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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FunkyZero on July 09, 2017, 02:39:56 PM

Title: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: FunkyZero on July 09, 2017, 02:39:56 PM
I just HAD to bring over the latest flavoring of Grahamcracker wisdom. it's morphed into how Bernie would have won had he ran as a republican.
hahahh  man this is just.. I don't even know if I should laugh or be shocked at the level of stupid on display here

https://www.discussionist.com/10151395435#post18 (https://www.discussionist.com/10151395435#post18)

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If Donald Trump had run on the Democratic party line- he would have easily lost in a landslide
there is no way 80% of the party would have voted for him
(same as 80% of the party did not vote for Bernie but the Democratic party was nice enough to let him run).

Bernie on the other hand MIGHT have won the Republican nomination had he run as a Republican
(but there is no way they would have let him run)

but in no way, no how would the Democratic party have nominated nor vote for Donald Trump

the Democratic party votes for causes not for personalities.

sorry, but the politico article is just pro-Trump spin.

this sorry excuse for an article
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/07/08/what-if-trump-had-won-as-a-democrat-215351




Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: franksolich on July 09, 2017, 06:25:45 PM
The graham cracker's schtick is getting old.

He needs to go back to posting on that one message board dominated by air-headed pre-teenaged girls.
Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: USA4ME on July 09, 2017, 09:19:32 PM
Seeing that the presidents following Barack, according to the cracker, was to be Hiltlery, Moochelle, Chelsea Clinton, Malia, and Sasha, it's a little tough to put much stock into whatever that nutso says about anything.

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Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 10, 2017, 02:25:35 AM
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the Democratic party votes for causes not for personalities.

I can see how you might think that, given that what tiny personality Hitlery had was all vile and horrible, but it really isn't true in the general case.
Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: SVPete on July 10, 2017, 06:51:54 AM
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the Democratic party votes for causes not for personalities.

Barack Obama - charisma

Bill - Clinton - "charming rogue"

JFK - youthful charisma

What was Carter's "cause"? Carter's big selling point was being an outsider, "I am not WashDC!"

Even LBJ's selling point in 1964 was continuing JFK's legacy. Ditto Truman in 1948

The last D POTUS who ran on a "cause" was FDR and The Great Depression (which he helped prolong, not intentionally).
Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: SVPete on July 10, 2017, 06:56:03 AM
I can see how you might think that, given that what tiny personality Hitlery had was all vile and horrible, but it really isn't true in the general case.

The CHILL ran on neither personality nor a cause. Her messages were, "I am not Trump!" and "I am not a Republican." She failed to give voters not motivated by partisanship a reason to vote FOR her.
Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 10, 2017, 07:12:23 AM
The CHILL ran on neither personality nor a cause. Her messages were, "I am not Trump!" and "I am not a Republican." She failed to give voters not motivated by partisanship a reason to vote FOR her.

There was one other message--"I'm a woman!"
Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 10, 2017, 07:37:54 AM
There was one other message--"I'm a woman!"

You forgot " because I deserve it"

The idiot forgot Bernie did not win a primary and his followers were a minority looking for more free shit. Thinking a socialist could win is insane. :mental: :mental: :mental:
Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: SVPete on July 10, 2017, 07:46:42 AM
There was one other message--"I'm a woman!"

The jokes all but write themselves ... :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: BadCat on July 10, 2017, 07:53:21 AM
The cracker boy clearly has mental issues.  He needs to get some help.
Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: Carl on July 10, 2017, 08:35:30 AM
Between him,Swifty and a couple others the IQ of the those might get to double digits combined
Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: BadCat on July 10, 2017, 08:38:49 AM
Between him,Swifty and a couple others the IQ of the those might get to double digits combined

Yeah, another one I'm sure has some sort of mental deficiency is the Little Red Machine.  It's like talking to an 11 year old with maturity problems.
Title: Re: Graham cracker wisdom and predictions straight from DU Jr.
Post by: FunkyZero on July 10, 2017, 10:12:58 AM
Between him,Swifty and a couple others the IQ of the those might get to double digits combined

Add it the one that calls itself "Argentina" and I think it'll fall back into negative territory