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Title: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: dutch508 on September 03, 2017, 10:39:42 PM
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Star Member cilla4progress (7,840 posts)  https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029550614

On the verge of another breakdown


Like I had in election night.

Only thing left to think tonight is to figure out sedative of choice.

Then go fetal in my bed.

Yet these are the idiots who want to go to war with all the Americans that have guns.

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Star Member cilla4progress (7,840 posts)
2. Husband is figuring out the strongest combination

I can have without it being lethal

I feel you

 :lmao:

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Star Member cilla4progress (7,840 posts)
8. Sticking with weed

And wine.

We aren't too sure about the stuff in the medicine cabinet!

 :stoner: &  :cheersmate:

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Cracklin Charlie (3,954 posts)
9. I wonder if something BIG is heading his way.

This is an enormous distraction story for a "national day of prayer" Sunday.

He was warned repeatedly, by his own party, not to do this. Something is coming for him.

Oh, for ****s' face...

Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: Delmar on September 04, 2017, 12:07:22 AM
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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)Sun Sep 3, 2017, 10:41 PM
maxrandb (6,787 posts)
11. **** that!

Do something! Stay home from work and convince other like minded people to do the same.

It's time for some work stoppages and slow downs in this country

And when you tell your boss why you didn't show up for work and you get the boot, you can make another post  telling your shitgibbon buddies at democrat underground what a heartless, Drumpf loving nazi your ex boss was.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 04, 2017, 06:41:21 AM
Hey cilia, try going fatal instead of fetal...trust me, you'll love it.

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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)Sun Sep 3, 2017, 10:41 PM
maxrandb (6,787 posts)
11. **** that!

Do something! Stay home from work and convince other like minded people to do the same.

It's time for some work stoppages and slow downs in this country

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

DUmmies doing this would cause a spike in productivity!
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: SVPete on September 04, 2017, 07:43:18 AM
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maxrandb (6,787 posts)
11. **** that!

Do something! Stay home from work and convince other like minded people to do the same.

It's time for some work stoppages and slow downs in this country

All those other "General Strikes" against Trump worked so well, so go for it!

What's with c4p? Is she or hubby an illegal brought here by parents? An illegal who brought her children here? About to lose her maid or gardener? Afraid enough "Dreamers" will no longer be voting D as to flip a Senate race or a few House races?

As Obama famously said - and I'm sure DU-folk :hi5: ed - elections have consequences.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: fatboy on September 04, 2017, 08:29:12 AM
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Response to cilla4progress (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 3, 2017, 11:27 PM

Star Member Control-Z (12,074 posts)

15. I am so glad you have a caring (partner) husband to help you through this, and who you so obviously feel safe with. That alone is rare and one of the greatest gifts a person can have.

I hope you sleep through the night and that it is a healing (heeling -  ) slumber.

Dear DUmmy  Control-Z,

You forgot to send out some vibes and positive healing light. Why so stingy? Keeping it all for yourself?
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: SVPete on September 04, 2017, 08:51:35 AM
Dear DUmmy  Control-Z,

You forgot to send out some vibes and positive healing light. Why so stingy? Keeping it all for yourself?

Calling DU-grade Progs "Snowflakes" demeans the durability of real snowflakes! Those DU-folk are pathetic!
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 04, 2017, 09:50:19 AM
Dear DUmmy  Control-Z,

You forgot to send out some vibes and positive healing light. Why so stingy? Keeping it all for yourself?

Also forgot the infamous "pictures of their helping hands".
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: Old n Grumpy on September 04, 2017, 10:52:36 AM
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Star Member cilla4progress (7,840 posts)  https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029550614

On the verge of another breakdownWhen things don't go my way I just can't cope.


Like I had in election night.When Hitlery lost my biorithims went into retrograde, and my feng shway nosedived.

Only thing left to think tonight is to figure out sedative of choice.And end it all for good.

Then go Fatal in my bed.
:loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Can you imagine living with a loser like that? Her partner must be just as bad.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: Wineslob on September 04, 2017, 04:47:38 PM
(http://users.telenet.be/bored/rememberkids.jpg)


 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 04, 2017, 04:53:00 PM
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Star Member cilla4progress (7,840 posts)
2. Husband is figuring out the strongest combination

I can have without it being lethal

I feel you

Tell hubby to do the world a favor and not waste time with that extra step.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 04, 2017, 06:18:08 PM
Suicide watch?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: thundley4 on September 04, 2017, 07:02:21 PM
Just once I'd like to click a thread with a title about suicide watch and find a link to a web cam with a DUmmie having their breakdown and livestreaming it.  :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 04, 2017, 08:14:41 PM
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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)Sun Sep 3, 2017, 10:41 PM
maxrandb (6,787 posts)
11. **** that!

Do something! Stay home from work and convince other like minded people to do the same.

It's time for some work stoppages and slow downs in this country

Yeppers. That is the ticket!!!  All dummies  stay home from work!   :lmao: 

Hell as near as I can figure 75% of the dummies don't have a job and the ones that do are one step from getting the boot.

Just once I'd like to click a thread with a title about suicide watch and find a link to a web cam with a DUmmie having their breakdown and livestreaming it.  :rofl:

Personally I'd like see a live stream of the dummies offing themselves.  Way I see things it would be a win-win!  They would be out of their misery and I would have confirmation that they will no longer contribute to this nation's misery.*

*For people that take this literally I want to clarify that I have no desire to see anybody off themselves... even dummies.  I just want them to move to an environment more suited to their mentality to ease their pain.  Like say Venezuela or Cuba.

Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: 67 Rover on September 04, 2017, 08:34:21 PM
Yeppers. That is the ticket!!!  All dummies  stay home from work!   :lmao: 

Hell as near as I can figure 75% of the dummies don't have a job and the ones that do are one step from getting the boot.

Personally I'd like see a live stream of the dummies offing themselves.  Way I see things it would be a win-win!  They would be out of their misery and I would have confirmation that they will no longer contribute to this nation's misery.*

*For people that take this literally I want to clarify that I have no desire to see anybody off themselves... even dummies.  I just want them to move to an environment more suited to their mentality to ease their pain.  Like say Venezuela or Cuba.

Ah Kephra. Good times!  :popcorn:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: BattleHymn on September 04, 2017, 10:01:23 PM
Ah Kephra. Good times!  :popcorn:

Kephra didn't directly off himself, but he did with his eating habits.  Kephra, Kirk, and a slew of other primitives of the species Primitivius giganticus usually don't tend to live long. 

The Big Guy, Steve, appears to be the only aberration thus far, and that's because of all the shit he sniffed perched up in his catbird seat:

http://gizmodo.com/chemical-compound-that-gives-poop-its-stink-extends-hea-1798156486
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 05, 2017, 07:46:40 AM
Yeppers. That is the ticket!!!  All dummies  stay home from work!   :lmao: 

Hell as near as I can figure 75% of the dummies don't have a job and the ones that do are one step from getting the boot.

Personally I'd like see a live stream of the dummies offing themselves.  Way I see things it would be a win-win!  They would be out of their misery and I would have confirmation that they will no longer contribute to this nation's misery.*

*For people that take this literally I want to clarify that I have no desire to see anybody off themselves... even dummies.  I just want them to move to an environment more suited to their mentality to ease their pain.  Like say Venezuela or Cuba.

Well, I don't have any actual desire to watch them, but it'd be fine with me if they'd actually do it instead of just blathering with all virtue-signalling, waving the not-actually-bloody-yet-shirt, and attention-seeking.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 05, 2017, 08:27:05 AM
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Star Member cilla4progress (7,840 posts)  https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029550614

On the verge of another breakdown


Like I had in election night.

Only thing left to think tonight is to figure out sedative of choice.

Then go fetal in my bed.
Have you tried Drano?
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: AzJames73 on September 05, 2017, 08:44:49 AM
(http://i.makeagif.com/media/6-29-2015/2PgBMT.gif) (https://conservativecave.com/gif/hillary-clinton-laugh-2PgBMT)
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: FunkyZero on September 05, 2017, 09:43:14 AM
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Star Member cilla4progress (7,840 posts)  https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029550614

On the verge of another breakdown


Like I had in election night.

Only thing left to think tonight is to figure out sedative of choice.

Then go fetal fatally in my bed.

There, that works much better for society as a whole.
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Edit: damn, shoulda read the other comments first, I thought I was being clever
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: BadCat on September 05, 2017, 09:45:01 AM
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We aren't too sure about the stuff in the medicine cabinet!

Uhm...then maybe, just maybe, it shouldn't be in there?
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: YupItsMe on September 05, 2017, 01:34:16 PM
(http://users.telenet.be/bored/rememberkids.jpg)


 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: FlaGator on September 05, 2017, 01:37:56 PM
Someone needs to grow up.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: BattleHymn on September 05, 2017, 05:24:34 PM
In case any roaming DUmmies missed this retweet by the Orange Cheeto himself:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/03/04/43DACF8900000578-0-image-a-16_1504410948124.jpg)

Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: Skul on September 06, 2017, 09:45:37 AM
That's the ticket.                        :lol:        :lol:         :lol:         :lol:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkie Suicide Watch...
Post by: Adam Wood on September 30, 2017, 09:36:58 PM
Dear DUmmy  Control-Z,

You forgot to send out some vibes and positive healing light. Why so stingy? Keeping it all for yourself?
Gosh, I hope it's not too late to email cilla a picture of my hand.

I'll do it in solidarity with the many other people without electricity or connectivity of any sort in Puerto Rico to whom I'll also be emailing a picture of my hand, just like the tsunami victims in Asia in 2004.  It meant so much to them back then for the DUmp to e-mail pictures of their hands to people who had no electricity or connectivity whatsoever....