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Title: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: AzJames73 on September 06, 2017, 02:37:33 PM
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TeapotInATempest (375 posts)                          https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029562603

I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
And, boy, I paid dearly for the pleasure.

She's coming to the Auditorium Theater in Chicago on October 30 as part of her book tour and I bought a ticket. I have to say, I never in my life thought I'd pay to see someone promote their book! Still, I'm pretty pumped about it!

Anyone else plan to attend one of her events?


A fool and their money are soon parted. Are you going to go see Obozo too in Canada ?

It will be Obama’s second visit to Canada since leaving the White House. Now on the speakers’ circuit, Obama participated in a similar event in Montreal in June.

As with the earlier appearance, Obama is expected to answer questions from a moderator after the speech.

And, as then, access will be for those who can afford the steep cost. Individual tickets are not available, but tables of 10 will be sold starting Tuesday, at $10,000 a pop.

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/09/05/former-us-president-barack-obama-to-speak-in-toronto.html


https://www.hillaryclintonbooktour.com/
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: Carl on September 06, 2017, 02:51:07 PM
(http://www.molenomo.com/molescram_mole_face.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: Carl on September 06, 2017, 02:53:41 PM
It is true about having to pay though.

https://www.hillaryclintonbooktour.com/


The scrunt has no scruples.
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 06, 2017, 03:15:07 PM
Yeah, she is truly shameless.  When I was 18, took a dog eared copy of a book to be autographed at the college bookstore.  He was a little snide at me for not buying his latest book.  Didn't matter, he was and still is a sarcastic smartass.
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: SVPete on September 06, 2017, 03:23:25 PM
Here's the ticket prices for HilLIARy's Toronto appearance. (https://reg.conexsys.com/hct17)
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 06, 2017, 04:30:03 PM
A __________ and his _________ are soon __________.

 ::)
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 06, 2017, 05:04:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Q2keKqU.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: DLR Pyro on September 06, 2017, 06:05:35 PM
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TeapotInATempest (375 posts)                          https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029562603

I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
And, boy, I paid dearly for the pleasure.

you wasted good money to see a loser.  :loser:

Money that could have gone to feed the homeless or housed an illegal alien.
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: BattleHymn on September 06, 2017, 06:11:44 PM
The maximum I could reserve:

Item   Option   Price   Qty.   Total
    VIP Platinum Ticket   Fee   $3,000.00   16   $48,000.00
    VIP Ticket   Fee   $229.00   99   $22,671.00
    VIP Ticket Package   Fee   $856.00   99   $84,744.00
    Gold Ticket   Fee   $149.00   99   $14,751.00
    Gold Ticket Package   Fee   $536.00   99   $53,064.00
    Silver Ticket   Fee   $89.00   99   $8,811.00
    Silver Ticket Package   Fee   $169.00   99   $16,731.00
Sub Total   $248,772.00
GST/HST Total   $32,340.36
Total (CAD)   $281,112.36
Total Owing   $281,112.36



She's one of us!!!!   :rotf: :loser: ::)
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: BattleHymn on September 06, 2017, 06:14:12 PM
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I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
And, boy, I paid dearly for the pleasure.

I too can go down to the nearest nursing home, and see an old woman get helped up some stairs, and fall out of her chair, except it's free.   


What's your point?
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 06, 2017, 09:17:39 PM
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TeapotInATempest (375 posts)                          https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029562603

I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
And, boy, I paid dearly for the pleasure.

She's coming to the Auditorium Theater in Chicago on October 30 as part of her book tour and I bought a ticket. I have to say, I never in my life thought I'd pay to see someone promote their book! Still, I'm pretty pumped about it!

Anyone else plan to attend one of her events?

OK this is some fairly effective, if simple, moling... but maybe not one one of us.  Let's break it down:

Mole dangles bait in front of the dummies with "going to see hillary".
Mole slaps them upside the head saying he/she "paid dearly for it".

Now here is where is gets tricky:
Mole then tells the dump the date and place. Reiterates that you have to pay for it, and then says the dummie is pumped about it.  Dummies like to get "pumped".  Then asks if anyone else is going to attend.

I am of two minds here:

Mind number 1: This is a conventional mole slapping the dummies upside the head with something they cannot afford to do
Mind number 2: Dummie is a paid hillary shill, or Skinner, trying to part the dummies from their welfare cash to enrich hillary

Split is 50-50.  I am just not sure so I will refrain from grading on the Perky scale of moling which is reserved for "real" moles.

So what do ya all think?   All opinions are welcome.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 06, 2017, 09:48:37 PM
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TeapotInATempest (375 posts) 

I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!

Looks like those leftover eclipse glasses may come in handy sooner than expected!

 ::)
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 07, 2017, 12:07:53 AM
Have her sign this for me, will ya?



(https://pics.onsizzle.com/things-hillary-will-never-be-1-trustworthy-2-your-president-6667949.png)
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: BadCat on September 07, 2017, 07:40:17 AM
(http://dealseekingmom.com/files/2011/07/depends-underwear-for-women-product-number-19758-kimberly-clark__70499_zoom-490x490.jpg)

(http://dailynews.lk/sites/default/files/news/2017/02/24/z_p03-Trader.jpg)

Here DUmmy, I just saved you $3000.
Title: Re: I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
Post by: Old n Grumpy on September 07, 2017, 07:56:35 AM
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I'm going to see Hillary Clinton!
And, boy, I paid dearly for the pleasure.

You should have spent the money on dope you smoke instead of a dope that whines. :thatsright: :loser: :lmao: