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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: AzJames73 on August 08, 2017, 11:22:28 AM
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TEB (989 posts) https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029430597
First of all nobody call me a snitch or tattle tale
I called my repug congressman office asked secretary if hero be holding any town halls she said no , I said bummer. Then I asked her if I could get leak stoppers phone number for the trump outhouse. She said pardon I said mam I know who leaker is. She said sir I'm not following you I said mam the leaker is trump. He just spilled the beans on North Korea and our satellite when niki Haley said it was classified intel. Now please go ahead with leak stoppers info I have pencil and paper ready , then I added you sure congressman won't hold face to face town hall meetings , she said he has none planned I said ok have nice day.
Then she said, "Sir, have you been drinking already?"
And then she said, "Go take your meds sir, and have a nice day."
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He has a different approach, but TEB is on a trajectory for being a good candidate for DOTY
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She said pardon She said sir I'm not following you
I bet TEB hears that a lot.
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TEB (989 posts) https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029430597
First of all nobody call me a snitch or tattle tale, You are not a snitch, just a stupid, retarded mother F@@ker. typical for a dimwit dimorat.
I called my repug congressman office asked secretary if hero be holding any town halls she said no , I said bummer. I say you have a second grade command of the english language, typical of a dimwit dimocrap. Then I asked her if I could get leak stoppers phone number for the trump outhouse. She saidplease go take your meds. pardon I said mam I know who leaker is. She said sir I'm not following youYou sound like a retarded dimocrap on drugs or that has had to much to drink. I said mam the leaker is trump. He just spilled the beans on North Korea and our satellite when niki Haley said it was classified intel. Now please go ahead with leak stoppers info I have pencil and paper ready , then I added you sure congressman won't hold face to face town hall meetings , she said Listen you stupid little retarded child, go back downstairs to your mommy's basement before she catches you on the phone.he has none planned I said ok have nice day.
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:facepalm:
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WOW, you have to give TEB credit though he/she actually makes Nads look like an English major. :o
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Ain't that the truth!
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TEB (996 posts)
2. Dammit thanks man packing bag
Shit theirs a postal truck parked across the street from my house at the post office. You think it could be the spooks watching me. I'm out of here leaving America I'm defecting to NORTH JERSEY I'll send you a card.
I am pretty sure this DUmmie has no idea commas exist. Which is weird because he knows what an apostrophe is.
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Shit theirs a postal truck ...
Yes, I'm sure they're is ..... :whistling:
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You think it could be the spooks watching me.
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BTW, you're a snitch, tattle tail, stool pidgeon and most likely Bubba' s pillow biting prison bitch.
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This DUmmir really makes a person miss rsmithnumbers posts.
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I am pretty sure this DUmmie has no idea commas exist. Which is weird because he knows what an apostrophe is.
Dummie is probably an illegal alien that never took the time to freakin learn the language of this country... or retarded.
Might be both! :lmao:
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TEB (989 posts) https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029430597
First of all nobody call me a snitch or tattle tale
I called my repug congressman office asked secretary if hero be holding any town halls she said no , I said bummer. Then I asked her if I could get leak stoppers phone number for the trump outhouse. She said pardon I said mam I know who leaker is. She said sir I'm not following you I said mam the leaker is trump. He just spilled the beans on North Korea and our satellite when niki Haley said it was classified intel. Now please go ahead with leak stoppers info I have pencil and paper ready , then I added you sure congressman won't hold face to face town hall meetings , she said he has none planned I said ok have nice day.
YeS TeB i woULd lIkE tO MaMBo doGfACE To tHe baNANa PATch thANK yoU fOr askINg.
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Ermagerd.
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i woULd lIkE tO MaMBo doGfACE To tHe baNANa PATch
:rotf: Steve Martin at his finest.
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Am I the only one hearing the cadence and accompaniment of Beatnik poetry when I read that?
[youtube]https://youtu.be/bVOXxDV5BdI[/youtube]
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Or maybe like
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RqF7c5iGNE[/youtube]
Q/ How's TEB doing?
A/ Pretty bad, Hockey Puck!