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Title: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 09, 2017, 03:12:08 PM
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I doubt that Donald Trump knows anything about Guam.


He isn't known for learning about things, and lacks the curiosity to find out things. He could read the Wikipedia article on Guam, but that's not his style. He could ask someone to brief him on Guam, but he has a tee time.

He doesn't know what's on Guam, who lives there, or anything else about that island in the Marianas chain. He doesn't care that he doesn't know. He has zero concern about the island, why we are there, or about its history.

Donald Trump doesn't care. He won't bother to learn. If Guam disappeared in a blast of nuclear energy, he would not lose a minute of sleep over that.

The same is true of South Korea. He does not care what happens there. He doesn't care about the thousands of our military personnel who are there, nor about about our economic ties with South Korea. He won't bother to learn about that either. Donald Trump only cares about Donald Trump.

That is the reality. That is why we should all be concerned about what is going on, and worried as well.
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I'm sure he knows very little about Guam, but all he needs to know is that it can't be attacked. Isn't that enough, you stupid constipated piece of shit? (https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029435068)

Help me understand, lurking rock head. Why does he need to know anything other than it shouldn't be attacked? Trump doesn't know what a stupid asshole you are, but he's going to protect you just the same. In any case, favor me: before you went to Wikipedia, what did YOU know about Guam? Exactly: not a Guamdamned thing. I bet you learned it isn't one of our 57 states, huh?

Start a grease fire and die in it, please.
Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: SVPete on August 09, 2017, 03:22:10 PM
Given Trump's age, he probably did learn about Guam in high school or college, in History courses that covered WW2. Or maybe in coverage of the Spanish-American War.

ETA: Since US B-52s during Vietnam flew out of Guam, Trump likely heard of Guam then as well.

Then again, Presidents of the US have these outfits called staff. No POTUS is remotely close omniscient, but they can appoint staff and draw on Executive branch resources to learn just about anything they need to learn.
Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: USA4ME on August 09, 2017, 03:22:53 PM
If Trump wants to know anything about Guam, he can ask any number of Democrats who can express their concern that Guam could tip over.

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Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: Carl on August 09, 2017, 03:26:51 PM
Trump is President and George rock head Campbell is a retard posting at a leftist hate site that is an Internet laughingstock.

Who is the stupid one?
Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: freedumb2003b on August 09, 2017, 03:36:36 PM
Trump knows that it is part of the USA and as such will never be presided over by hiLIARy.
Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: DLR Pyro on August 09, 2017, 03:37:24 PM
If Trump wants to know anything about Guam, he can ask any number of Democrats who can express their concern that Guam could tip over.

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THIS is the authority on all things Guam

Ladies and Gentlemen, let me intorduce to you Mr. Hank Johnson, democrat, Georgia.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q[/youtube]


Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: Maverick1987 on August 09, 2017, 03:57:19 PM
I'm sure he knows very little about Guam, but all he needs to know is that it can't be attacked. Isn't that enough, you stupid constipated piece of shit? (https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029435068)

Help me understand, lurking rock head. Why does he need to know anything other than it shouldn't be attacked? Trump doesn't know what a stupid asshole you are, but he's going to protect you just the same. In any case, favor me: before you went to Wikipedia, what did YOU know about Guam? Exactly: not a Guamdamned thing. I bet you learned it isn't one of our 57 states, huh?

Start a grease fire and die in it, please.

H5 for creating and then using "Guamdammed" in a sentence  :hi5:
Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: Mary Ann on August 09, 2017, 04:37:11 PM
Everything I know about Guam I learned from Democratic Congressman Hank Johnson: It could tip over if you put too many people on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q
Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 09, 2017, 04:47:17 PM
All he needs to know about it is that it's a US territory with our military based on it, and the Norks have threatened to nuke it.  Everything else is pretty irrelevant, really.
Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: GOP Congress on August 09, 2017, 04:51:41 PM
THIS is the authority on all things Guam

Ladies and Gentlemen, let me intorduce to you Mr. Hank Johnson, democrat, Georgia.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q[/youtube]

I would love to know what was going through that Admiral's mind when he was getting ready to answer Hank's question about tipping. Obviously, he had to give the exact answer, but I wonder what he REALLY wanted to say?
Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 09, 2017, 05:50:34 PM
I would love to know what was going through that Admiral's mind when he was getting ready to answer Hank's question about tipping. Obviously, he had to give the exact answer, but I wonder what he REALLY wanted to say?

That's easy..."Are you ****ing kidding me!"
Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on August 10, 2017, 10:32:27 AM
I would love to know what was going through that Admiral's mind when he was getting ready to answer Hank's question about tipping. Obviously, he had to give the exact answer, but I wonder what he REALLY wanted to say?
He should have looked around and asked if he was being "Punk'd" or if Johnson had a rock in his head.

Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: BadCat on August 10, 2017, 10:35:57 AM
Nuking Guam may be the only way to rid the island of those damned brown snakes.
Title: Re: Mineral man needs Trump to be a Guam scholar...or something
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on August 10, 2017, 12:56:14 PM
Nuking Guam may be the only way to rid the island of those damned brown snakes.
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