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Title: Ilsa has a nice conversation w/ a Marine Recruiter. A bouncy.
Post by: AzJames73 on August 07, 2017, 02:38:43 PM
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Ilsa (44,959 posts)                            https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029427170

So I get a call from a Marine recruiter...
asking about my son, and if he's considering a career in the military. I explain that he's not eligible due to a neurodevelopment disorder, and he tells me about his son who has Aspergers. We have a friendly visit, about others in our families who've served, especially during war time, and he comments that my and my husband's family have given much in service already. He asked if I knew anyone I could refer to him.

"Have you guys called the Trump family? I'm pretty sure not a single soul in that family has given a minute to serving in the Armed Forces." Then I laughed a little. His response floored me:

"Oh, I'm sure the younger Trump family is hearing it every day. The Secret Service is the agency that protects the first family, but it's the Marines who guard them. It's military helocopters and pilots flying them everywhere, and Marines guarding the WH and any US embassy they visit."

Maybe Tiffany, who is of recruiting age, will consider serving in a branch of the Armed Forces

That has to be the worst bouncy I have ever read. Highly doubt a visit took place. Recruiters do not have time to chat, if you have no one in your family to speak to them.  :bouncy:

Title: Re: Ilsa has a nice conversation w/ a Marine Recruiter. A bouncy.
Post by: 67 Rover on August 07, 2017, 02:43:37 PM
Wow that bouncy was so bad it gave me PTSD.  :o
Title: Re: Ilsa has a nice conversation w/ a Marine Recruiter. A bouncy.
Post by: Maverick1987 on August 07, 2017, 02:57:33 PM
I bet Ilsa unnecessarily and awkwardly introduces "Trump" into EVERY conversation (real or imagined)
Title: Re: Ilsa has a nice conversation w/ a Marine Recruiter. A bouncy.
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 07, 2017, 03:10:52 PM

     Bull and shit, with a side order of ****ing.

     They don't recruit that way.
Title: Re: Ilsa has a nice conversation w/ a Marine Recruiter. A bouncy.
Post by: SVPete on August 07, 2017, 03:26:16 PM
Three words: Sasha and Malia.

Two words: Chelsea Clinton.

Four words: Bill Clinton, draft dodger.
Title: Re: Ilsa has a nice conversation w/ a Marine Recruiter. A bouncy.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on August 07, 2017, 03:43:03 PM
What branch did obama serve in? the choom gang?  :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: Ilsa has a nice conversation w/ a Marine Recruiter. A bouncy.
Post by: freedumb2003b on August 07, 2017, 03:56:41 PM
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Ilsa (44,959 posts)                            https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029427170

So I get a call from a Marine recruiter...
asking about my son, and if he's considering a career in the military.

When I told him my son wasn't interested, he then told me the Marines have a special new relationship with the Marriott Resorts and because I recently stayed at a Fairfield Inn I qualify for a special 3 day 4 night stay in a special resort spot in Las Vegas and I will be given some aluminum cookware.

I gave him my info and he signed me up. 

In October I will be posting from VEGAS, suckers!!

Title: Re: Ilsa has a nice conversation w/ a Marine Recruiter. A bouncy.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 07, 2017, 04:05:03 PM
Ilsa (44,959 posts)                            https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029427170

So I get a call from a Marine recruiter...
asking about my son, and if he's considering a career in the military.

When I told him my son wasn't interested, he then told me the Marines have a special new relationship with the Marriott Resorts and because I recently stayed at a Fairfield Inn I qualify for a special 3 day 4 night stay in a special resort spot in Las Vegas and I will be given some aluminum cookware.

I gave him my info and he signed me up. 

In October I will be posting from VEGAS, suckers!!

At least it'll say Vegas on the side of the railcars...
Title: Re: Ilsa has a nice conversation w/ a Marine Recruiter. A bouncy.
Post by: freedumb2003b on August 07, 2017, 04:20:47 PM
At least it'll say Vegas on the side of the railcars...

You have no idea how much it cost us to buy the copyrights to that classic diamond shape sign (more than "Sharknado 5").  We would have just taken it in the name of the Country but The Word From Above was "you take it you pay for it."
Title: Re: Ilsa has a nice conversation w/ a Marine Recruiter. A bouncy.
Post by: Tess Anderson on August 07, 2017, 05:51:34 PM
Her son is a starting linebacker at West Forsyth High in suburban Atlanta, doesn't look disabled to me. Could have given him the number and moonbat Karen intercepted the call.
Title: Re: Ilsa has a nice conversation w/ a Marine Recruiter. A bouncy.
Post by: Delmar on August 07, 2017, 06:53:33 PM
Hillary's Marine recruiter BS story is more believable than this load of crap and Cankles got two Pinocchios.

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The Washington Post’s fact-checker, Glenn Kessler, gave Hillary Clinton two Pinocchios — a rating given for significant omissions and exaggerations — for an old story she repeated this week about the time she says she applied to the Marines in 1975.

Hillary Diane Rodham was a rising legal star at the time — and would soon marry future President Bill Clinton — when she claims she went to a Marine recruiting office in Arkansas to sign up for the Corps.

But a young recruiter rejected the 26-year-old, telling her that she was too old, but that the Army might take her.

“He looks at me and he goes, ‘Um, how old are you?’ And I said ‘Well, I’m 26, I’m going to be 27.’ And he goes, ‘Well, that’s kind of old for us,'” the recruiter told her, she said Tuesday.

“And then he says to me, ‘Maybe the dogs will take you,’ meaning the Army.”

Clinton has told the story in public only on several occasions, the first in 1994 when she was first lady.

But as The Daily Caller documented last week, the tale doesn’t add up.
http://dailycaller.com/2015/11/12/fact-checker-hits-hillary-for-claiming-she-tried-to-join-the-marines-video/