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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on October 05, 2017, 07:44:21 PM

Title: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: franksolich on October 05, 2017, 07:44:21 PM
https://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/ive-been-in-and-out-of-the-hospital-for-weeks-back-on-a-limited-basis/

Oh my.

I was sweating, as he was gone for the longest time.

I have an arrangement with people down in Omaha to let me know if their double-wide casket sells.

Please notice that is NOT solicitation of personal information; it's just an inquiry about inventory.

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Omaha Steve (1195 posts)    October 5, 2017 at 4:09 pm

I've been in and out of the hospital for weeks…back on a limited basis

I think most of you know my medical issues by now. Surgery later the month.

Good luck big guy, and I'm sending some healing white light.
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: jb2u11 on October 05, 2017, 07:53:28 PM
Hope the big guy sticks around, but alas he is dying.  In addition to white light, perhaps we should send some mini tacos.
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: BadCat on October 06, 2017, 07:41:14 AM
Upon the passing of the Omaha Lard Ass, I think the "Friends of Steve Dawes" should re-unite and forever memorialize him on the internet.
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: SVPete on October 06, 2017, 07:50:34 AM
https://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/ive-been-in-and-out-of-the-hospital-for-weeks-back-on-a-limited-basis/

Oh my.

I was sweating, as he was gone for the longest time.

I have an arrangement with people down in Omaha to let me know if their double-wide casket sells.
...

Maybe you could develop a contact at USGS to let you know when certain earth tremors in the Omaha area cease.
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: Carl on October 06, 2017, 08:14:34 AM
What are they going to do,cut his fool head off?
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: 67 Rover on October 06, 2017, 08:23:40 AM
Upon the passing of the Omaha Lard Ass, I think the "Friends of Steve Dawes" should re-unite and forever memorialize him on the internet.

Even Keith Richards is in awe of how long Steve Dawes has lived after having been announced as "terminal"  ::)
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 06, 2017, 08:26:28 AM
What are they going to do,cut his fool head off?
Her head, the surgery is gender reassignment.
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 06, 2017, 05:35:05 PM
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Omaha Steve (1195 posts)    October 5, 2017 at 4:09 pm

I've been in and out of the hospital for weeks…back on a limited basis

I think most of you know my medical issues by now. Surgery later the month.

Sheesh!  You been dying now for what? Three, four years?  I seriously doubt that your hospitalization has anything to do with your "illness".  More likely is you did not watch your glucose, around he we call it sugar, and got sent to the body repair factory to get your sugar under control. Then they discovered a limb that needs to come off. Either that or your posts weren't getting the attention paid that you thought they should so you pulled out the medical problems card.

Either way it sucks to be you, distended dummie.

BTW... did you ever think about having your blubber rendered into bio fuel when you finally kick the bucket?  That would probably help your old lady out immensely when you die.  Several thousand gallons of bio fuel, she could get some nice coin out of that. 
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: fatboy on October 06, 2017, 06:23:46 PM
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Good luck big guy, and I'm sending some healing white light.

Vibes Coach. Don't forget to throw in a few vibes.
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 06, 2017, 06:35:51 PM
Vibes Coach. Don't forget to throw in a few vibes.

Don't forget pics of helping hands, FB. Got to have some pics of helping hands.   :cheersmate:

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/geben-der-h%C3%A4nde-5198013.jpg)
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: Skul on October 07, 2017, 02:31:30 PM
TMN could send ahelping foot. 👞
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: SVPete on October 07, 2017, 03:48:16 PM
TMN could send ahelping foot. 👞

If he cared he'd hop to it. :rimshot:
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: Skul on October 07, 2017, 07:06:38 PM
If he cared he'd hop to it. :rimshot:

Heh, you bad.  :lmao: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: the big blob's been in and out
Post by: diesel driver on October 09, 2017, 03:06:12 PM
Don't forget pics of helping hands, FB. Got to have some pics of helping hands.   :cheersmate:

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/geben-der-h%C3%A4nde-5198013.jpg)

I don't have a picture of hands to send his way, but I can start with a finger.

 :bigbird: