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Title: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: AzJames73 on October 05, 2017, 10:21:21 AM
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Laffy Kat (5,916 posts)                  https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029675276

I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
It's taken me a while to figure out why I've been getting headaches now almost on a daily basis. Not bad headaches, annoying; a couple of Motrin knocks them right out. It happens almost immediately when I hear 45's voice. I have the TV on almost 24/7, but with the sound down. I can turn the sound up during any show at all and be fine, but as soon as I have the news on and hear 45 it hits me. Usually I mute the volume when he speaks because I can't stand the sound of his voice, but if I don't do it immediately, I swear I get a headache. I wonder if the muscles in my neck tense up or something? It feels occipital to me

You need a life. Seriously.

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oldtime dfl_er (5,957 posts)
1. me too

I was physically ill for the first six months after the election. I've gotten my strength back, but every time I hear 45* speak (and I try not to EVER do that), I immediately feel my energy drain completely away. Not usually a headache, but then everyone's body is different.

This man has made many people physically sick, so you're not alone.

 :-)

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LuckyCharms (588 posts)
4. Hey

You sound like me.

I've had a myriad of physical symptoms since the election.

Really really weird shit.

I'm sorry about your headaches...hang in there.

PS...I do the same thing with the TV.

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Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: Carl on October 05, 2017, 10:38:29 AM
****ing retards.
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: franksolich on October 05, 2017, 10:53:43 AM
****ing retards.

Actually, maybe not.

I mean, I just survived eight years of an unrelenting headache and nausea.
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: SVPete on October 05, 2017, 11:06:38 AM
Melt, snowflake, melt!
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: BattleHymn on October 05, 2017, 11:40:20 AM
Psychosomatic?  That DUmmie needs therapy. 

Here is what goes on inside your average DUmmie's head throughout the day:.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcE[/youtube]
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 05, 2017, 12:13:34 PM
I have heard sticking ice picks in your ears will relieve the pain
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 05, 2017, 04:33:19 PM
I have heard sticking ice picks in your ears will relieve the pain

Also, a "pill" from 40 to 230 grains. :whistling:
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 05, 2017, 05:34:01 PM
****ing retards.

I will do my best to advise them, since I have nothing but love in my heart.

Suicide.

It is painless and ends the constant headaches, diarrhea (both N and S), and the pain to be expected every moment of your lives for the next 16 years (an beyond since we will have Conservative SCOTUS members).

Suicide, DUmmies -- suicide.
 
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: Maverick1987 on October 05, 2017, 10:37:07 PM
Also, a "pill" from 40 to 230 grains. :whistling:

...at about 900 fps  :-)
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 06, 2017, 04:15:08 AM
...at about 900 fps  :-)

I forgot to mention the "dosage rate." :thatsright:
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2017, 08:35:45 AM
Dear DUmmies, those pains are a harbinger of your descent into a miserable existence of constant and increasing pain that will never end, even if a DemonRat gets elected.  You have gone over the threshold of PTSD (President Trump Stress Disorder).  There is no cure, and no work toward one.  Save yourselves the agony and end it all now.  You don't need to use a gun, a very tall building, a piece of rope or cord, pills, even gas will do just as well.  No matter what you pick, it will be much more merciful than enduring the endless days of increasing agony ahead of you.
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: DLR Pyro on October 06, 2017, 09:02:26 AM
so what I walked away from those DUmmy rantings was that none of the TV's owned by DUmmies have a working channel changer, or that the DUmmies are too stupid/lazy to change the channel when "45" appears on the screen.
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: 67 Rover on October 06, 2017, 09:08:36 AM
so what I walked away from those DUmmy rantings was that none of the TV's owned by DUmmies have a working channel changer, or that the DUmmies are too stupid/lazy to change the channel when "45" appears on the screen.

What I picked up on is that there are a lot of DUmmies home during the work day.

Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: SVPete on October 06, 2017, 10:10:18 AM
What I picked up on is that there are a lot of DUmmies home during the work day.

That's almost a banned four-letter-word on DU.
Title: Re: I noticed something strange that I'm sure is psychosomatic.
Post by: Adam Wood on October 06, 2017, 02:08:12 PM
Dear DUmmies, those pains are a harbinger of your descent into a miserable existence of constant and increasing pain that will never end, even if a DemonRat gets elected.  You have gone over the threshold of PTSD (President Trump Stress Disorder).  There is no cure, and no work toward one.  Save yourselves the agony and end it all now.  You don't need to use a gun, a very tall building, a piece of rope or cord, pills, even gas will do just as well.  No matter what you pick, it will be much more merciful than enduring the endless days of increasing agony ahead of you.
LOL!  I was reading the OP and couldn't help but be reminded of PEST (http://blog.joehuffman.org/2004/11/09/post-election-selection-trauma/).   :rotf: