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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mary Ann on August 31, 2017, 06:09:26 PM
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New guy attempts a bouncy.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029539174
Bradshaw3 (281 posts)
Chased a MAGAT from the dog park today
A former history prof I talk to and this older bearded white guy were talking history and she was making comparisons between drumpf and Harding when I chimed in that at least Harding wasn't crazy. Now if a MAGAT (MAGA Trumpist) is a red hat wearer so as to be obvious I stay away from them and talking politics generally but I assumed this guy wasn't one. Wrong. He became pissed and started talking about how drumpf had fixed the economy and the VA and I started hitting him - with the facts.
Usually I don't bother since they are like paranoid schizophrenics who think the CIA is after them so does no good to use facts. But I was already in it with him and kept at it. He got up, left in a huff mumbling words and left the park. Then I sat down with the professor and she filled me in on some relevant history (apparently Aristophanes' play The Knights is applicable to today) and we had a nice long talk while the dogs played. It was a good day at the dog park.
One bong just for the effort, but no cops, no bushes, no conversion. And he didn't start with "so." Maybe I'm being generous, but I think that the comparison to paranoid schozophrenics is worth something.
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.....the comparison to paranoid schozophrenics is worth something.
You know, madam, when it comes to being paranoid, nobody's got the primitives beat.
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Given the dog park context, the "older bearded white guy" (a description that fits, but I wasn't there) probably realized that LPC Noob "Bradshaw3" is rabid and walked away quietly so as not to risk either himself or his dog getting bit.
There are enough superfluous "details" that this is probably fiction.
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I've noticed a consistent pattern with these stories: they often claim to have given their opponent "the facts", but rarely, if ever, state what facts. It's like they're playing some MMORPG and "the facts" are some mystical entity they can summon to defeat the enemy.
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I've noticed a consistent pattern with these stories: they often claim to have given their opponent "the facts", but rarely, if ever, state what facts. It's like they're playing some MMORPG and "the facts" are some mystical entity they can summon to defeat the enemy.
well, tahts due to one thing that almost 100% of these bouncies have in common: they never happened
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You know, madam, when it comes to being paranoid, nobody's got the primitives beat.
When you know that the comrade in arms beside you would slit your throat in the blink of an eye to get a better seat at the head of the table it kinda comes naturally after a while.
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DUmmie, it's a pity you weren't chased by a 'Magach.'
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DUmmie, it's a pity you weren't chased by a 'Magach.'
It's definitely not the same, it's close, in that the end result is what we'd be hoping for . . .
:dozer:
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well, tahts due to one thing that almost 100% of these bouncies have in common: they never happened
And are backdropped by a Please Love Me, I'm One Of You quotient.
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I guess I need to find and hang around with some immature 10YOs. It just dawned on me that "MAGAT" was intended to invoke
(https://theriverangler.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/maggots.jpg)
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I guess I need to find and hang around with some immature 10YOs. It just dawned on me that "MAGAT" was intended to invoke
Kinda like how it got the primitive's armpits all wiggling and waggling when Melania Trump wore the ball cap with FLOTUS embroidered on it. Because it sounds like float us and she wore it to a state with flooding.
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Just for the sake of clarification, the picture I posted above is not how I view DU-folk! I wouldn't insult innocent maggots that way. :rimshot: :bolt:
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Still waiting for the "facts" about the horrible things Trump has done, and how he is ruining the economy. :popcorn:
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"Bradshaw3"? Since July 7 of this year . . . you know, this is another case of the noob not really being a noob, probably some Bernie supporter that slithered back.
His bouncy was awful, btw.
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I don't get it. I live in a blue state. Where oh where are all these fearless leftists at? :lmao:
Oh right. They're just the random crazies from the closest trailer park.
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"Bradshaw3"? Since July 7 of this year . . . you know, this is another case of the noob not really being a noob, probably some Bernie supporter that slithered back.
His bouncy was awful, btw.
Any Bern-Out that bailed from DU last year who lives in Pittsburgh - Steelers & Terry Bradshaw fan?
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well, tahts due to one thing that almost 100% of these bouncies have in common: they never happened
I think these bouncies do happen. Just not the way they have been related. For instance:
Guy in a MAGA hat bumps into dummie by accident: Excuse me sir, did not see you, my bad
Dummie: No problem
Dump story: I browbeat this lowlife Trump supporter today. He was looking at me and I hit him upside the head with facts, everyone clapped and the lowlife beat a hasty retreat.
Just for the sake of clarification, the picture I posted above is not how I view DU-folk! I wouldn't insult innocent maggots that way. :rimshot: :bolt:
Maggots serve a useful function. Dummies? Not so much.
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I think these bouncies do happen. Just not the way they have been related. For instance:
Guy in a MAGA hat bumps into dummie by accident: Excuse me sir, did not see you, my bad
Dummie: No problem
Dump story: I browbeat this lowlife Trump supporter today. He was looking at me and I hit him upside the head with facts, everyone clapped and the lowlife beat a hasty retreat.
Maggots serve a useful function. Dummies? Not so much.
It really makes you wonder how many of these lunatics you encounter in a day while they're out and about struggling to keep the crazy under the surface.
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I think these bouncies do happen. Just not the way they have been related.
Yeah, I'm with you on that.