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Current Events => Breaking News => Topic started by: mrclose on August 28, 2017, 05:02:47 PM

Title: BREAKING: North Korea has launched a missile
Post by: mrclose on August 28, 2017, 05:02:47 PM
I've heard that it's three missiles now.
Launched over Japan!

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/902276945089630210

Title: Re: BREAKING: North Korea has launched a missile
Post by: Ausonius on August 28, 2017, 06:51:51 PM
Launched through Japanese airspace is what I have read.

First reaction: this is push-back by the Chinese against Trump via the Gangnam Piglet.

Second reaction: this was allowed by the Chinese in the hope that Japan might declare it an act of war, allowing Japan - and its ally the U.S. - to bury the Gangnam Piglet.

Third reaction: the Chinese have indeed lost control over their puppet, and Pyongyang Pinocchio is a real live mad dictator!

Other ideas?
Title: Re: BREAKING: North Korea has launched a missile
Post by: mrclose on August 28, 2017, 06:57:28 PM
Launched through Japanese airspace is what I have read.

First reaction: this is push-back by the Chinese against Trump via the Gangnam Piglet.

Second reaction: this was allowed by the Chinese in the hope that Japan might declare it an act of war, allowing Japan - and its ally the U.S. - to bury the Gangnam Piglet.

Third reaction: the Chinese have indeed lost control over their puppet, and Pyongyang Pinocchio is a real live mad dictator!

Other ideas?

TRUMPS FAULT!!
Title: Re: BREAKING: North Korea has launched a missile
Post by: Ausonius on August 28, 2017, 07:51:10 PM
TRUMP'S FAULT!!

Oh, well, I thought that was obvious!   :-)  He has been provoking them to do such things!  It isn't their fault!   :rofl:
Title: Re: BREAKING: North Korea has launched a missile
Post by: Bad Dog on August 28, 2017, 10:34:16 PM
MOAB!