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Title: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: AzJames73 on October 10, 2017, 10:33:45 AM
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BainsBane (43,383 posts)                 https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029691847

Every morning when I wake up
Or even just after a nap, I worry that Trump has started a nuclear war with North Korea. It was particularly bad Saturday, when I woke up and looked around and thought, at least we're still here. Then I turned on the TV to see the cable networks were airing commercials and was relieved.

This is due to Trump's "calm before the storm" comment. While he hasn't nuked them yet, I can't help thinking he's going to do so soon. He's made a series of comments since that indicate to me that is what he meant by "the storm."

I remember the sick feeling I had when the Iraq War started. This of course would be far worse because if N Korea is attacked, they WILL use their nukes. Their entire national identity, from what I've heard, is built around their nuclear capacity and belief they could survive a nuclear war.

If anyone can talk me down, please do so.

Jump ! Jump !
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: SVPete on October 10, 2017, 11:13:46 AM
And every morning has the effrontery to prove you wrong and mock your silly fears
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: Carl on October 10, 2017, 11:18:08 AM
What a stupid scrunt.
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: USA4ME on October 10, 2017, 11:19:44 AM
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BainsBane

Every morning when I wake up

I thought she was going to say "I have a ton of lifting to do."

.
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: SVPete on October 10, 2017, 11:29:11 AM
I thought she was going to say "I have a ton of lifting to do."

.

Two tons.
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: wasp69 on October 10, 2017, 11:41:00 AM
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BainsBane (43,383 posts)                 

Every morning when I wake up
Or even just after a nap, I worry that Trump has started a nuclear war with North Korea.

Maybe you should concern yourself more with the fact that you're in your 50's and you sound like an overdramatic middle schooler.
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: franksolich on October 10, 2017, 11:51:32 AM
Every morning when I wake up, I feel very sad, wondering how many infants were murdered while I was sleeping.
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: Ogre on October 10, 2017, 01:04:22 PM
Jump ! Jump !

My sentiment as well.  Who the hell would talk down that DUmbass, as if she would listen to begin with.
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 10, 2017, 03:18:43 PM
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BainsBane (43,383 posts)                 https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029691847

Every morning when I wake up
That's to bad, hopefully some day soon you won't.  :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 10, 2017, 04:45:50 PM
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BainsBane (43,383 posts)                 https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029691847

Every morning when I wake up

Well, THERE'S your problem! 

Do yourself and the world a favor and STOP doing that!
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: hillneck on October 10, 2017, 05:47:40 PM
And just think, this stupid witch is supposedly educated.  Even if it is in South American Indian Native History or some dumb shit like that.  Just another example that liberalism is a mental disorder.   :mental:
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: Crazy Horse on October 10, 2017, 05:52:30 PM
I thought she was going to say "I have a ton of lifting to do."

.

I thought she was going to say something about coach.
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: BattleHymn on October 10, 2017, 05:52:39 PM
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Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: Ausonius on October 10, 2017, 06:39:39 PM
Every morning when I wake up, I feel very sad, wondering how many infants were murdered while I was sleeping.

Amen, Brother, Amen!   O-)  The entire country should wake up with the blood of Holy Innocents in their heads!  But no, too inconvenient, too disturbing, too unsophisticated to feel such things!
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: franksolich on October 10, 2017, 06:58:20 PM
Amen, Brother, Amen!   O-)  The entire country should wake up with the blood of Holy Innocents in their heads!  But no, too inconvenient, too disturbing, too unsophisticated to feel such things!

She's not quite as vocal about it as many abortion enthusiasts on Skins's island are, but she lives in dire fear President Trump is somehow going to ban abortion and forcibly make all women endure child-bearing.

Jugs is like, 53 years old--although she looks good for a woman that age who's been angry and bitter most of her life,
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: BattleHymn on October 10, 2017, 09:16:16 PM
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BainsBane (43,383 posts)                 https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029691847

Every morning when I wake up I find myself standing on my own titty


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Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: Maverick1987 on October 10, 2017, 09:42:01 PM
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BainsBane (43,383 posts)
Every morning when I wake up...

Stay woke, BB
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: BadCat on October 11, 2017, 09:18:20 AM
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BainsBane (43,383 posts)             

Every morning when I wake up, there is some black or latino guy that I don't know, in my bed and my ass is sore.  Why am I such a loser?
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: BattleHymn on October 11, 2017, 05:39:14 PM


H5
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 11, 2017, 06:50:49 PM
Stay woke, BB

And tether them puppies :loser:
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: Wineslob on October 12, 2017, 01:25:33 PM
Why is it they never consider the flip side?
Title: Re: Every morning when I wake up. Jugs
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 12, 2017, 01:31:29 PM
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BainsBane (43,383 posts)                 https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029691847

Every morning when I wake up

I have a cup of coffee and then take a thermo nuclear dump. After that I feel like a million bucks. :-)