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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on August 21, 2017, 08:53:50 AM
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mreilly (1,774 posts)
Wouldn't it be awesome if the eclipse....
.... was the solar system's way of realigning itself to put us in the proper universe and after it concludes we'll find Hillary Clinton in the White House and Donald Trump rotting in jail?
Boy, talk about a perfect ending to a sci-fi flick!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029495723
What children.
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::) I guess this what one gets after a 24-hour :stoner: -suck. ::)
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DUmmies are running out of steam. Since the whole Russia thing was a big nothingburger, they need to amuse themselves somehow.
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DUmmies are running out of steam. Since the whole Russia thing was a big nothingburger, they need to amuse themselves somehow.
Don't worry. There is an endless supply of shiny new toys just waiting to be thrown into their little sandbox.
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mreilly (1,774 posts)
Wouldn't it be awesome if the eclipse....
.... was the solar system's way of realigning itself to put us in the proper universe and after it concludes we'll find Hillary Clinton in the White House and Donald Trump rotting in jail?
Boy, talk about a perfect ending to a sci-fi flick!
The same people who mock Christians for believing in God think the universe is capable of caring who is president. :whatever:
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::) I guess this what one gets after a 24-hour :stoner: -suck. ::)
This happened a lot, too . . . :jerkit:
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I'm beginning to doubt Skinner's ability to raise funds, which should be a priority for him since all the Clinton money has dried up.
If I were him, I would have been selling eclipse moons to give to other DUmmies like the valentine hearts.
It's truly a lost opportunity for him to milk the DUmmies for money.
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mreilly (1,774 posts)
Wouldn't it be awesome if the eclipse....
.... was the solar system's way of realigning itself to put us in the proper universe and after it concludes we'll find Hillary Clinton in the White House and Donald Trump rotting in jail?
Boy, talk about a perfect ending to a sci-fi flick
A better ending would be if a spaceship transported all you lft wingers / progressives to Uranus, and hillary in jail :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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mreilly (1,774 posts)
Wouldn't it be awesome if the eclipse....
.... was the solar system's way of realigning itself to put us in the proper universe and after it concludes we'll find the primitives in labor camps and Messalina Agrippina in jail?
Boy, talk about a perfect ending.
<<<likes this ^^^ one better.
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So the moon passing between the sun and the earth close enough to cast its shadow on the surface is cause enough to awaken from a self-enduced coma and find all your dreams have come true...
And yet, we conservatives are the stupid ones... :thatsright:
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...And that's just how bankrupt your whole alleged thought-process is, Malaise.
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...And that's just how bankrupt your whole alleged thought-process is, Malaise.
Don't forget the compound adjective "drug-addled." :whistling:
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I'm beginning to doubt Skinner's ability to raise funds, which should be a priority for him since all the Clinton money has dried up.
If I were him, I would have been selling eclipse moons to give to other DUmmies like the valentine hearts.
It's truly a lost opportunity for him to milk the DUmmies for money.
Skinner supported Barack Obama and purged Hilary Clinton supporters starting in 2008.
Skinner supported Hillary Clinton to much displeasure of Bernie Sanders supporters in 2016.
Skinner wants to play it both ways.
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*Smacks forehead* Of course! How could I be so stupid? Here I thought the eclipse was just the result of heavenly bodies somehow rotating around a star. Clearly it is the universe aligning itself because a political party won the Oval Office.
Jesus, how narcissistic could a person be?
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*Smacks forehead* Of course! How could I be so stupid? Here I thought the eclipse was just the result of heavenly bodies somehow rotating around a star. Clearly it is the universe aligning itself because a political party won the Oval Office.
Jesus, how narcissistic could a person be?
1. Don't try to guess. DU-grade Progs' stupidity will always exceed the capacity of your imagination.
2. Jesus is the only man Who knows the answer to that question.
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A better ending would be if a spaceship transported all you lft wingers / progressives to Uranus, and hillary in jail :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Or transported them to their socialist utopian planet Liberalaha to cater to their every whim, and gave them all a nice book to read, titled "To Serve DUmmies"
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Or transported them to their socialist utopian planet Liberalaha to cater to their every whim, and gave them all a nice book to read, titled "To Serve DUmmies"
Only if they were wearing Nike sneakers though otherwise they just went straight to Hell to meet Saint Kennedy.
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5sc4JBtQ1qheybto1_1280.gif)
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Only if they were wearing Nike sneakers though otherwise they just went straight to Hell to meet Saint Kennedy.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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