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Title: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: AzJames73 on August 09, 2017, 05:47:03 PM
You stupid idiot DUmmies, there is going to be NO nuclear war. This like the Cold War all over again with their thought process. You leftist fanatics are so pathetic.

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L. Coyote (41,754 posts)

How to prepare for a nuclear attack
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2163824/world-war-three-nuclear-attack-survival-guide/

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What to do before a nuclear blast?

The following are things experts recommend you can do to protect yourself, your family and your home if you believe an attack is imminent.

Build an Emergency Supply Kit, which includes items like non-perishable food, water, a battery-powered or hand-crank radio, extra flashlights and batteries. You may want to prepare a kit for your workplace and a portable kit to keep in your car in case you are told to evacuate.
Make a Family Emergency Plan. Your family may not be together when disaster strikes, so it is important to know how you will contact one another, how you will get back together and what you will do in case of an emergency.
Find out from officials if any public buildings in your community have been designated as fallout shelters. If none have been designated, make your own list of potential shelters. These places would include basements or the windowless central area of middle floors in high-rise buildings.

What to do during a nuclear blast?

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Kiss your arse goodbye!



Comments are truly laughable in usual DUmp fashion.
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: BattleHymn on August 09, 2017, 05:55:51 PM
ATTENTION DUMMIES:

This is the only thread you will need to stay alive during the impending nuclear attack:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x655166
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: franksolich on August 09, 2017, 06:11:06 PM
What's funny about the primitive plans for dealing with a catastrophe such as this--and the normally sensible "preppers" too--is that they assume in case of such an event, law and order will persevere; that everybody will be allowed to keep what they have.

Hah.

I suggest the primitives and preppers both consult history, to see what happens in cases of widespread panic, disorder, and anarchy.  About the only people who'll be safe are people with firearms and other weapons, and people who know how to use them.

<<<has no plans for surviving a catastrophe; when it happens, will adapt as needed.
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: SVPete on August 09, 2017, 06:28:43 PM
It's just DU-folk trying to pump up Trump is a Warmonger alarmism. They were probably among the fools braying the same shtick when Reagan was President.
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: I_B_Perky on August 09, 2017, 06:53:02 PM
The liberal bastions will be the ones that get attacked... like SF, LA, NYC, etc.  Poetic justice since these liberal bastions want to kiss the ass of the people that want to kill us.

The end result is whatever country did it will be completely leveled.  Except for the radioactive fallout it could be a win-win!   :lmao:

Personally I think it is a just a matter of time. 
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 09, 2017, 07:43:23 PM
What's funny about the primitive plans for dealing with a catastrophe such as this--and the normally sensible "preppers" too--is that they assume in case of such an event, law and order will persevere; that everybody will be allowed to keep what they have.

Hah.

I suggest the primitives and preppers both consult history, to see what happens in cases of widespread panic, disorder, and anarchy.  About the only people who'll be safe are people with firearms and other weapons, and people who know how to use them.

<<<has no plans for surviving a catastrophe; when it happens, will adapt as needed.

I would say that doesn't hold so much for any preppers I know, they all pretty much expect to have to defend their stronghold with firepower and a readiness to use deadly force.  I have certainly seen some who have weird ideas about 'No weapons' or 'Peace collectives' but that is not the kind of person who lives in my part of the country.

I am not really into it myself, I am more like prepared for a temporary disruption of up to a month or so when the hand of the government reasserts its control, likely by seizing whatever it needs from the more stockpiled preppers.
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 09, 2017, 08:42:07 PM
Now DUmmies are going to be "doomsday preppers"?
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: Maverick1987 on August 09, 2017, 08:52:52 PM
Now DUmmies are going to be "doomsday preppers"?

More like "doomsday pants-shitters"
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: USA4ME on August 09, 2017, 09:58:36 PM
As I consider it all, I think the best thing to do would be to grab a blonde. Maybe two.

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Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: Undies on August 09, 2017, 10:48:26 PM
What's funny about the primitive plans for dealing with a catastrophe such as this--and the normally sensible "preppers" too--is that they assume in case of such an event, law and order will persevere; that everybody will be allowed to keep what they have.

Hah.

I suggest the primitives and preppers both consult history, to see what happens in cases of widespread panic, disorder, and anarchy.  About the only people who'll be safe are people with firearms and other weapons, and people who know how to use them.

<<<has no plans for surviving a catastrophe; when it happens, will adapt as needed.

I had a client who had a wife who was always hoarding this and that for the Days of Catastrophe.  I ask her why she would go to so much trouble and expense.  It really bothered her after I explained that the starving"have nots" were not going to peacefully and longingly peer through the window watching her feast on her "preparations".   She still wouldn't survive. 

Personally, I'd rather not survive.  What would be the point?
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: Skul on August 10, 2017, 05:16:52 AM
Triage milk, tactical boots, peanut butter, 10" Bowie knife and most of all, a  good rig.

Gnads, come  back,  the DUmplings need your worldly expertise.
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: VelvetElvis on August 10, 2017, 07:18:04 AM
More like "doomsday pants-shitters"

Or condensed to its essence, "casualties".
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: BadCat on August 10, 2017, 07:54:55 AM
Should be easy for the DUmmies.

Lentils and dried edamame keep for a long time.
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: Old n Grumpy on August 10, 2017, 07:57:09 AM
Note to Dummies, stay out of the basement, have all your survival supplies neatly packed up so when those of us bought bullets come for your supplies they are ready to go.
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on August 10, 2017, 10:27:33 AM
More like "doomsday pants-shitters"
So...how long has Pam thought the world was ending?
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 10, 2017, 01:29:04 PM
So...how long has Pam thought the world was ending?

For 8 years of President Bush, she was fine for the Obumbler years.  But it returned with President Trump.
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: DLR Pyro on August 10, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
For 8 years of President Bush, she was fine for the Obumbler years.  But it returned with President Trump.
Typical with many of the cycles of doom the DUmmies bring up everytime their guy is out of power.  I've been hearing alot about a homeless crisis this year, not so much the last 8 years.  And now the new crisis is the opiod crisis caused by people who can't face reality and are getting their brains fried on opioids.
Title: Re: How to prepare for a nuclear attack
Post by: Delmar on August 10, 2017, 07:18:51 PM
When I saw the title of this post, I thought, for sure, that it was going to be one of MineralMan's stupid How to lists.