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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on September 18, 2017, 09:04:11 PM
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Wheeling out the archive machine again for this one...
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Sun Aug 20, 2017, 05:43 AM
TEB (1,083 posts)
Boog the chocolate lab meets his cousin lab for the first time
The Boog finally met his cousin yesterday they had a play date. Winston is a fifteenth month old yellow lab. Yesterday I got text from my brother can I get his pup his fiancé had to work a double she is in nursing and he was on his way to Boston. He told me where they hid the spare key I let myself in after I got off at 0600 , poor dog did not know me I finally got him leashed and in the car. Winston is probably thinking great I've been kidnapped well poor dog sat as far away from me in front seat whining crying who are you. I rubbed him saying it's ok mr Winston he is probably thinking how do you know my name. So I stop at Macdonalds I like their coffee , I told the lady hey toss in a mac griddle I do not eat the garbage. So the macgriddle is handed to me. And mr Winston is now interested I told my wife clearly a case of Stockholm syndrome you seem to be a nice kidnapper. He relaxed and we became best friends got to the house all the dogs sniffed each other then the play date was on.
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Hasn't DU shit-canned this drunk-posting lout yet? Dude's a waste of megabytes on DU disk space.