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Title: It's Sept 3rd and DUmpasses are already triggered by Christmas
Post by: FunkyZero on September 03, 2017, 11:05:50 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029547287 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029547287)

AND most of it is about? That's right, Trump.

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Sat Sep 2, 2017, 09:45 PM
Archae (38,441 posts)
What I saw at Big Lots Wednesday...
Wednesday was August 30th.
They had Christmas trees on display.

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Response to Archae (Original post)Sat Sep 2, 2017, 10:02 PM
Kleveland (777 posts)
3. They have those damned stinky scented pine-cones out already at Giant Eagles!
That smell makes me want to hurl.
You gotta' walk by that shit, 'cause they put the bins at the entrance!
It is likely carcinogenic, like the occupant of the Whiter House.

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Response to Archae (Original post)Sat Sep 2, 2017, 10:15 PM
Angry Dragon (30,630 posts)
8. They changed the date this year to October 15
with Trump in office they were not sure December 25 would come around

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Response to Archae (Original post)Sat Sep 2, 2017, 10:22 PM
NCjack (2,490 posts)
9. Thanks for warning. Will not be going there! nt

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Response to Archae (Original post)Sat Sep 2, 2017, 11:52 PM
Star Member lpbk2713 (32,254 posts)
15. For those who don't think we'll make it until December.
So they can get their celebrating in before Trump destroys us all.

Their combined hatred for Christ and Trump seems to have a pretty ill effect on them.
Title: Re: It's Sept 3rd and DUmpasses are already triggered by Christmas
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2017, 11:12:40 AM
Joy and Christian spirituality are like kryptonite to those a-holes.  While I'm not a spiritual guy, I do get joy from seeing them writhe in pain.
Title: Re: It's Sept 3rd and DUmpasses are already triggered by Christmas
Post by: Old n Grumpy on September 03, 2017, 11:52:47 AM
Is there anything other than hitlery or obama that doesn't set them off. I guess hating everything and every one makes life easier for them. :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: It's Sept 3rd and DUmpasses are already triggered by Christmas
Post by: FunkyZero on September 03, 2017, 12:56:21 PM
Is there anything other than hitlery or obama that doesn't set them off. I guess hating everything and every one makes life easier for them. :loser: :loser:

Well, they operate solely on emotion, so it's either on or off... love or hate, happy or pissed. They can't function in a reasonable manner and have no usable impulse control. When all their ideals are shattered by reality, they only have one answer and that is to scream about how it's someone elses fault for not doing what they said.
One could structure the very definition of cynical by just watching any of them for 5 minutes.
Title: Re: It's Sept 3rd and DUmpasses are already triggered by Christmas
Post by: BattleHymn on September 03, 2017, 01:45:33 PM
Only a DUmpass would make such an inane post, completely missing the reason WHY a company that bases its business model on liquidations might be carrying Christmas trees in August. 
Title: Re: It's Sept 3rd and DUmpasses are already triggered by Christmas
Post by: Fourwinds on September 03, 2017, 03:18:22 PM
No worries. Halloween will pass and November will roll around. Then they'll bitch about the white man and the plight of the indians.
Title: Re: It's Sept 3rd and DUmpasses are already triggered by Christmas
Post by: fatboy on September 03, 2017, 04:57:20 PM
With Trump in the Whitehouse, everyday is Christmas!
Title: Re: It's Sept 3rd and DUmpasses are already triggered by Christmas
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 03, 2017, 06:03:04 PM
Is there anything other than hitlery or obama that doesn't set them off. I guess hating everything and every one makes life easier for them. :loser: :loser:

Based on reading their crap for 14+ years, they get butt hurt by the most insignificant stuff.
Title: Re: It's Sept 3rd and DUmpasses are already triggered by Christmas
Post by: DUmpDiver on September 04, 2017, 01:02:10 AM
No worries. Halloween will pass and November will roll around. Then they'll bitch about the white man and the plight of the indians.

Just wait until November 8 - when they can remember what happened last year. :rofl:
Title: Re: It's Sept 3rd and DUmpasses are already triggered by Christmas
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 04, 2017, 04:36:08 AM
Just wait until November 8 - when they can remember what happened last year. :rofl:

It's a thought . . . A nice gesture would be to remind them on that day. :whistling: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: It's Sept 3rd and DUmpasses are already triggered by Christmas
Post by: SVPete on September 04, 2017, 07:26:42 AM
Maybe a meme with, "Life Will Never Be The Same Again," in large black letters with a thick black border?