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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on July 26, 2017, 02:08:55 PM
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demtenjeep (24,026 posts)
How am I supposed to be excited to teach Govt. and that Gov is by the people for the people
when I have liquid shit running out of my diaper and down the leg of my pants?
Just kidding, but close: (https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029375917)
demtenjeep (24,026 posts)
How am I supposed to be excited to teach Govt. and that Gov is by the people for the people
when right now we know that is all a ****ing joke?
You're not. You're supposed to go buy a new purse and brag about it online, you worthless sack of begging shit.
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Was the shit volcano upset when barry said **** you to Congress,he has a pen and a phone?
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God help her students.
When they get out in the real world and find out what the Constitution REALLY means ("can anyone tell me what the Electoral College is and why it is so important?") they are going to curse her name for the embarrassment she caused in her mis-lessons.
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I'm just pleased she can't find the where-with-all to "teach".
I suspect know it would be more of a marxist indoctrination than an honest approach to factual information.
☆spork alert☆ ☆spork alert☆
Get stuffed Pammy. Look up Stevenumbers.
He won't be constrained by thin ripples of feces/urine/blood dripping down your inner thighs.
I would suggest removing the dead Guinea pig. Steve doesn't like competition, and they get stinky after five days.
On the plus side, spread your knees, it'll keep flies off the watermelon
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Change departments to Home Ec or Art. Teach classes in @#$%^hat-Knitting.
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demtenjeep (24,026 posts)
How am I supposed to be excited to teach Govt. and that Gov is by the people for the people
when right now we know that is all a ****ing joke?
It is only a joke to all you spoiled dumb asses who can't accept reality. The people voted and your side LOST, get over it already. :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :loser: :loser: :loser:
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Question.
Since Pamela's being so unnecessarily explicit, I suppose it's okay to ask.
Pamela, do you use Charmin or Angel Soft to clean yourself?
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Pamela, do you use Charmin or Angel Soft to clean yourself?
Depends.
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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)Wed Jul 26, 2017, 07:46 PM
demtenjeep (24,030 posts)
10. I am damn good at teaching and Govt was my passion. I believed in it
but it is going to be so very hard to teach them the constitution when the president is so delusional and uses the constitution for his diarrhea
Freudian slip?
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Freudian slip?
Pamela's got to learn to express her legitimate fears, not her imaginary ones.
She for example has no chance of losing her own blue-chip taxpayer-paid medical insurance, so she needs to shut up her hysteria and whining about that, and get worked up over something that's real, whatever it might be.
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Question.
Since Pamela's being so unnecessarily explicit, I suppose it's okay to ask.
Pamela, do you use Charmin or Angel Soft to clean yourself?
Garden hose in the backyard?
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Garden hose in the backyard?
Well, I think Pamela should tell the rest of the story.
We all know her lower bowels open up unexpectedly.
Okay, that sort of thing happens.
But what happens next? How does she handle it, what does she do about it?
I think her audience deserves the rest of the story.
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Pamela's got to learn to express her legitimate fears, not her imaginary ones.
That would make sense, the problem is she can't tell them apart.
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I think her audience deserves the rest of the story.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECvsoC7rDJ0[/youtube]
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I'm sorry, but as long as she chooses to be so explicit, I think Pamela's obligated, as a public service for the Good of Humanity, to describe "the rest of the story."
After all, many of us have never had this particular experience, and it'd be useful having Pamela's insight on how to handle it, if it were ever to happen to any of us.
For example, under what circumstances does such a thing usually happen--when Pamela's alone, nobody to see it, or when Pamela's out in public and many people see it?
Does it have any particular characteristic (such as an odor or a sound) that makes it immediately recognizable for what it is?
Do other people, if they're aware of it, comment upon it or look away silently?
Does another person, if seen, offer to help her, such as with a Kleenex, or is Pamela simply stuck there, watching it dribble down her thighs?
Does Pamela use a paper towel, Kleenex, napkin, or piece of bathroom tissue to clean it up?
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I'm sorry, but as long as she chooses to be so explicit, I think Pamela's obligated, as a public service for the Good of Humanity, to describe "the rest of the story."
After all, many of us have never had this particular experience, and it'd be useful having Pamela's insight on how to handle it, if it were ever to happen to any of us.
For example, under what circumstances does such a thing usually happen--when Pamela's alone, nobody to see it, or when Pamela's out in public and many people see it?
Does it have any particular characteristic (such as an odor or a sound) that makes it immediately recognizable for what it is?
Do other people, if they're aware of it, comment upon it or look away silently?
Does another person, if seen, offer to help her, such as with a Kleenex, or is Pamela simply stuck there, watching it dribble down her thighs?
Does Pamela use a paper towel, Kleenex, napkin, or piece of bathroom tissue to clean it up?
My vote is that she scoots on the carpet like other dogs that have worms.
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Question.
Since Pamela's being so unnecessarily explicit, I suppose it's okay to ask.
Pamela, do you use Charmin or Angel Soft to clean yourself?
She should emulate those beautiful enlightened Religion of Pieces practitioners in the Arabian desert whom her ilk so admire, and use her bare left hand.
:puke:
Because, you know, environment 'n sh*t.
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Pamela's got to learn to express her legitimate fears, not her imaginary ones.
She for example has no chance of losing her own blue-chip taxpayer-paid medical insurance, so she needs to shut up her hysteria and whining about that, and get worked up over something that's real, whatever it might be.
I think it's her narcissism kicking in, me-too-ing people like BigPig who have posted how TrumpCare has condemned them to a horrible agony-filled death. :bouncy: Me too! :bouncy: Trump is killing MEEEEEEE too! :bouncy:
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Question.
Since Pamela's being so unnecessarily explicit, I suppose it's okay to ask.
Pamela, do you use Charmin or Angel Soft to clean yourself?
:censored:
60 grit sand paper, that's why her hemorrhoids are acting up all the time. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: