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Title: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: AzJames73 on October 06, 2017, 12:25:18 PM
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Baitball Blogger (26,792 posts)                 https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029681093

Trump is ruining my diet.
Every time he is on I stress eat.

I understand now why people thought he was an authority figure. People tend to fear someone who has the power to fire you because that cuts to the core of self-sustainability. And he does it with the panache of the Red Queen.

I know that these things tend to run their course and he will eventually lose the effectiveness of the one tool in his box. It won't come soon enough.

Nobody's fault but your own DUmmy. Turn the TV and radio off.
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: Carl on October 06, 2017, 12:57:30 PM
This is the revolution huh? 
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: DLR Pyro on October 06, 2017, 12:59:49 PM
how soon until some DUmmy commits a crime and claims the Trump defense, similar to the twinkie defense dan white used when he killed George Moscone and Harvey Milk?
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: SVPete on October 06, 2017, 01:08:56 PM
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Baitball Blogger (26,792 posts)                 https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029681093

Trump is ruining my diet.
Every time he is on I stress eat.

Looks like someone can't buy batteries for the TV remote until the next welfare check comes.
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 06, 2017, 01:17:11 PM
President Trump lives rent-free in their feeble minds.  Love it.
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: USA4ME on October 06, 2017, 02:56:27 PM
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Baitball Blogger

Trump is ruining my diet.

No. Your being fat is all on your choices. Maybe if you didn’t open your mouth so much you’d lose weight.

.
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 06, 2017, 02:56:41 PM
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Baitball Blogger (26,792 posts)                 https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029681093

Trump is ruining my diet.
Every time he is on I stress eat.

Glad to hear it, hopefully you will get the terminal shits and flush yourself down the drain.

PS, no one really cares about you or your diet :loser:
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: 67 Rover on October 06, 2017, 05:16:07 PM
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Baitball Blogger (26,792 posts)                 https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029681093

Trump is ruining my diet.
Every time he is on I stress eat.

Is this the DUmmie that thought the dryer was shrinking its clothes when it was actually the refrigerator.  :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: BattleHymn on October 06, 2017, 05:19:31 PM
Weekend schadenboner recharge!
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 06, 2017, 05:21:42 PM
Weekend schadenboner recharge!

Since November 8th, it is the schadenboner that just won't go away. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: Rufus2010 on October 06, 2017, 05:30:51 PM
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Baitball Blogger (26,792 posts)                 https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029681093

Trump is ruining my diet.
Every time he is on I stress eat.

I understand now why people thought he was an authority figure. People tend to fear someone who has the power to fire you because that cuts to the core of self-sustainability. And he does it with the panache of the Red Queen.

I know that these things tend to run their course and he will eventually lose the effectiveness of the one tool in his box. It won't come soon enough.

Cuz you're a fat, lazy, welfare leech sack of shit?
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 06, 2017, 05:39:16 PM
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Baitball Blogger (26,792 posts)                 https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029681093

Trump is ruining my diet.
Every time he is on I stress eat.

I understand now why people thought he was an authority figure. People tend to fear someone who has the power to fire you because that cuts to the core of self-sustainability. And he does it with the panache of the Red Queen.

I know that these things tend to run their course and he will eventually lose the effectiveness of the one tool in his box. It won't come soon enough.

Dummie is angling for a lawsuit bonanza. He gonna get laazerhass to sue President Trump for damages.   :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: fatboy on October 06, 2017, 06:18:47 PM
Since November 8th, it is the schadenboner that just won't go away. :cheersmate:

I've learned to live with it.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2017, 07:43:09 PM
You're not fooling anybody, DUmmie, we know you were an obese trainwreck years ago.
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: FunkyZero on October 06, 2017, 09:05:03 PM
Nobody's fault but your own DUmmy. Turn the TV and radio off.

Funny thing about that...
I just do my damned job and I can walk around not giving a care in the world or thinking about getting fired... and if I did, so what?
I live pretty stress-free. Maybe that's why they smoke so much dope?
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: DUmpDiver on October 06, 2017, 09:06:35 PM
I can relate to the DUmmie, sort of.

Every time I see Hillary I want to throw up.  I'd be full-blown bulimic by now if she'd won.
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: SVPete on October 06, 2017, 10:47:10 PM
Since November 8th, it is the schadenboner that just won't go away. :cheersmate:

Just about time for its first, ummmm, birthday.
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: diesel driver on October 07, 2017, 06:17:47 AM
I've learned to live with it.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I bet it's getting harder to pass down a narrow hallway... :bolt:

           :lol:
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: Skul on October 07, 2017, 02:22:27 PM
I bet it's getting harder to pass down a narrow hallway... :bolt:

           :lol:

Only sideways, DD.  :whistling:   
Title: Re: DUmmy blaming Trump for their diet
Post by: diesel driver on October 07, 2017, 06:49:27 PM
Only sideways, DD.  :whistling:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: