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Title: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 14, 2017, 05:46:16 PM

     1. Event happens in Charlottesville in which .0000001% of "Republicans" wave stupid fascist flags around and in which ONE GUY murders someone.

     2. Dems completely lose shit for weeks, with Dem "leaders" and news gadflys assuring each other that Charlottesville was representative of ALL Republicans.

     3. Dems nominate and primary lunatic assfaces like De Blasio and Kamala whatever on one basis: will they speak "truth to power" and otherwise pin every grievance on ALL Republicans

     4. DUmmies eat it alive in yet another example of the Streisand Effect

     5. DUmmies get irrationally exuberant of their chances, and probably start dreaming of freeing Mumia

     6. Normal Americans who might even vote Dem are aghast at the lineup of Lisa Durdens who propose to govern them

     7. On election day they hold their noses and vote for McConnell, Ryan, and Trump again, reasoning that at least we have the courts

     8. You stupid ****s lose again, and we get treated to another 11/9

     9. Lather

     10. Rinse
 
     11. Repeat.


     HAHAHAHAHAHA

      almost forgot:


     12. Eat a bag of dicks
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: Carl on August 14, 2017, 07:02:01 PM
They will never figure it out.

They live in a world of endless make believe.
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: GOP Congress on August 14, 2017, 11:48:30 PM
Pragmatically, holding my nose to vote for Democrats in Republican Threads (or "D.I.R.T.") is a bigger problem than the democrats imploding, but my new signature trumps all, pun intended.
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on August 15, 2017, 06:12:15 AM
The DUmmies have already heavily lessened the Dems' chances in the next several elections:
As their threads after last year's elections proved, they didn't learn a thing from their loss. They didn't realize that a major factor contributing to their loss was that Hillary's language and their parroting it exposed them, and the Democrats as a whole, as the mean, smug, condescending elitist pricks that they are who look down their noses and spit on (Not to mention sling baseless accusations of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. at) anyone with differing views from them on any subject. Most average American citizens don't want to vote for someone who they know views them as brainless, racist hillbillies, so the election went to Trump. Afterwards, the DUmmies' response has been "No, it's not that we need to humble ourselves and reach out to those with differing views; It's that we really ARE so much better than all those brainless, inbred, Bible- thumping racist rednecks in Flyover country and they're just jealous of us, and we should double down on that and on making sure everyone knows we know we're so much better than them! That'll help us win in the future!"
Though, of course, I'll bet everything will happen the way you predict, that'll further slide things in our direction.
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: franksolich on August 15, 2017, 06:48:55 AM
As their threads after last year's elections proved, they didn't learn a thing from their loss.

Uh-huh; they didn't learn a damned thing.  Because the primitives are stupid.

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They didn't realize that a major factor contributing to their loss was that Hillary's language and their parroting it exposed them, and the Democrats as a whole, as the mean, smug, condescending elitist pricks that they are who look down their noses and spit on (not to mention sling baseless accusations of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. at) anyone with differing views from them on any subject.

Uh-huh.

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Most average American citizens don't want to vote for someone who they know views them as brainless, racist hillbillies.....

I repeat; losing is supposed to be a learning experience, and the primitives haven't learned a damned thing.

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Afterwards, the DUmmies' response has been "No, it's not that we need to humble ourselves and reach out to those with differing views; It's that we really ARE so much better than all those brainless, inbred, Bible-thumping racist rednecks in flyover country.....and we should double down on that and on making sure everyone knows we know we're so much better than them!

Trust me; because the primitives are stupid, they're going to double down on this.

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That'll help us win in the future!"

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 15, 2017, 06:59:13 AM
     1. Event happens in Charlottesville in which .0000001% of "Republicans" wave stupid fascist flags around and in which ONE GUY murders someone.

     2. Dems completely lose shit for weeks, with Dem "leaders" and news gadflys assuring each other that Charlottesville was representative of ALL Republicans.

     3. Dems nominate and primary lunatic assfaces like De Blasio and Kamala whatever on one basis: will they speak "truth to power" and otherwise pin every grievance on ALL Republicans

     4. DUmmies eat it alive in yet another example of the Streisand Effect

     5. DUmmies get irrationally exuberant of their chances, and probably start dreaming of freeing Mumia

     6. Normal Americans who might even vote Dem are aghast at the lineup of Lisa Durdens who propose to govern them

     7. On election day they hold their noses and vote for McConnell, Ryan, and Trump again, reasoning that at least we have the courts

     8. You stupid ****s lose again, and we get treated to another 11/9

     9. Lather

     10. Rinse
 
     11. Repeat.


     HAHAHAHAHAHA

      almost forgot:


     12. Eat a bag of dicks

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

H5 duly given!
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: VelvetElvis on August 15, 2017, 07:34:32 AM
     1. Event happens in Charlottesville in which .0000001% of "Republicans" wave stupid fascist flags around and in which ONE GUY murders someone.

     2. Dems completely lose shit for weeks, with Dem "leaders" and news gadflys assuring each other that Charlottesville was representative of ALL Republicans.

     3. Dems nominate and primary lunatic assfaces like De Blasio and Kamala whatever on one basis: will they speak "truth to power" and otherwise pin every grievance on ALL Republicans

     4. DUmmies eat it alive in yet another example of the Streisand Effect

     5. DUmmies get irrationally exuberant of their chances, and probably start dreaming of freeing Mumia

     6. Normal Americans who might even vote Dem are aghast at the lineup of Lisa Durdens who propose to govern them

     7. On election day they hold their noses and vote for McConnell, Ryan, and Trump again, reasoning that at least we have the courts

     8. You stupid ****s lose again, and we get treated to another 11/9

     9. Lather

     10. Rinse
 
     11. Repeat.


     HAHAHAHAHAHA

      almost forgot:


     12. Eat a bag of dicks

Excellent, but a bit wordy.

I woulda just gone right to #12 and been done with it.
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: Wineslob on August 15, 2017, 01:32:21 PM
Oh DUmmies, the driver of the car? Before his FB page was taken down he expressed his hatred for Trump.......... :bird:
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: Old n Grumpy on August 15, 2017, 02:50:07 PM
They can not see because they are blinded by rage and hate.

Pretty sad
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: Cats on August 15, 2017, 05:37:45 PM
Oh DUmmies, the driver of the car? Before his FB page was taken down he expressed his hatred for Trump.......... :bird:

I've read that. Also read that one of the organizers for 'Unite the Right' was an Obama guy.  :hammer: Hope more comes out on this.

http://dcwhispers.com/breaking-charlotsville-unite-the-right-organizer-was-occupy-wall-st-activist-obama-supporter/#rEOeLoxRxL5xgk2Q.97
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on August 16, 2017, 07:20:10 AM
2a. The left gets emboldened and goes full left-tard thinking normal people approve of their left-tard activities. (See the movements to deface memorials to Lincoln, Washington and Jefferson  https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2017/08/15/liberals-want-to-tear-down-the-jefferson-memorial/ (https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2017/08/15/liberals-want-to-tear-down-the-jefferson-memorial/) )
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: Drafe Hoblin on August 16, 2017, 09:56:19 AM
I've read that. Also read that one of the organizers for 'Unite the Right' was an Obama guy.  :hammer: Hope more comes out on this.

http://dcwhispers.com/breaking-charlotsville-unite-the-right-organizer-was-occupy-wall-st-activist-obama-supporter/#rEOeLoxRxL5xgk2Q.97

It's not gaining traction because of the somewhat illogical 'mole' atmosphere surrounding the report. 

It's too soon for the guy to switch extreme sides.  If Occupy happened 20-years ago it might be a little more believable.
Title: Re: DUmmies, here's how Charlottesville just lost you 2018 and 2020
Post by: SVPete on August 16, 2017, 10:53:22 AM
It's not gaining traction because of the somewhat illogical 'mole' atmosphere surrounding the report. 

It's too soon for the guy to switch extreme sides.  If Occupy happened 20-years ago it might be a little more believable.

True. The guy claims to have had his eyes opened by something in 2013. OTOH, another way of looking at the guy - one that occurred to me almost immediately - is, was he a "conservative" mole stirring up @#$% in the Prog camp, or is he a Prog mole stirring up @#$% in the "conservative" camp.