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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Old n Grumpy on August 27, 2017, 01:45:14 PM
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029521170 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029521170)
All candidates for president have to show their tax returns. The people have to know if you are a ****ing crook. So only plain asexual crooks can run.
Before you become president you have to sell your businesses. All business ties have to come to an end. You cannot hand over control of your business to family members. This will stop rich assholes from running for president.A great idea, only regular assholes can run, corrupt assholes should be banned from running too.
Nepotism must be outlawed.Along with socialism, communism and having sex with your first cousin.
These are just a few examples.
In the end Trump may make our democracy stronger because he was such a ****ing asshole.
This may be wishful thinking; Maybe the Trump presidency may end the republican parties decades long move towards far right extremism. It has put their party at great risk. It may disappear like the whigs if the moderates do not gain control.
The only party risking extinction are the dumocrats, the lefty's and progressives hav totally F**fed it all up.
Here is another bit of wisdom from a DU shithead:
DFW (25,123 posts)
12. If it were up to me
I think I'd just ask Bill Maher for a set of "New Rules" and enact them wholesale.
Bill Mahr, the guy who is runing for asshole of the century, we really want him writing ruled for us. :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:
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Hahahahahaha.
No.
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Bringing above ground, :-) :
shockey80 (377 posts)
After 1 Trump resigns or he is impeached many new laws have to be put into place. For example;
2 All candidates for president have to show their tax returns. The people have to know if you are a ****ing crook.
3 Before you become president you have to sell your businesses. All business ties have to come to an end. You cannot hand over control of your business to family members. This will stop rich assholes from running for president.
4 Nepotism must be outlawed.
1 At DU-folks' and Progs' current level of lunacy, I foresee Trump "resigning" in late January, 2025.
2 I see Rachel Madcow's hype-debacle didn't cure you of the delusion that Trump hadn't paid taxes for ## years.
3 You pretend this would keep, "rich assholes from running for president". In reality, it would set up a far greater burden and far higher hurdle for a small business owner. And if a small business owner did contrive to run for President, (s)he would be far more beholden to big-money donors. Not that DU-folk are capable of thinking things through farther than satisfying their hatred.
4 So, no Hilliary Clinton for President? No Chelsea Clinton for President? No Amy Carter for President? Good luck selling that to the Ds or the Rs!
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"All candidates for president have to show their tax returns. The people have to know if you are a ****ing crook."
Yet, the DUmmies proved over the last eight years that they don't think candidates for president should have to show their US birth certificates. They believed the people don't have to know if you're a native- born US citizen or not.
"Before you become president you have to sell your businesses. All business ties have to come to an end. You cannot hand over control of your business to family members. This will stop rich assholes from running for president."
Would that include the Clintons with their slush- funds? How about Al Gore's carbon- offsets company (Hence why he's always demanding that people buy carbon- offsets, supposedly to stop global warming but really just so he can make a profit)? In 2004, would John Kerry have been required to make Theresa sell Heinz Ketchup?
"Nepotism must be outlawed."
I seem to recall a DU thread in which a DUmmy claimed that they could retake the White House in 2020 by running a Democratic "Dream Team" which would have included Hillary for President again, Al Gore for VP, and Chelsea Clinton in some other very prominent position. That, if carried out, would have been nepotism in the worst possible sense.
"DFW (25,123 posts)
12. If it were up to me
I think I'd just ask Bill Maher for a set of "New Rules" and enact them wholesale."
Seriously?
This is the guy who seems to every freaking day look for new ways to ensure that his ugly, smug face will one day be seen in the dictionary next to the word "Douchebag."
This is the guy who openly cheered on the death of Steve Irwin, and a few months later went to a Hollywood Halloween party dressed as Irwin, complete with a fake bloody stingray barb sticking out of his chest.
This is the guy who openly expressed regret that a terrorist attempt to assassinate then- VP Dick Cheney was unsuccessful.
This is the guy who made a callous, heartless joke about the death/ funeral of Pope John Paul II (He made the comment that, "The line of people waiting to pay their respects was so long, by the time they got to him they probably smelled as bad as he did").
This is the guy who once openly accused then- President George W. Bush of being a wife- beater with no proof, just for laughs (Some time after this, btw, several of Maher's own exes came forward and admitted he was verbally and physically abusive towards them when dating them).
This is the guy who, shortly before Halloween some years back, openly encouraged his viewers to slip LSD into the candy they offered trick- or- treaters.
This is the guy who openly insulted the entire freaking populations of Mississippi and Alabama, portraying them all as brainless, gap- toothed hillbillies.
This is the guy who openly said on his show that everyone who believes in God should be diagnosed as having serious mental problems.
Yet, this DUmmy believes he's the one who should make up rules and laws for us.
Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil.
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99% of DUmmies couldn't even understand a 1040ez, much less a long tax return. Or decipher a P/L, balance sheet or summary of cash flows. Therefore, who cares about these silly, empty "demands".
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Response to shockey80 (Original post)Sun Aug 27, 2017, 12:27 PM
Star Member global1 (16,754 posts)
2. Agreed - And One Other Thing That Needs To Be Addressed Is....
the president's power to pardon.
Not one primitive mentioned getting rid of the electoral college. A few months ago, the electoral college had all their armpits a wiggling and a waggling.
All these shitgibbons are worried about is the most recent shiny object outrage.
Next week it'ill be something else.
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Not one primitive mentioned getting rid of the electoral college. A few months ago, the electoral college had all their armpits a wiggling and a waggling.
All these shitgibbons are worried about is the most recent shiny object outrage.
Next week it'ill be something else.
When you have limited intelligence it is hard to stay focused on more than one shiny object at a time. :mental: :thatsright: :lmao:
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Not one primitive mentioned getting rid of the electoral college. A few months ago, the electoral college had all their armpits a wiggling and a waggling.
All these shitgibbons are worried about is the most recent shiny object outrage.
Next week it'ill be something else.
The President cannot be named "Lee."
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The President cannot be named "Lee."
Well, shit!!
I guess I'll never be president.
My middle name is "Lee"... :lol:
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The President cannot be named "Lee."
Hmmmm ... "Davis", out ... "Forrest", out ... "Beauregard", out ... "Jackson", out ...
What are the Las Vegas odds of the D Party running someone with the family name, "Benjamin" in the next few decades?
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All candidates for president have to show their tax returns.
Well I guess we will have to impeach every president up to Nixon. Not to mention all the candidates we need to exhume so we can hang them as well.
Damn you dummies are really starting to go off the deep end. You wasn't far from it to start with so maybe you should quit wading towards it as fast as you can.
I have a question for you idiots. What happens if Mueller exonerates President Trump? Whats ya gonna do? I would hope you commit suicide. Never happen. Cockroaches always survive.