge kicked Spitz in the crotch and then let me do blow off her hooters before letting me drive her atomic powered monkey car. Later I hooked up with Tom Snyder and we got roaring drunk and went out to a taco bell where we ran into all four of my supermodel wives and we had 5 way Ilama cream cheese sex. Wow. What a good time.
The guy has the personality of a scorpion (and that's putting it nicely, no disrespect to scorpions. And I know scorpions man! 350% of my elite marine recon boat driving special forces seal team was killed and eaten by scorpions. To this day on every April 19th I drive for like, twelve days back to the Nam and go on a drunken scorpion killing spree with Helen Thomas and a professional sumo wrestler. ).
FIXED.
I gave you a Hi5 even though no cop friends of his in Tiburon looked the other way during his thing with the llama cheese .
H5 for both of you! LOL
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We need someone's sock puppet to somehow get a thread with TiT in to drop as many names as possible to watch him keep up.
someone needs to keep a diary of all the notable people TiT "knows"
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someone needs to keep a diary of all the notable people TiT "knows"
It already exists. I believe it's called the "Hollywood white pages." :naughty:
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Tom has been everywhere, seen everything, knows everyone...
Why does no one ever call him on any of his b.s.?
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We need someone's sock puppet to somehow get a thread with TiT in to drop as many names as possible to watch him keep up.
:rotf:
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The guy was actually wearing his damned medals.
A world famous Olympian, using his celebrity to advertise a product, was wearing his Olympic medals at the showcasing of said product? He didn't make a public showing of throwing his medals in the garbage like Senator Kerry would have done? Of all the nerve!
It's funny... I was talking about this very thing with Don Shula earlier tonight while I was having dinner with him in his Baltimore restaurant. He doesn't wear his Superbowl ring ALL THE DAMN TIME, ya know! ::)
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TiT is slipping. He failed to mention all the gold medals he has won. Given how great he is, there has to be some proud Olympic moments of glory that he could share with us.
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TiT is slipping. He failed to mention all the gold medals he has won. Given how great he is, there has to be some proud Olympic moments of glory that he could share with us.
Hey, yeah. Wasn't TiT that gay diver? :-)
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I'm somewhat surprised the TiTster doesn't have an actual "Me and Phelps" anecdote up yet.
:popcorn:
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I'm somewhat surprised the TiTster doesn't have an actual "Me and Phelps" anecdote up yet.
:popcorn:
Nah TiT will go back to a time when he figures people he tells his tall tales to are a) too young or b) too stoned to remember.
Expect TiT to bring forth a story about how he inspired the track team in '68 to wear the black glove and shove their fist in the air or how he was listening to Spitz over secure comms win his medals while advising the Israeli Army during the '72 hostage crisis in Munich.
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Do you suppose the lying titty primitive is one of these people who travel from fair to fair, convention to convention, and demonstrate and give out free samples of something they're trying to sell?
There's a reason he's the lying titty primitive, and he certainly lives up to that name everytime he reveals his mindless screeds at the DUmp.
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Tom has been everywhere, seen everything, knows everyone...
Why does no one ever call him on any of his b.s.?
We do and post it in the thread for it. Also there have been call out on him at DU from Lawyers representing people that TiT has stolen copyrighted material from and yet the DUmp keeps their fake hero alive over there.
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Morrisons Ghost (150 posts) Mon Aug-18-08 07:03 AM
Response to Reply #14
23. Was
Mark Germino there as well?
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-18-08 11:20 PM
Response to Reply #23
26. Don't you just love me?
You must, because you follow me around quite a lot.
I planted that just to draw out trolls such as you, HotRod.
Worked like a charm, didn't it?
Could I send you a pic of mine so that you have something to get excited about when your sister/mother/dog gets old?
Suck it, Softee.
You are not man enough to carry my guitar case.
Tom
PS. You are more than welcome to send this to the Mods. You can then add it to all of the long list of disappointments that you have encountered in your miserable little life. That ol' playground was pretty rough, wasn't it?
T.
PPS. Why don't you pay (to DU) if you want to play, Soft One? Pony up, Pig.
PPPS. But please don't go away, I love the attention.
Your friend,
TomInTib
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Morrisons Ghost (150 posts) Mon Aug-18-08 07:03 AM
Response to Reply #14
23. Was
Mark Germino there as well?
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-18-08 11:20 PM
Response to Reply #23
26. Don't you just love me?
You must, because you follow me around quite a lot.
I planted that just to draw out trolls such as you, HotRod.
Worked like a charm, didn't it?
Could I send you a pic of mine so that you have something to get excited about when your sister/mother/dog gets old?
Suck it, Softee.
You are not man enough to carry my guitar case.
Tom
PS. You are more than welcome to send this to the Mods. You can then add it to all of the long list of disappointments that you have encountered in your miserable little life. That ol' playground was pretty rough, wasn't it?
T.
PPS. Why don't you pay (to DU) if you want to play, Soft One? Pony up, Pig.
PPPS. But please don't go away, I love the attention.
Your friend,
TomInTib
Can a real soldier just find this asshole and kick his ass?
Please?
He has posted his image on youtube and we know where he lives.
I ask for a soldier (or military person -- I don't know all the terminology for all of you who served) because the lying tittie contiinues to steal valor and it is appropriate that he be dealt with by one of those whose valor he has stolen.
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Mark Spitz
TominTib Swallows
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Mark Spitz
TominTib Swallows
Three!
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
And the H5 to finish it off!
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We need someone's sock puppet to somehow get a thread with TiT in to drop as many names as possible to watch him keep up.
:rotf:
Done! :-)Morrisons Ghost (151 posts) Wed Aug-20-08 06:55 AM
Response to Reply #26
29. Tom
Did I make you angry? Why is it trollish behaviour to ask you that question? After all you did claim his music as yours...Did you not? Please don't be angry with me Tom....I really don't need Seal Team 3 on my ass! What would your late buddy Tom Snyder say about your inability to handle the tough questions? I hope your son is doing well in the MLB! Oh one more thing...When are the Sno-babies and Precious Moment figurines going on sale?
I think I really pissed him off! He's got a very unhealthy obsession with the hard or softness of my penis! :-)
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:-)
Morrisons Ghost (152 posts) Wed Aug-20-08 07:14 AM
Response to Reply #26
30. Oh
One more thing Tom...Please stop hitting on me! You're not my type.I like my men dark young and mysterious! Besides I can't compete with all of the beautiful young women you apparently live with and sponge off of! Kisses cupcake! I love you Tom...Dontcha go changing now!
"Cobra on my left,Leopard on my right!
That will probably be what slabs me! :-)
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:-)Morrisons Ghost (152 posts) Wed Aug-20-08 07:14 AM
Response to Reply #26
30. Oh
One more thing Tom...Please stop hitting on me! You're not my type.I like my men dark young and mysterious! Besides I can't compete with all of the beautiful young women you apparently live with and sponge off of! Kisses cupcake! I love you Tom...Dontcha go changing now!
"Cobra on my left,Leopard on my right!
That will probably be what slabs me! :-)
Damn, you're good, sir.
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:-)Morrisons Ghost (152 posts) Wed Aug-20-08 07:14 AM
Response to Reply #26
30. Oh
One more thing Tom...Please stop hitting on me! You're not my type.I like my men dark young and mysterious! Besides I can't compete with all of the beautiful young women you apparently live with and sponge off of! Kisses cupcake! I love you Tom...Dontcha go changing now!
"Cobra on my left,Leopard on my right!
That will probably be what slabs me! :-)
Damn, you're good, sir.
Thank you Frank...Mom always said I had a natural ability to piss people off! :-)
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We need someone's sock puppet to somehow get a thread with TiT in to drop as many names as possible to watch him keep up.
:rotf:
Done! :-)Morrisons Ghost (151 posts) Wed Aug-20-08 06:55 AM
Response to Reply #26
29. Tom
Did I make you angry? Why is it trollish behaviour to ask you that question? After all you did claim his music as yours...Did you not? Please don't be angry with me Tom....I really don't need Seal Team 3 on my ass! What would your late buddy Tom Snyder say about your inability to handle the tough questions? I hope your son is doing well in the MLB! Oh one more thing...When are the Sno-babies and Precious Moment figurines going on sale?
I think I really pissed him off! He's got a very unhealthy obsession with the hard or softness of my penis! :-)
Great! H5
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:lmao:
Name removed (0 posts) Mon Aug-18-08 11:20 PM
Response to Reply #23
26. Deleted sub-thread
Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
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Good thing I copied and pasted! :-)
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:-)Morrisons Ghost (152 posts) Wed Aug-20-08 07:14 AM
Response to Reply #26
30. Oh
One more thing Tom...Please stop hitting on me! You're not my type.I like my men dark young and mysterious! Besides I can't compete with all of the beautiful young women you apparently live with and sponge off of! Kisses cupcake! I love you Tom...Dontcha go changing now!
"Cobra on my left,Leopard on my right!
That will probably be what slabs me! :-)
Nope, you're still there.
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:-)Morrisons Ghost (152 posts) Wed Aug-20-08 07:14 AM
Response to Reply #26
30. Oh
One more thing Tom...Please stop hitting on me! You're not my type.I like my men dark young and mysterious! Besides I can't compete with all of the beautiful young women you apparently live with and sponge off of! Kisses cupcake! I love you Tom...Dontcha go changing now!
"Cobra on my left,Leopard on my right!
That will probably be what slabs me! :-)
Nope, you're still there.
Yes for now! :-)
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:-)Morrisons Ghost (152 posts) Wed Aug-20-08 07:14 AM
Response to Reply #26
30. Oh
One more thing Tom...Please stop hitting on me! You're not my type.I like my men dark young and mysterious! Besides I can't compete with all of the beautiful young women you apparently live with and sponge off of! Kisses cupcake! I love you Tom...Dontcha go changing now!
"Cobra on my left,Leopard on my right!
That will probably be what slabs me! :-)
Nope, you're still there.
Yes for now! :-)
LMAO that was pretty good.
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:-)Morrisons Ghost (152 posts) Wed Aug-20-08 07:14 AM
Response to Reply #26
30. Oh
One more thing Tom...Please stop hitting on me! You're not my type.I like my men dark young and mysterious! Besides I can't compete with all of the beautiful young women you apparently live with and sponge off of! Kisses cupcake! I love you Tom...Dontcha go changing now!
"Cobra on my left,Leopard on my right!
That will probably be what slabs me! :-)
:rotf:
H5!